My Name Is Bruce Quotes

My Name Is Bruce is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . My Name Is Bruce ended in 1970.

It features Bruce Campbell as producer, Joseph LoDuca in charge of musical score, and Kurt Rauf as head of cinematography.

My Name Is Bruce is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of My Name Is Bruce is 86 minutes long. My Name Is Bruce is distributed by Image Entertainment.

The cast includes: Bruce Campbell as Bruce Campbell, Janelle Farber as Kasey, Logan Martin as Clayton, Ariel Badenhop as Big Debbie, Taylor Sharpe as Jeff, Dan Hicks as Dirt Farmer, Timothy Patrick Quill as Frank, Ellen Sandweiss as Cheryl, and Grace Thorsen as Kelly Graham.

My Name Is Bruce Quotes

Bruce Campbell as Bruce Campbell

• (Bruce Campbell) "Jeff, I just have one request."
• (Taylor Sharpe) "Anything Bruce."
• (Bruce Campbell) "Next time you unleash an ancient demon, call that Buffy chick."

• (Bruce Campbell) "You son of a bitch."

• (Bruce Campbell) "Where in the heck did you find this Evil Dead shampoo?"
• (Taylor Sharpe) "Bruce, that's drain cleaner."
• (Bruce Campbell) "Well, I guess that would explain the burning sensation."

• (Bruce Campbell) "I gotta make a phone call. I'll be right back, don't do anything quaint until I return."

• (Bruce Campbell) "You don't know fear, kid. You've never worked with Sam Raimi."

• (Bruce Campbell) "Uuuuhhh, young mother."
• (Grace Thorsen) "It's a country thing."
• (Bruce Campbell) "Hey, a MILF is a MILF."

• (Bruce Campbell) "Dig up a bar of soap and a bottle of Jack. And not in that order."

• (Bruce Campbell) "Have you seen Rawhide?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Bruce Campbell) "You like it?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Bruce Campbell) "Well, then you gotta keep those doggies rollin'."

• (Bruce Campbell) "I'll take a slow screw against the wall, and make it a double."

• (Bruce Campbell) "God, I miss you and the kids."
• (Ellen Sandweiss) "What kids?"
• (Bruce Campbell) "The ones we would have had, if you'd have just hung on."

• (Bruce Campbell) "Hey lady, ten cents a ride. No exceptions."

• (Bruce Campbell) "Well, hello Mr. Plot Point."

• (Bruce Campbell) "You want a disaster? Anyone here seen Assault on Dome 4?"
• (Taylor Sharpe) "That's probably my favorite movie of --"
• (Bruce Campbell) "Don't answer that."

• (Bruce Campbell) "Hey, light me, don't fight me."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, bite me."

Logan Martin as Clayton

• (Logan Martin) "So uh, why haven't I seen you around school?"
• (Ariel Badenhop) "It's 'cause I'm never there."
• (Logan Martin) "Cool. You seeing anybody?"
• (Ariel Badenhop) "No."
• (Logan Martin) "Cool."

• (Logan Martin) "I kinda liked Bubba Ho-Tep."
• (Taylor Sharpe) "Everyone liked Bubba Ho-Tep."

Ellen Sandweiss as Cheryl

• (Ellen Sandweiss) "You wanna know the truth about us, Bruce? It wasn't the cheating, or the boozing, or even the endless whining that killed our marriage. You just couldn't commit. To your career, to our relationship, or really to much of anything."
• (Bruce Campbell) "So, the cheating, boozing and endless whining were ok? Ahahahahaha-AH."

Taylor Sharpe as Jeff

• (Taylor Sharpe) "Sure you're ready for this, Bruce?"
• (Bruce Campbell) "Kid, I made a movie in Bulgaria. I'm ready for anything."

Dan Hicks as Dirt Farmer

• (Dan Hicks) "You know, they go to all the trouble to kidnap somebody, I'd have kidnapped that Jake character from Evil Dead 2."
• (Timothy Patrick Quill) "My money'd have been on that blacksmith from Army of Darkness. Now that's one stud."
• (Dan Hicks) "Damn straight."
• (Timothy Patrick Quill) "I wish I could quit you."

Janelle Farber as Kasey

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Timothy Patrick Quill as Frank

• (Timothy Patrick Quill) "You alright, honey?"

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