My Name Is Earl Quotes

My Name Is Earl is a Sitcom that appeared on TV in 2005 on NBC. My Name Is Earl ended in 2009.

My Name Is Earl aired for 4 seasons and 96 episodes. It features Jason Lee, Henry J. Lange Jr., Danielle Sanchez-Witzel, John Hoberg, Michael Pennie, Kat Likkel, Mike Mariano, Jessica Goldstein, Hilary Winston, and Chrissy Pietrosh as producer, Plain list, and * Danny Lux; Mark Leggett as composer. My Name Is Earl is executive produced by Greg Garcia, Marc Buckland, and Bobby Bowman. My Name Is Earl is created by Greg Garcia (producer).

My Name Is Earl is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of My Name Is Earl is 19-24 minutes long. My Name Is Earl is produced by Plain list * Amigos de Garcia Productions * 20th Century Fox Television and distributed by 20th Television.

The cast includes: Eddie Steeples as Darnell Turner, Jason Lee as Earl, Jaime Pressly as Joy, and Ethan Suplee as Randy.

My Name Is Earl Quotes

Jaime Pressly as Joy

• (Jaime Pressly) "Is his sister getting married? Is she? Cause if she didn't ask me to be a bridesmaid I swear to God, I will march down to that Club Chubby and wrap her neck around that pole."

• (Jaime Pressly) "Oh, snap."

• (Jaime Pressly) "When the bar closes let's do it on the pool table like Jodie Foster did in that porno."

Ethan Suplee as Randy

• (Ethan Suplee) "I should be on that show where you have to remember the names of things. What's it called again?"

Jason Lee as Earl

• (Jason Lee) "You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things, and then wonders why his life sucks? Well -- that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner. Karma. That's when I realised I had to change. So, I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and, one by one I'm going to make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl."

• (Jason Lee) "Randy?"
• (Ethan Suplee) "No."

Eddie Steeples as Darnell Turner

• (Eddie Steeples) "Hey, Earl."
• (Jason Lee) "Hey, Crabman."

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