Myra Breckinridge (film) Quotes

Myra Breckinridge (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Myra Breckinridge ended in 1970.

It features David Giler as producer, John Phillips (musician) in charge of musical score, and Richard Moore (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Myra Breckinridge (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Myra Breckinridge (film) is 94 minutes long. Myra Breckinridge (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Rex Reed as Myron, John Carradine as Surgeon, Raquel Welch as Myra, Roger Herren as Rusty Godowsky, Mae West as Leticia Van Allen, Raquel Welch as Myra Breckinridge, John Huston as Buck Loner, Farrah Fawcett as Mary Ann Pringle, Tom Selleck as Stud, and Kathleen Freeman as Bobby Dean Loner.

Myra Breckinridge (film) Quotes

Mae West as Leticia Van Allen

• (Mae West) "How tall are you when you're off your horse, cowboy?"
• (Young Man at "Interview") "Um, six feet, seven inches, ma'am."
• (Mae West) "Well, never mind the six feet, and let's talk about the seven inches."

• (Mae West) "You impressed me immensely. I'll keep you in mind as a summer replacement. Next."

• (Mae West) "Wel, the end of another busy day. I can't wait till I get back to bed. If that don't work I'll try to sleep."

• (Italian man) "In my country, to wait for love is like to burn by inches."
• (Mae West) "You're the best salesman since Columbus."
• (Italian man) "He was a good lover, too?"
• (Mae West) "Yeah, he raised hell-a with Isabella."

• (Mae West) "Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches."

Rex Reed as Myron

• (Rex Reed) "Where are my tits? Where are my tits?"

• (Rex Reed) "I must write it all down. Exactly as it happened. While it is fresh in my memory. But my hand trembles. Why? Twice I've dropped the yellow ball point pen. Now I sit at the surgical table making the greatest effort to calm myself, to put it all down not only for its own sake but also for you, Randolph, who never dreamed that anyone could ever act out"
• (Rex Reed) "totally"
• (Rex Reed) "his fantasies and survive -- / Myron Breckinridge"

• (Rex Reed) "Why are you so fascinated by the girl?"
• (Raquel Welch) "But having raped Rusty's manhood, I must now complete the cycle and seduce his girl. Only then will my victory be complete. Thus exerting power over both sexes and, indeed, over life itself."

• (Rex Reed) "A secret place known to none but me. And in my secret place, you can beg and torture me. I wouldn't tell you where to go. 'Cause in my secret place, secret place, a secret you know. Secret place, a secret you know."
• (John Carradine) "You realize, once we cut it off, it won't grow back. I mean, it isn't like hair, or fingernails, or toenails, you know."
• (Rex Reed) "What do you think I am, some kind of idiot? I know that."
• (John Carradine) "Eh; how about circumcision? It'd be cheaper."
• (Rex Reed) "Come on, come on, come on, let's get it over with, Myra's waiting."
• (John Carradine) "We'll have to blow up your tits with silicone."
• (Rex Reed) "I thought they used paraffin."
• (John Carradine) "No, that would make them inflammable. You wouldn't want inflammable tits, now, do you?"
• (Rex Reed) "I got a secret place known to none but me. And in my secret --"
• (John Carradine) "Cleaver."
• (John Carradine) "I mean scalpel."
• (Rex Reed) "Well, I should think so."
• (John Carradine) "Well, wish me luck. I've never done one of these before."
• (Rex Reed) "You can beg and torture me. I wouldn't care."

• (Rex Reed) "I'll turn around and I'll come back. You wouldn't understand the way I feel about Mary Ann. That she's Donald Duck straws and Pepsodent toothpaste."

• (Rex Reed) "Your goal is --"
• (Raquel Welch) "My goal is the destruction of the last vestigial traces of traditional manhood --"
• (Rex Reed) "In order to --"
• (Raquel Welch) "Realign the sexes --"
• (Rex Reed) "While --"
• (Raquel Welch) "Decreasing the population --"
• (Rex Reed) "Thus --"
• (Raquel Welch) "Increasing human happiness --"
• (Rex Reed) "And --"
• (Raquel Welch) "Preparing humanity for its next stage."
• (Rex Reed) "Bravo. Also -- bulls***."

• (Rex Reed) "It's a dangerous thing, ambition. Ruined Mickey Mouse's whole career."

Raquel Welch as Myra

• (Raquel Welch) "Well, aren't you going to thank me for all the trouble I've taken?"
• (Roger Herren) "Thank you, ma'am."

• (Raquel Welch) "American women are eager for men to rape them. And vice versa."

• (Raquel Welch) "Stand up when a woman comes in the room, you son of a bitch."

• (Raquel Welch) "What you have assembled here are the national dregs, the misfits and neurotics. In short, the f***ups of our culture."
• (John Huston) "That ain't so. They are the carefully selected candidates for future stardom."
• (Raquel Welch) "Bulls***."
• (John Huston) "You can't talk to me like that, young lady. I'll have you outta here so fast, your hair'll curl."
• (Raquel Welch) "You just try it and I'll take this place away from you lock, stock and empathy class."

• (Raquel Welch) "I am Myra Breckinridge, whom no man will ever possess. The new woman whose astonishing history started with a surgeon's scalpel, and will end -- who-knows-where. Just as Eve was born from Adam's rib, so Myron died to give birth to Myra. Did Myron take his own life, you will ask? Yes, and no, is my answer. Beyond that, my lips are sealed. Let it suffice for me to say that Myron is -- with me, and that I am the fulfillment of all his dreams. Who is Myra Breckinridge? What is she? Myra Breckinridge is a dish, and don't you ever forget it, you motherf***ers; as the children say nowadays."

• (Raquel Welch) "You see, Miss Van Allen, Uncle Buck and I deal in myths, and movie stars are like gods and goddesses. When one fades, another promptly takes its place, because the human race require that the Pantheon always be filled. And you and I must seek out the glittering few that are the new stars, of our race, reborn."

• (Raquel Welch) "My purpose in coming to Hollywood is the destruction of the American male in all its particulars."

• (Raquel Welch) "That, students, was a classic stage slap delivered so as to give the impression that the subject has been hit very hard in the mouth. It was first developed by Patricia Collinge in The Little Foxes, 1941."
• (Raquel Welch) "Oh. Thank you for the demonstration, Uncle Buck."

• (Raquel Welch) "You think that being a man is such a simple thing. A man would ball chicks you said. Well I tried to explain it to you but you wouldn't listen, so I'm afraid you require a practical demonstration."
• (Roger Herren) "Oh my God. Jesus, You'll kill me."
• (Raquel Welch) "I won't kill you, Rusty. I'll just educate you. You and the rest of America. Must be demonstrated to you practically, that there is no such thing as manhood. It died with Burt Lancaster in "Vera Cruz". Your manhood was taken by Errol Flynn and Clark Gable. I am only going to supply you with the finishing touches."

• (Raquel Welch) "You have a lot to learn. All you men have a lot to learn. And I have taken it upon myself to teach you."
• (Roger Herren) "What do you mean?"
• (Raquel Welch) "This is the most important part of your education. The part your teachers fail to instruct you in. It's called balling."
• (Roger Herren) "I know how to do that."
• (Raquel Welch) "That's what you think. Did you know you have a temperature?"
• (Roger Herren) "No I didn't."
• (Raquel Welch) "Well you do. But no matter. I shall cure what's wrong with you."
• (Roger Herren) "What are you gonna do?"
• (Raquel Welch) "I shall ball you rusty. It's very simple."

John Huston as Buck Loner

• (John Huston) "What's that?"
• (Masseuse) "Swedish massage."
• (John Huston) "What do you -- do with it."
• (Masseuse) "I beat you with it."
• (John Huston) "Does it -- hurt?"
• (Masseuse) "You bet your ass."
• (John Huston) "Something's wrong here, someplace --"

• (John Huston) "Oh, that feels real good, honey."

• (John Huston) "How's it goin' ladies?"
• (Kathleen Freeman) "Just great swweeetie."
• (John Huston) "Playin' Canasta?"
• (Kathleen Freeman) "That's right swweeetie."
• (Kathleen Freeman) "How's your Poker game going swweeetie?"
• (John Huston) "Jus' fine."

Farrah Fawcett as Mary Ann Pringle

• (Farrah Fawcett) "If only there was some man like you. I'd really fall, I would. But not like this. If only you were a man --"

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