Natural History (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Natural History (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Natural History stopped airing in 1970.

Natural History (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "So, when was the last time you saw him?"
• (Barney Stinson) "It was that day, July 23rd, 1981. My mom got pretty upset he let me destroy a New York City landmark."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Moms."
• (Barney Stinson) "He never came around anymore after the fact. Think he moved away."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Well, maybe the security guy had it wrong, you know --"
• (Barney Stinson) "You do know, you do know, that's the thing, you know. He's my dad."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Barney, do you wanna --"
• (Barney Stinson) "I don't wanna do anything. Don't tell anyone about this, okay?"

• (Barney Stinson) "So, naturally I snapped the rip off of a triceratops, bloppidy bloppidy blue, I knocked down the whale."

• (The Captain) "I hear my wife got you pretty good."
• (Ted Mosby) "She caught me on tape trashing GNB."
• (The Captain) "Ohh that damn recorder -- Try being married to that. You're a good guy Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville. Tell you what, when Zoey goes to sleep, I'll find that tape and erase it for you, no hard feelings."
• (Ted Mosby) "Really? You'd do that to your own wife?"
• (The Captain) "Sure, why not? I mean, I'm glad she has these little causes, they keep her out of trouble, but -- When she throws a temper tantrum and it gets in the way of someone doing their job, that's a problem."
• (Ted Mosby) "No, you know what? Don't erase the tape. And for what it's worth, I don't think she's throwing temper tantrums. I just think she's standing up for what she believes in. I respect that."
• (Narrator) "Kids, there is an amazing architectural phenomenon in the Natural History Museum. If you stand in the right spot, you can hear a conversation, all the way across the room."

• (College Marshall Eriksen) "You can't have me. Look at the sign."
• (College Marshall Eriksen) "I'm extinct. I've gone the way of Jane's Addiction."
• (Lily Aldrin) "Actually, Jane's Addiction got back together."
• (College Marshall Eriksen) "They did?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "Yeah, they've done a few tours, they've put out a new album."
• (College Marshall Eriksen) "Are you serious? That is awesome. Are they just as good?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "Sure."

• (Ted Mosby) "If I wanted to make it personal, I'd call you a bored little trophy wife who likes to play activist when the shops on Fifth Ave are closed."
• (Zoey Pierson) "You're going down."
• (Ted Mosby) "Down where? To the yacht club? I'd love to, but wait I'm half Jewish, is that going to be a problem?"

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "You wanna dance? Let's dance."
• (Barney Stinson) "I live for the dance."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Get your other hand, off my ass."
• (Barney Stinson) "Sorry, sorry."

• (Lily Aldrin) "So you'll probably quit GNB in a couple of years, right?"
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Affirmatootly."
• (Lily Aldrin) "And become an environmental lawyer?"
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Yepskerdoodles."
• (Lily Aldrin) "By the way, do you like this scarf?"
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Posititoachidoachmecoachipapoachey."

• (Zoey Pierson) "Ted, this is my husband."
• (Ted Mosby) "So Captain, how did you get that name?"
• (The Captain) "I gave it to myself. A real man chooses his real name."
• (Ted Mosby) "Well, pleased to meet you, Captain. I'm Galactic President Superstar MacAwesomeville."

• (Ted Mosby) "Oh my God, you have a monocle. Is this real? Is this really happening? Good luck killing James Bond."

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