My Horrible Year! Quotes

My Horrible Year! is a Family Television comedy that debuted in 1970 on Showtime (TV network). My Horrible Year! completed its run in 1970.

My Horrible Year! is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of My Horrible Year! is 93 minutes long.

My Horrible Year! Quotes

• (Unnamed) ""Thin" is out."

• (Unnamed) "Divorce is not a bad word anymore, Nicky. You might even see more of your parents than you do already, like at the therapists."
• (Unnamed) "Therapist? I just got rid of my orthodontist."

• (Unnamed) "Why have kids at all if you're too busy to take care of them?"

• (Unnamed) "I'm sacrificing my pride for the greater good of the family. When my mother sees this, she'll thank me. I'm being a bigger person by forgiving her first."
• (Unnamed) "Wow. That's weird."

• (Unnamed) "Procrastination is way under rated."

• (Unnamed) "We didn't have much in common. I mean, she doesn't like horror movies. How can you not like horror movies?"
• (Unnamed) "Maybe she's a communist."

• (Unnamed) "I wish I was old enough to drink or dumb enough to smoke."

• (Unnamed) "They say that second marriages are often far more fruitful. People are a little older, a little wiser, a little more tired."

• (Unnamed) "William Howard Taft was, among other things, the fattest president we've ever had."

• (Unnamed) "The cool thing is that I've got fifteen new relatives, so this Christmas is gonna be fantastic. I'm very greedy."
• (Unnamed) "Me too."

• (Unnamed) "You know, I've never thought that a woman's looks were more important than her brains or her heart. I thought I'd tried to teach you that."
• (Unnamed) "You have, it's -- it's just easy for you to think that way because you're so beautiful."
• (Unnamed) "Oh honey, don't you know how beautiful you are?"

• (Unnamed) "My best friend is Babyface and her best friend is Mouse."

• (Unnamed) "Hmmmm, is somebody a little moody about an impending birthday perhaps?"
• (Unnamed) "I love it when you speak well."

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