Mother (1996 film) Quotes

Mother (1996 film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Mother completed its run in 1970.

It features Herb Nanas as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and Lajos Koltai as head of cinematography.

Mother (1996 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mother (1996 film) is 104 minutes long. Mother (1996 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Debbie Reynolds as Beatrice Henderson, Albert Brooks as John Henderson, Laura Weeks as Karen Henderson, and John C. McGinley as Carl.

Mother (1996 film) Quotes

Albert Brooks as John Henderson

• (Albert Brooks) "You're running a food museum here."

• (Albert Brooks) "Stop. No more food. It's like FANTASIA."

• (Albert Brooks) "We're in the 90s, mother. It's fancy jam time."

• (Albert Brooks) "I like my cheese in the ounces. When they start weighing as much as a Fiat, I get worried."

• (Albert Brooks) "Blaaah. Oh God, this is horribly old. This tastes like an orange foot."

• (Albert Brooks) "I know why she hates me. I know why she hates me. I know why she hates me."

Debbie Reynolds as Beatrice Henderson

• (Debbie Reynolds) "I love you."
• (Albert Brooks) "I know you think you do, Mother."

• (Debbie Reynolds) "He's not that famous a writer that he can afford to go nuts."

• (Debbie Reynolds) "I'm sorry, John. I wasn't listening."

• (Debbie Reynolds) "We're not intimate dear. We just have sex occasionally."

John C. McGinley as Carl

• (John C. McGinley) "Maybe you shouldn't get married anymore."
• (Albert Brooks) "I want kids."
• (John C. McGinley) "Well, adopt."
• (Albert Brooks) "I want to pass down my seed."
• (John C. McGinley) "Masturbate in the garden."

Laura Weeks as Karen Henderson

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