Necessary Roughness (film) Quotes

Necessary Roughness (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Necessary Roughness ended its run in 1970.

It features Mace Neufeld; Robert Rehme as producer, Bill Conti in charge of musical score, and Peter Stein (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Necessary Roughness (film) is 108 minutes long. Necessary Roughness (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Scott Bakula as Paul Blake, Héctor Elizondo as Coach Gennero, Héctor Elizondo as Coach Rig, Rob Schneider as Chuck Neiderman, Peter "Navy" Tuiasosopo as Manumana, Kathy Ireland as Lucy Draper, Harley Jane Kozak as Suzanne Carter, Duane Davis as Featherstone, Héctor Elizondo as Coach Gennaro, Larry Miller as Dean Elias, Sinbad as Andre Krimm, Rob Schneider as Chuck Niederman, Louis Mandylor as McKenzie, Marcus Giamatti as Sargie, Andrew Lauer as Charlie Banks, Jason Bateman as Jarvis Edison, Robert Loggia as Coach Rigg, and Scott Bakula as papke.

Necessary Roughness (film) Quotes

Duane Davis as Featherstone

• (Duane Davis) "Hey Popki, you finally threw something that connected."

• (Duane Davis) "Man, that is some foot."
• (Jason Bateman) "Yeah, and it keeps getting better on the way up."
• (Peter "Navy" Tuiasosopo) "HEY."

Marcus Giamatti as Sargie

• (Marcus Giamatti) "YOU CALL YOURSELF ARMADILLOS. THEN MOVE IT, YOU SORRY-ASS BUNCHES OF QUIVERING CIVILIAN SLIME."
• (Marcus Giamatti) "Sir, we haven't had this many deserters in the Republican Guard."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Son, are you all that you can be?"
• (Marcus Giamatti) "SIR, YES SIR."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "A little too much."
• (Marcus Giamatti) "Sir, Yes Sir."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Move It."
• (Marcus Giamatti) "Sir, Yes Sir."

• (Marcus Giamatti) "Hey guys, guys. Basic Losing is over."

Sinbad as Andre Krimm

• (Sinbad) "Alright everyone, class over, get out."

• (Sinbad) "Man. It's been a long time since I been able to kick some butt. See ya in class."

Héctor Elizondo as Coach Rig

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Wally call me crazy but I've got a funny feeling about tonight's game. Maybe we've got a shot."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Ok Banks. Ready, Hut. Come on, Banks, you're supposed to be hitting a sled, not humping a butterfly. I want you mean, I want you nasty. I want you to eat raw meat. Get your ass outta here. Alright, Next."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Ready, Hut."
• (Sinbad) "Andre does not eat raw meat. 'Cause Andre is a vegetarian."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Eat whatever the hell you want Andre."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Ed, it's me. Wally Riggendorf."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I know it's you. I'm not in a coma."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I brought these for you."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Thank you. They're lovely."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I hope you don't mind; I had to charge them to your room. I'm a little short this week."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I understand, Wally. Will you sit down? I want to talk to you."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I'm here, Ed. I'm here."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "You don't have to talk like I'm dying. They're just running some tests. They haven't found anything yet."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "That's wonderful news."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I want you to have this, Wally."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Your playbook. I don't know what to say. I'll cherish it; always."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I'm not bequeathing it to you. I'm just loaning it to you. You're coaching the team tonight."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "You can do it, Wally. Just be yourself."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "The big whistle --"

• (Chris Berman) "From Champs to chumps. Just six months ago, The Texas State Fighting Armadillos were billed as the greatest college football team in history, and now, they are history. Yesterday, the commision slapped Texas State with a staggering list of infractions including recruiting violations, steroid abuse, illegal payments to players and, of course, grade tampering. To where these guys are going, their yearbook photos will be used as mugshots. Joining us tonight is our guest commentator, the legendary Ed "Straight Arrow" Gennero, the man who once threw five All-Americans off his football team for taking money from boosters, but still won the Cotton Bowl. Thanks for joining us tonight, coach."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Good to be here, Chris."
• (Chris Berman) "Coach, what's the latest on the Armadillos?"
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Well, Chris, the penalty handed down to Texas State will set an example for the future of College Football."
• (Chris Berman) "What happened to the players?"
• (Héctor Elizondo) "All the players from the old team have been expelled and all the coaches have been fired."
• (Chris Berman) "Where will they get their new players?"
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Their new players must be real students. No more scholarships, no more monkey business, no more special favors or else no more football."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Get up, Wally, people are watching. Not many -- but they're watching."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "If this wasn't friggin astro-turf, I'd dig a grave for myself."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "What happened, who missed their assignment?"
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Everybody missed their god-damn assignment."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Dean Elias is looking for any reason to bury us."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "How about that, he stinks at two sports."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I can work with him, just butt out of my offense."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "If you can build an offense around a guy who throws like Edward Scissorhands, we're going to be playing a hell of alot of defense."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Oh I'm sorry Jack, you're a genius; that's why you've got a bigger whistle than me."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Linemen, you gotta give Blake at least four-god-damn-seconds to throw the ball."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "I don't wanna put any undue pressure on you guys, but Coach Gennero's last words were, win or I'll die."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Listen, no speeches. I'm proud of you. Now let's get out of the typhoon."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Hurts when they poke you in the chest like that?"

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Well, is it fatal?"
• (Unnamed) "Indigestion? Only in Mexico."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Look at that. He held onto the ball. Well, let's wake him up and get him some pads."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I don't know, Ed. Pads might hurt his game."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "I forgot. You're a genius. That's why you have a bigger whistle than I do."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I can't believe it. Now he has whistle-envy."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Keep your eyes on the ball, son."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I'd rather he kept his hands on the ball."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Now, let's analyze what's been working for us."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "NOT A GOD DAMN THING'S been working for us. Like this god**** suit doesn't work for me -- and this stinking tie -- and this god****ed shirt. IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WINNING HARD-NOSED FOOTBALL? YOU PLAY FOOTBALL LIKE ED GENERRO PLAYED FOOTBALL. A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was a 140-pound halfback, and HE PLAYED LIKE A god**** WILDMAN. NO. LIKE A god**** RAMPAGING BEAST. And that's the way you got to do it. YOU GO OUT THERE. YOU TEAR THEIR f***ING HEADS OFF, AND YOU s*** DOWN THEIR NECKS. Let us pray."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "How about that, he stinks at two sports."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I can work with him, just butt out of my offense."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "If you can build an offense around a guy who throws like Edward Scissorhands, we're gonna be playing a hell of a lot of defense."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Wally, did you hire an Assistant Coach without telling me?"
• (Héctor Elizondo) "No, I found a Quarterback without telling you."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Well, I hope he gets younger as he gets closer."

Scott Bakula as Paul Blake

• (Scott Bakula) "What's with all the attention?"
• (Peter "Navy" Tuiasosopo) "Where I come from, Mr. Blake, we're taught to respect our elders."
• (Scott Bakula) "Oh yeah? Well, I'm not that eld, alright?"

• (Scott Bakula) "The library's got your name on it. It's about time you saw the inside of it."

• (Scott Bakula) "You can't just walk away."
• (Jason Bateman) "You did."
• (Scott Bakula) "How did I end up with Jiminy Cricket?"

• (Scott Bakula) "You're hurt. You're tired. You're bleeding. I'm gonna make you a promise. We get into that endzone, you're not gonna feel any pain."

• (Scott Bakula) "Ah hell, mabye we should think about blocking him tonight."

• (Scott Bakula) "Manu, snap me the ball."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "SNAP THE BALL DAMN IT."
• (Scott Bakula) "Manu, Manu hike me the ball."
• (Kathy Ireland) "Relax big guy; you've already got the job."

• (Scott Bakula) "I'll buy you a beer. It's on me."
• (Flat-top) "Now it's on you."

• (Scott Bakula) "You alright?"
• (Sinbad) "Oh, I'm doing fine; except for the fact somebody hit me with a chair."

Rob Schneider as Chuck Neiderman

• (Rob Schneider) "Krimm breaks into the backfield. Fumble, FUMBALAYA, FUMBLERUSKI."

• (Rob Schneider) "The Blake man pitches to Sarge, The Sargester bumps into his own man. It's a fumble. FUMBLAYA. Sargie "Fumblina" Wilkerson fumbles the ball."

• (Rob Schneider) "Lucy Draper is the 1st woman football player in Armadillo history."

• (Rob Schneider) "Edison down at the Jayhawk 27. Although he did hydroplane to the 19."

• (Rob Schneider) "I hope you stay tuned for our halftime extravaganza, as the Texas State marching band does its salute to gun racks and open beverage containers; which is only legal in Texas."

• (Rob Schneider) "A 94-yard kickoff return for a touchdown could give the Colts a false sense of confidence going into the second minute of play."

• (Rob Schneider) "He's in the endzone."
• (Rob Schneider) "I'm wating for a flag."
• (Rob Schneider) "There's no flag."
• (Rob Schneider) "There should be."

• (Rob Schneider) "BIIIIGGG sack by Manumana the Slender. Who does his "I'm gonna go out and get some POI" sack celebration dance."

• (Rob Schneider) "But in a typhoon it's anybody's game."

• (Rob Schneider) "Hey Armadillo Fans. This is Chuck Neiderman. The voice of the Fighting Armadillo. This season your football team needs more than your support. So if any of you listener can punt, pass, block or kick, then report to the gymnasium at 3 o'clock sharp for open football tryouts."

• (Rob Schneider) "Now how could the ref call that? It was a clean kick to the face mask."

• (Rob Schneider) "Holy Columbus Ohio."

Larry Miller as Dean Elias

• (Larry Miller) "Sheriff, Im Dean Elias I heard about the brawl on my beeper. So where's the brawl?"
• (Sheriff Woods) "Brawl? They ain't no brawl."
• (Larry Miller) "Number one There isn't any brawl. Number two what do you mean THEY AIN'T NO BRAWL."

• (Larry Miller) "Oh. Hello Boys."
• (Carver Purcell) "By the way, you're fired."

• (Larry Miller) "Can I call ya Wally?"
• (Héctor Elizondo) "You can call me Walter."

Kathy Ireland as Lucy Draper

• (Kathy Ireland) "I'm an Armadillo just like the others."
• (Peter "Navy" Tuiasosopo) "You're an Armadillo, but not like the others."
• (Kathy Ireland) "You're alright Manu."

Harley Jane Kozak as Suzanne Carter

• (Harley Jane Kozak) "Oh my God, I'm sorry. Are you okay?"
• (Scott Bakula) "No, actually. I just got hit in the head by a racquetball."

• (Harley Jane Kozak) "What are you doing here?"
• (Scott Bakula) "Well, I'm kinda bleeding in your doorway. Can I come in?"
• (Harley Jane Kozak) "Sure. Didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?"

• (Harley Jane Kozak) "We're consenting adults."
• (Larry Miller) "So were Bonnie and Clyde"

• (Harley Jane Kozak) "You got in all five W's; what, where, when, why and especially the who."
• (Unnamed) "As in who gives a s***."

Jason Bateman as Jarvis Edison

• (Jason Bateman) "How many timeouts do we have left?"
• (Scott Bakula) "Three."
• (Jason Bateman) "Can we take 'em all now?"

• (Jason Bateman) "I hate that station. My dad owns it. I don't want to see another building with his name on it."

Louis Mandylor as McKenzie

• (Louis Mandylor) "Will ya look at that, they're putting a bloody Sheila on the team."
• (Marcus Giamatti) "We'll be the laughing stock of college football."
• (Andrew Lauer) "What do you think we are now?"

Robert Loggia as Coach Rigg

• (Robert Loggia) "Papke, what kind of defense are they using?"
• (Scott Bakula) "A double double."
• (Robert Loggia) "A double -- double, well it doesn't matter anyways."

Peter "Navy" Tuiasosopo as Manumana

• (Peter "Navy" Tuiasosopo) "Mr. Blake. He'll never touch you."

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