Mulan (1998 film) Quotes

Mulan (1998 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Mulan ended in 1970.

It features Pam Coats as producer, and Jerry Goldsmith; Matthew Wilder in charge of musical score.

Mulan (1998 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mulan (1998 film) is 87 minutes long. Mulan (1998 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Ming-Na Wen as Mulan, June Foray as Grandmother Fa, BD Wong as Shang, Soon-Tek Oh as Fa Zhou, Eddie Murphy as Mushu, George Takei as Ancestor, Miguel Ferrer as Shan-Yu, Harvey Fierstein as Yao, James Hong as Chi Fu, George Takei as First Ancestor, Gedde Watanabe as Ling, Jerry Tondo as Chien-Po, Freda Foh Shen as Fa Li, Miriam Margolyes as Matchmaker, June Foray as Bather, and Miguel Ferrer as Hun.

Mulan (1998 film) Quotes

June Foray as Grandmother Fa

• (June Foray) "Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man."
• (BD Wong) "Excuse me. Does Fa Mulan live here?"
• (BD Wong) "Thank you."
• (June Foray) "Whoo. Sign me up for the next war."

• (June Foray) "We'll have you washed and dried, / primped and polished till you glow with pride. / Trust my recipe for instant bride. / You'll bring honor to us all."
• (Freda Foh Shen) "Mulan, what's this?"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Uh, notes, in case I forget something?"
• (June Foray) "Hold this. We need more luck than I thought."

• (June Foray) "Who spit in her bean curd?"

• (June Foray) "This is your chance to prove yourself."
• (Freda Foh Shen) "Grandma, no."
• (June Foray) "Yup, this cricket's a lucky one."

Ming-Na Wen as Mulan

• (Ming-Na Wen) "My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Hey. Dragon. Dra-gon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing."

• (Ming-Na Wen) "Boy, that was close."
• (Eddie Murphy) "No --"
• (Eddie Murphy) "That was vile. You owe me big."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "I never want to see a naked man again."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts."

• (Ming-Na Wen) "It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say "aaah"."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Aaah."
• (Eddie Murphy) "That's close enough."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "A ghost."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Get ready, Mulan, your serpentine salvation is at hand. For I have been sent by your ancestors -- to guide you through your masquerade."

• (Ming-Na Wen) "Okay. Any questions?"
• (Harvey Fierstein) "Does this dress make me look fat?"

• (Ming-Na Wen) "Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah, yeah."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Stand watch, Mushu, while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits. Pfft. Hygiene."

• (Ming-Na Wen) "No one will listen to me."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Huh? I'm sorry, did you say something?"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Mushu."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, you're a girl again. Remember?"

• (Ming-Na Wen) "Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof."

• (Ming-Na Wen) "Look at me, / I will never pass for a perfect bride, or a perfect daughter / Can it be, I'm not meant to play this part? / Now I see, / That if I were truly to be myself, I would break my family's heart --"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? / Why is my reflection someone I don't know? / Somehow, I cannot hide / who I am, though I've tried / When will my reflection show / who I am, inside? / When will my reflection show / who I am, inside --"

• (Ming-Na Wen) "With all due respect, Your Excellency, I think I've been away from home long enough."
• (The Emperor of China) "Then, take this."
• (The Emperor of China) "So your family will know what you have done for me. And this."
• (The Emperor of China) "So the world will know what you have done for China."

• (Ming-Na Wen) "Ancestors, hear my plea: help me not to make a fool of me, and to not uproot my family tree. Keep my father standing tall."

• (Ming-Na Wen) "You're, um --"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Tiny."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Of course. I'm travel-size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Down, Bessie."

• (Ming-Na Wen) "Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one."
• (Eddie Murphy) "So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell."

• (Ming-Na Wen) "Shang."
• (BD Wong) "Mulan?"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "The Huns are alive. They're in the city."
• (BD Wong) "You don't belong here, Mulan. Go home."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Shang, I saw them in the mountains. You have to believe me."
• (BD Wong) "Why should I?"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Why else would I come back? You said you'd trust Ping. Why is Mulan any different?"

• (Ming-Na Wen) "Who are you?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls. I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh. Ha, ha. Pretty hot, huh?"

Soon-Tek Oh as Fa Zhou

• (Soon-Tek Oh) "I am ready to serve the emperor."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Father. You can't go."
• (Soon-Tek Oh) "Mulan."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Please, sir. My father has already fought for --"
• (James Hong) "Silence. You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence."
• (Soon-Tek Oh) "Mulan, you dishonor me."

• (Soon-Tek Oh) "My, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one's late. But I'll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all."

Miguel Ferrer as Shan-Yu

• (Miguel Ferrer) "What do you see?"
• (Unnamed) "Black pine, from the high mountains."
• (Unnamed) "White horse hair, imperial stallions."
• (Miguel Ferrer) "Sulfur, from cannons."
• (Miguel Ferrer) "This doll came from a village in the Tung Shao Pass, where the Imperial Army's waiting for us."
• (Unnamed) "We can avoid them easily."
• (Miguel Ferrer) "No. The quickest way to the emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her."

• (Unnamed) "The Emperor will stop you."
• (Miguel Ferrer) "Stop me? He invited me."
• (Miguel Ferrer) "By building his wall he challenged my strength. Well, I'm here to play his game."

• (Unnamed) "Now all of China knows you're here."
• (Miguel Ferrer) "Perfect."

• (Miguel Ferrer) "How many men does it take to deliver a message?"
• (Unnamed) "One."

• (Miguel Ferrer) "I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me."
• (The Emperor of China) "No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it."
• (Miguel Ferrer) "Then you will kneel in pieces."

• (Miguel Ferrer) "You took away my victory."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "No."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "I did."
• (Miguel Ferrer) "The soldier from the mountains --"

• (Miguel Ferrer) "Looks like you're all out of ideas."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Not quite."

• (Miguel Ferrer) "Nice work, gentlemen. You found the Hun army."

BD Wong as Shang

• (BD Wong) "Captain Li Shang. Hm. Leader of China's finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time."
• (James Hong) "Most impressive."

• (Unnamed) "Be a man."
• (BD Wong) "We must be swift as the coursing river."
• (Unnamed) "Be a man."
• (BD Wong) "With all the force of a great typhoon."
• (Unnamed) "Be a man."
• (BD Wong) "With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon."

• (BD Wong) "Soldiers."
• (BD Wong) "You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise, will answer to me."
• (Harvey Fierstein) "Ooh, tough guy."

• (BD Wong) "A life for a life. My debt is repaid."

• (BD Wong) "Ping, you are the craziest man I've ever met, and for that I owe you my life. From now on, you have my trust."
• (Gedde Watanabe) "Let's hear it for Ping, the bravest of us all."
• (Harvey Fierstein) "You're king of the mountain."

• (BD Wong) "Um -- You -- You fight good."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Oh. Thank you."

• (The Emperor of China) "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."
• (BD Wong) "Sir?"
• (The Emperor of China) "You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty."

• (BD Wong) "What's your name?"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Uh -- I, I, uh --"
• (James Hong) "Your commanding officer just asked you a question."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Uh, I've got a name. Ha. And it's a boy's name, too."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Ling. How 'bout Ling?"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "His name is Ling."
• (BD Wong) "I didn't ask for his name. I asked for yours."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Ah Chu."
• (BD Wong) "Ah Chu?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Gesundheit."
• (Eddie Murphy) "I kill myself."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Mushu --"
• (BD Wong) "Mushu?"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "No."
• (BD Wong) "Then what is it?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Ping. Ping was my best friend growin' up."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "It's Ping."
• (BD Wong) "Ping?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Of course, Ping did steal my girl --"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Yes, my name is Ping."

• (BD Wong) "Let me see your conscription notice."
• (BD Wong) "Fa Zhou? The Fa Zhou?"
• (James Hong) "I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Well, he doesn't talk about me much."
• (James Hong) "I can see why. The boy is an absolute lunatic."

• (BD Wong) "I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Sorry --"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Uhh -- I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is when you get those, uh, manly urges, and you just gotta kill somethin' -- fix things, uh, cook outdoors --"

• (BD Wong) "Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns./Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?/You're the saddest bunch I've ever met,/But you can bet, before we're through/Mister, I'll make a man out of you."

• (BD Wong) "One moment. You seem to be missing something."
• (BD Wong) "This; represents discipline -- and this; represents strength."
• (BD Wong) "You need both to reach the arrow."

• (BD Wong) "Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. And tomorrow, the real work begins."
• (Eddie Murphy) "You know, we'll have to work on your people skills."

Eddie Murphy as Mushu

• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh. We're doomed. There are a couple things I know they're bound to notice."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Did you see those Huns? They popped out of the snow, like daisies."

• (Eddie Murphy) "My little baby, off to destroy people."

• (Eddie Murphy) "I was this close. This close to impressin' the ancestors, gettin' the top shelf, an entourage. Man. All my fine work. Pfft."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Now that's what I call Mongolian barbecue."

• (Eddie Murphy) "One family reunion comin' right up."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Okay, people, people, look alive. Let's go. Come on. Get up. Let's move it. Rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me."

• (Eddie Murphy) "The truth is, we're both frauds. Your ancestors never sent me, they don't even like me. But you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions."
• (Eddie Murphy) "What? What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "And what are you, a sheep?"

• (Eddie Murphy) "Citizens, I need firepower."
• (Unnamed) "Who are you?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Your worst nightmare."

• (Eddie Murphy) "I'm doomed. And all 'cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Beautiful, isn't it?"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "They're disgusting."
• (Eddie Murphy) "No, they're men. And you'll have to act just like them, so pay attention."

• (Eddie Murphy) "You're lucky? Do I look like a sucker to you?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "What you mean, a loser? How 'bout if I pop one of your antennas off, and throw it across the yard? Then who's the loser, me or you?"

• (Eddie Murphy) "Oookay, you might wanna light that right about now. Quickly. Quickly."
• (Eddie Murphy) "You missed. How could you miss? He was three feet from you."

• (Eddie Murphy) "My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Oooh. All right, that's it. Dishonor. Dishonor on your whole family."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis --"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Stop. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. We clear on that? All right. Okey-dokey, let's get this show on the road. Cri-Kee, get the bags."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Let's move it, heifer."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Man, you are one lucky bug."

• (Eddie Murphy) "We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're definitely gonna die. No way we survive this. Death is coming."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Go get her? What's the matter with you -- After this Great Stone Humpty-Dumpty mess, I'd have to bring her home with a medal to be let back in the temple. Wait a minute. That's it. I'll make Mulan a war hero, and the ancestors will be begging me to come back. That's the master plan. Oh, you've done it now, man."

George Takei as First Ancestor

• (George Takei) "We must send the most powerful of all."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Okay, okay. I get the drift. I'll go."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, y'all don't think I can do it? Watch this here."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Aha. Jump back. I'm pretty hot, huh? Don't make me have to singe nobody to prove no point."
• (George Takei) "You had your chance to protect the Fa family."
• (Unnamed) "Your misguidance led Fa Deng to disaster."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, thanks a lot."

• (George Takei) "Great Stone Dragon, have you awakened?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Uh, uh, uh, uh -- Yes, I just woke up. I'm -- I'm the Great Stone Dragon. Good morning. I will go forth and fetch Mulan. Did -- Did I mention that I was the Great Stone Dragon?"
• (George Takei) "Go. The fate of the Fa family rests on your claws."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Don't even worry about it. I will not lose face."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, my elbow. Oh, oh. I know I twisted something."

• (George Takei) "My children never caused such trouble. They all became acupuncturists."
• (George Takei) "Well, we can't all be acupuncturists."
• (George Takei) "No. Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser."

Harvey Fierstein as Yao

• (Man with Tattoo) "This tattoo will protect me from harm."
• (Harvey Fierstein) "Hmmm --"
• (Gedde Watanabe) "I hope you can get your money back."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "I don't think I can do this."

• (Harvey Fierstein) "I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy."

• (Harvey Fierstein) "My girl will think I have no faults"
• (Jerry Tondo) "That I'm a major find"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Uh, how 'bout a girl who's got a brain Who always speaks her mind?"
• (Unnamed) "Nah."

• (Harvey Fierstein) "I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt on."

• (Harvey Fierstein) "Ah, you ain't worth my time, chicken boy."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Chicken boy? Say that to my face, you limp noodle."

James Hong as Chi Fu

• (James Hong) "Insubordinate ruffians. You men owe me a new pair of slippers. And I do not squeal like a girl."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Urgent news from the General."
• (Eddie Murphy) "What's the matter? Never seen a black-and-white before?"
• (James Hong) "Who are you?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Excuse me? I think the question is, who are you. We're in a war, man. There's no time for stupid questions. I should have your hat for this, snatch it right off your head. But I'm feeling gracious today, so carry on before I report you."

• (James Hong) "I've a girl at home who's unlike any other --"
• (Harvey Fierstein) "Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother."

• (The Emperor of China) "Chi Fu."
• (James Hong) "Your Excellency?"
• (The Emperor of China) "See to it that this woman is made a member of my council."
• (James Hong) "A member of -- what?"
• (James Hong) "But -- there are no council positions open, your Majesty."
• (The Emperor of China) "Very well."
• (The Emperor of China) "You can have HIS job."

• (James Hong) "Be careful, Captain. The General may be your father, but I am the Emperor's counsel. Oh, and by the way, I got that job on my own."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Hey. I'll hold him, and you punch."

• (James Hong) "Order. People, order."
• (Unnamed) "I'll have a pan-fried noodle."
• (Jerry Tondo) "Ooh, ooh, sweet-and-pungent shrimp."
• (Unnamed) "Moo goo gai pan."
• (James Hong) "That's not funny."

Miriam Margolyes as Matchmaker

• (Miriam Margolyes) "You are a dis- grace. You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor."

• (Miriam Margolyes) "Fa Mulan."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Present."
• (Miriam Margolyes) "Speaking without permission --"
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Oops."

Jerry Tondo as Chien-Po

• (Jerry Tondo) "Oh, Yao. You made a friend."

• (Jerry Tondo) "I'm never gonna catch my breath."
• (Harvey Fierstein) "Say goodbye to those who knew me."
• (Gedde Watanabe) "Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym."
• (Eddie Murphy) "This guy's got her scared to death."
• (Ming-Na Wen) "Hope he doesn't see right through me."
• (Jerry Tondo) "Now I really wish that I knew how to swim."

Freda Foh Shen as Fa Li

• (Freda Foh Shen) "You must go after her. She could be killed."
• (Soon-Tek Oh) "If I reveal her, she will be."

• (Freda Foh Shen) "I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck."
• (June Foray) "How lucky can they be? They're dead. Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need."
• (June Foray) "This is your chance to prove yourself."

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