Natural Born Killers Quotes

Natural Born Killers is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Natural Born Killers completed its run in 1970.

It features Jane Hamsher; Don Murphy; Clayton Townsend as producer, and Robert Richardson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Natural Born Killers is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Natural Born Killers is 119 minutes long. Natural Born Killers is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Woody Harrelson as Mickey, Robert Downey, Jr. as Wayne Gale, Corinna Everson as Mallory, Steven Wright as Dr. Emil Reingold, Tommy Lee Jones as Dwight McClusky, Joe Grifasi as Deputy Sheriff Duncan Homolka, Richard Lineback as Son, Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson, Tom Sizemore as Jack Scagnetti, Tom Sizemore as Scagnetti, and Kirk Baltz as Roger.

Natural Born Killers Quotes

Woody Harrelson as Mickey

• (Woody Harrelson) "We're not killing anybody on our wedding day."

• (Woody Harrelson) "The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather."

• (Woody Harrelson) "I realized my true calling in life."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "What's that?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "s***, man, I'm a natural born killer."

• (Druggist) "I'm the only clerk left. I'm the only clerk left."
• (Woody Harrelson) "You're forgetting one thing --"
• (Druggist) "W-what's that?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "If I don't kill you, what is there to talk about? You f***in' squid."

• (Woody Harrelson) "The whole world's comin' to an end, Mal."
• (Corinna Everson) "I see angels, Mickey. They're comin' down for us from heaven. And I see you ridin' a big red horse, and you're driving them horses, whippin' 'em, and the're spitting and frothing all 'long the mouth, and they're coming right at us. And I see the future, and there's no death, 'cause you and I, we're angels --"
• (Woody Harrelson) "I love you, Mal."
• (Corinna Everson) "I know you do baby, and I've loved you since the day we met."

• (Woody Harrelson) "It's fate, you know. Nobody can stop fate, nobody can."

• (Woody Harrelson) "Okay, DROP IT."
• (Woody Harrelson) "The GUN, goddammit."

• (Woody Harrelson) "Baby -- by the power invested in me, as God of my world -- I pronounce us husband and wife."

• (Woody Harrelson) "You know, the only thing that kills the demon -- is love."

• (Woody Harrelson) "One camera all you can muster, Jack?"
• (Tom Sizemore) "You ain't that big a star yet, cocksucker."

• (Unnamed) "Do you have anything to say to your fans?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "You ain't seen nothin' yet."

• (Woody Harrelson) "Even ugliness looks beautiful next to you."

• (Woody Harrelson) "Looks like we got us a Mexican Standoff."
• (Tom Sizemore) "We've had this day from the beginning, huh, Mickey? Now slide that shotgun over here. Put your hands on your head and your head against the floor."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Or what, you'll wound me? I could blow you in half and you know it."
• (Tom Sizemore) "I never wounded anything in my life. I got you locked right between the eyes, Mickey. I've had you locked from the jump, you phony."

• (Woody Harrelson) "Mister rabbit says, "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers.""

• (Redneck's Buddy in the Diner) "That's some sweet piece of meat, ain't it?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "Her name -- is Mallory."
• (Redneck's Buddy in the Diner) "Mallory -- whatever -- who gives a s***? I call it p*****."

• (Woody Harrelson) "Let me tell you something, this is the 1990's, alright? In this day and age a man has to have choices, a man has to have a little bit of variety."
• (Corinna Everson) "What are you talking about, "variety"? Hostages? You wanna f*** some other women now? Is that what you're talking about, Mickey?"

• (Woody Harrelson) "This is not about you, you egomaniac. I kinda like you. But if we let you go, we'd be just like everybody else. Killing you and what you represent is a statement."

• (Woody Harrelson) "At birth, I was cast into a flaming pit of scum forgotten by God."

• (Woody Harrelson) "Uh, aloha? Chief? Yeah, uh -- rattlesnake took a chunk outta us a few miles back -- me and my wife are pretty sick; could be dyin,' you never can tell about these things, so -- how's about you ungluin' your fat ass from that boob tube and gettin' us some snakebite juice? Pronto."

• (Woody Harrelson) "Hey, Jack. Mickey's back."

• (Woody Harrelson) "You can't hide from your shadow."

• (Woody Harrelson) "Mal --"
• (Corinna Everson) "Yes?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "Will you marry me?"
• (Corinna Everson) "Of course I'll marry you. I've been waiting for you to say that for so long. But where are we gonna get married?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "Right here, Mal. This is our church."

Tommy Lee Jones as Dwight McClusky

• (Tommy Lee Jones) "Put him in F Block for a month, then bring him to see me."
• (Tom Sizemore) "Jesus Christ, Dwight. You could be on "American Gladiators"."
• (Tommy Lee Jones) "Thirty minutes a day, just shake and roll it -- doesn't take much. Someone goes for you, you go right for the throat, Jack."

• (Tommy Lee Jones) "Mickey & Mallory Knox are without a doubt the most twisted depraved pair of s***f***s it has ever been my displeasure to lay my god**** eyes on. I tell you these two motherf***ers are a walking reminder of just how f***ed up this system really is."

• (Tommy Lee Jones) "Love makes the world go round, heh heh heh."

• (Tommy Lee Jones) "How's a fella like you get to be involved with psychos, anyways?"
• (Tom Sizemore) "Actually Dwight, I'd recommend having your mother killed by one. After that happened I developed a rather keen interest in the subject."

• (Tommy Lee Jones) "I'm surprised Hollywood ain't caught up with you yet, your story'd make a much better movie than that Serpico s***."

• (Tommy Lee Jones) "Just how far do you think you're gonna get?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "Right out the front door."
• (Tommy Lee Jones) "THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN."
• (Woody Harrelson) "It IS happenin'."
• (Tommy Lee Jones) "I will personally hunt you down, blow the head off your f***ing whore wife, AND PLANT YOUR SICK ASS IN THE GROUND ALL BY MYSELF."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Another day, perhaps, but not today."

• (Napalatoni) "Warden."
• (Tommy Lee Jones) "Yes. What is it, Natapundi?"
• (Napalatoni) "Napalatoni."
• (Tommy Lee Jones) "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR f***ING NAME IS."
• (Napalatoni) "Mickey and Mallory Knox are loose, Scagnetti's dead, and they're live on national TV."
• (Tommy Lee Jones) "LIVE ON NATIONAL TV? JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A f***ING RUBBER CRUTCH, IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?"

Tom Sizemore as Jack Scagnetti

• (Tom Sizemore) "I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas."
• (Tommy Lee Jones) "That's funny, you don't have the accent."
• (Tom Sizemore) "I don't wanna talk like those assholes."
• (Tommy Lee Jones) "My mother was from Texas."
• (Tom Sizemore) "I meant those other assholes."

• (Tom Sizemore) "I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding --"

• (Tom Sizemore) "Now that is a perfect ass."

• (Tom Sizemore) "How the hell are my two favorite assholes?"

• (Tom Sizemore) "Oswald might've been a p*****, but he was a great shot."

• (Pinky) "Are you a real cop?"
• (Tom Sizemore) "Oh yeah, I'm a real cop."
• (Pinky) "You're not gonna hurt me are ya?"
• (Tom Sizemore) "I never hurt anyone in my life. I'm the law. I'm your protector."

• (Tom Sizemore) "Remember the last time you got f***ed? What I want you to do is close your eyes, and remember the last time Mickey gave you the high hard one. You thinking about it? Good. Well you can forget it, 'cause it's never gonna happen again. Because when they get through with all the electroshock s*** they got lined up for that cocksucker, ol' Mickey ain't gonna be worth a damn."

Robert Downey, Jr. as Wayne Gale

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Where's Roger?"
• (Kirk Baltz) "I'm right here."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Where's Scotty?"
• (Kirk Baltz) "He's hit. I-I think he's dead."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "I thought a bond developed between us."
• (Woody Harrelson) "No. Not really. You're scum, Wayne; you did it for RATINGS. You don't give a s*** about us or anybody else except yourself; that's why nobody gives a s*** about YOU. That's why "helicopters" were not "deployed.""

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Repetition works, David. Repetition works, David."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Their subsequent trial turned into a sick, pathetic circus. The trial of Mickey and Mallory Knox was SUCH an event that it made the crime spree that preceded it pale by comparison. The nation caught Mickey and Mallory fire."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "So tell me Mickey? Any regrets? I mean, three weeks, fifty people killed -- not too cool Mickey."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Fifty-two, but I don't a lot of time with regret. That's a wasted emotion."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Seriously you must have some regret. Rack your brain."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Well, I wish that Indian hadn't got killed."
• (Corinna Everson) "Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "One of your last victims."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Man had a rattlesnake in the corner --"

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "What about your father, how did he die? You were only ten years old and there's a lot of speculation."
• (Woody Harrelson) "I didn't kill my father and I don't want to talk about it."
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• (Tommy Lee Jones) "Hey. Hey."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "It's alright. It's alright."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "We'll just move on to something else."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Please let's do."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "I have a television show, and every couple of weeks we do, you know, as part of our thing on current America we do a-a profile on a different serial killer."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Technically mass murderer."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Whatever you want. Anyway, the episode we did on Mickey and Mallory was one of the most popular."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Ever did one on John Wayne Gacy?"
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Eh -- Yeah. Yeah."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Who got the higher rating?"
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "You blew him away."
• (Woody Harrelson) "What about that crazy motherf***er, Ted Bundy?"
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Oh, that crazy guy? No, you- you got the larger Nielsen share. You're big. Yes, yes."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Good."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Yes. What I want to get --"
• (Woody Harrelson) "What about Manson?"
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Manson beat you."
• (Woody Harrelson) "It's pretty hard to beat the king."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Mallory Knox has said that she wants to kill you."
• (Steven Wright) "I never really believe what women tell me."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "SHUT UP, JACK."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Wait. Don't Mickey and Mallory always leave one person alive to tell the tale?"
• (Corinna Everson) "We are --"
• (Woody Harrelson) "Your camera."

Corinna Everson as Mallory

• (Corinna Everson) "You killed life."

• (Corinna Everson) "You still like me now, Jack?"

• (Corinna Everson) "You made my s***list."

• (Corinna Everson) "We'll be living in all the oceans now."

• (Corinna Everson) "I do. For all eternity. 'Til you and I die, and die, and die again. 'Til death do us part."

• (Corinna Everson) "How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy. How sexy am I now?"

• (Corinna Everson) "I guess I was born -- naturally born -- born bad."

• (Corinna Everson) "I don't think I'm gonna make it. I feel so cold."
• (Woody Harrelson) "You're gonna make it, Mal. Get mad."

• (Corinna Everson) "That the worst f***in' head I ever got in my life. Next time don't be so f***in' eager."

• (Corinna Everson) "Wherever we go, whatever happens, Mickey, when I look up at the stars, I'll know you'll be lookin' up at the same ones."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Same ones, baby."
• (Corinna Everson) "You make every day feel like kindergarten."

• (Corinna Everson) "What do you want me to do?"
• (Tom Sizemore) "I want you to kiss me and squeeze my nipple."
• (Corinna Everson) "You're so specific."

Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "If it wasn't for me, you'd still be slingin' hash in that s***house and f***in' your boss."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "I eat what I want. So what. I mean, with this f***ing food here, you pray after you eat."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Don't think. You're a f***ing idiot. Who am I now, the bad guy? Did I ask you to f*** my friends?"

Steven Wright as Dr. Emil Reingold

• (Steven Wright) "Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong, they just don't give a damn."

Richard Lineback as Son

• (Richard Lineback) "What the hell is that?"
• (Redneck's Buddy in the Diner) "A bitch out of hell, son. Take a run at her, kiddo."

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