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Mr. Mike's Mondo Video Quotes

Mr. Mike's Mondo Video is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Mr. Mike's Mondo Video ended in 1970.

It features Barry Rebo as head of cinematography.

Mr. Mike's Mondo Video is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mr. Mike's Mondo Video is 75 minutes long. Mr. Mike's Mondo Video is distributed by New Line Cinema.

Mr. Mike's Mondo Video Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Boots here couldn't swim a stroke when she first came, but look at her now."
  • (Unnamed) "What you are about to see is not for the weak. It is not even for the strong."
  • (Unnamed) "Aberdeen, Scotland. Breeding ground for deviants. One is reminded of an old Scottish proverb: the only difference between a woman and a sheep is you can't make a sweater out of a woman."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm proud to say I'm an actual genetic mutant."
  • (Jill Duis) "When I reach down and feel a firm colostomy bag, I know I'm with a real man."
  • (Unnamed) "Blackheads drive me wild."
  • (Unnamed) "Women -- put a bag over their hearts and they're all the same."
  • (Unnamed) "I wouldn't kick Ralph Nader outta bed"
  • (Unnamed) "When my date blows his nose in his handkerchief and then looks at it, I can't say no."
  • (Unnamed) "I go the limit for a guy with bad breath. And if he has plaque on his teeth? Wigga. Wigga."

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