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Mother's Day (Modern Family) Quotes

Mother's Day (Modern Family) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Mother's Day ended its run in 1970.

Mother's Day (Modern Family) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "I say we eat what we kill."
  • (Unnamed) "So I guess we'll be eating the mood."
  • (Unnamed) "What are those?"
  • (Unnamed) "Onion goggles. No more tears. Welcome to the 21st Century. You should get a pair."
  • (Unnamed) "I was just about to suggest the same thing."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't want you to judge me, but I have to say something. Sometimes, I wanna punch my kids."
  • (Unnamed) "You don't mean that."
  • (Unnamed) "No, I do. I do. The last time they were horrible the way they were today, they happened to be all lined up -- and I couldn't help but think if I hit just one of 'em -- the rest would go down like dominoes."
  • (Unnamed) "Geez."
  • (Unnamed) "I know. That would rob me of the pleasure of hitting each one individually, but --"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm so bored, I'd rather be reading."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm so bored, I chewed the last bug that flew into my mouth just to feel something."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm so bored, I'm talking to you."
  • (Unnamed) "Did you know that more people die hiking than in the entire Civil War?"
  • (Unnamed) "What book did you read that from again?"
  • (Unnamed) "Book? It's called the internet, grandma."
  • (Unnamed) "How was your day with my dad?"
  • (Unnamed) "Awkward, actually. He, um -- he cried a little."
  • (Unnamed) "My dad?"
  • (Unnamed) "Shh."
  • (Unnamed) "Dad what?"
  • (Unnamed) "He cried."
  • (Unnamed) "No, I didn't say he cried."
  • (Unnamed) "Who cried?"
  • (Unnamed) "My dad."
  • (Unnamed) "Stop."
  • (Unnamed) "Why would you make Jay sob like that?"
  • (Unnamed) "I didn't make him sob. He -- teared up when I found this poem he wrote for his mom as a boy."
  • (Unnamed) "Aw."
  • (Unnamed) "What is "aw"?"
  • (Unnamed) "Phil saw Dad cry."
  • (Unnamed) "Jay misses his mama."
  • (Unnamed) "Everybody stop."
  • (Unnamed) "Is anybody hungry?"
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "You cried for your mommy."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, crap. I did not."
  • (Unnamed) "There's nothing gays hate more that being treated like women. Okay? We don't want to go to your baby shower, we don't have a time of the month, and we don't love pink."
  • (Unnamed) "You love pink."
  • (Unnamed) "No, pink loves me."

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