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My Science Project Quotes

My Science Project is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . My Science Project stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jonathan Taplin as producer, Peter Bernstein (composer) in charge of musical score, and David M. Walsh as head of cinematography.

My Science Project is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of My Science Project is 84 minutes long. My Science Project is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

My Science Project Quotes

  • (Vince Latello) "I don't see that either, right?"
  • (Bob Roberts) "It's not real. I mean -- it's some sort of, it's some sort of power plant. My machine's gotta be broken."
  • (Ellie Sawyer) "Bob, why would your machine be broken?"
  • (Bob Roberts) "Because if it isn't broken Michael, this thing you found is older than earth."
  • (Vince Latello) "Son of a bitch, whaddaya call this wawa?"
  • (Sherman) "I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man."
  • (Vince Latello) "Well I don't care what country he's from. One shot to the chones an' he's down."
  • (Vince Latello) "I don't believe this. I could be home watchin' Magnum."
  • (Michael Harlan) "Will you stop whining?"
  • (Vince Latello) "WHINING? BARNEY RUBBLE JUST TRIED TO FLAME ME OUT."
  • (Vince Latello) "I just want to be home watching cartoons."
  • (Vince Latello) "Sit on this, buttplug."
  • (General) "Get rid of it."
  • (Ellie Sawyer) "What are we going to do?"
  • (Vince Latello) "About one to five with good behavior."
  • (Unnamed) "Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it?"
  • (Ellie Sawyer) "Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it."
  • (Unnamed) "Latello?"
  • (Latello) "Caps to the legs, legs to the dynamite."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on."
  • (Latello) "Hey, good thing I watch TV, huh?"
  • (Latello) "My old man says, "Treat broads like dirt and they love ya.""
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady?"
  • (Latello) "My parents are divorced."
  • (Vince Latello) "Hi, mom."
  • (Policewoman) "You dirty little cockroach --"
  • (Vince Latello) "Why what's the matter, I got boogers?"
  • (Policewoman) "Kid, why do you wear your sunglasses at night?"
  • (Vince Latello) "Because when you're COOL -- the sun shines on you twenty-four hours a DAY."
  • (Policewoman) "Oh, yeah?"
  • (Vince Latello) "Chill out, Butch -- and get a shave."
  • (Vince Latello) "I'm comin', I'm comin'. But if I'm gonna get sucked into a time/space warp like Bob-o-rino --"
  • (Vince Latello) "I'm goin' in there packin'."
  • (Sherman) "This plant has been extinct for sixty billion years."
  • (Vince Latello) "Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before."
  • (Bob Roberts) "This thing is creating light and energy without heat, Michael."
  • (Michael Harlan) "How is that possible?"
  • (Bob Roberts) "It's not possible. Not in this World, anyway."
  • (Vince Latello) "Whoa, what other World are we talking about?"
  • (Sentry) "Morituri te salutamos."
  • (Latello) "Yo, Sherman, what's he sayin'?"
  • (Sherman) "He's going to kick our ass."
  • (Crystal) "Michael, I want to be worshipped, serenaded like a goddess."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh come on, bulls***."
  • (Crystal) "That is exactly what my Cosmo Romantiscope told me you'd say Michael."
  • (Unnamed) "Ro- Romantiscope?"

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