National Lampoon's Gold Diggers Quotes

National Lampoon's Gold Diggers is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . National Lampoon's Gold Diggers completed its run in 1970.

It features Don Ashley as producer, Christopher Horvath in charge of musical score, and Thomas L. Callaway as head of cinematography.

National Lampoon's Gold Diggers is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of National Lampoon's Gold Diggers is 90 minutes long. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers is distributed by P & A Releasing.

National Lampoon's Gold Diggers Quotes

• (Betty Mundt) "As Aristotle once said, 'When life throws you lemon, sometimes you just gotta up and kill somebody.'"

• (Calvin Menhoffer) "We have to kill them. Pickle?"
• (Leonard Smallwood) "You mean -- murder?"
• (Calvin Menhoffer) "Murder is such an ugly word. Try to think of it more like -- more like self defense."

• (Leonard Smallwood) "Cal's built like a stallion."
• (Calvin Menhoffer) "A black stallion."

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