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Monsters, Inc. Quotes

Monsters, Inc. is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Monsters, Inc. ended in 1970.

It features Darla K. Anderson as producer, and Randy Newman in charge of musical score.

Monsters, Inc. is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Monsters, Inc. is 90 minutes long. Monsters, Inc. is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: John Goodman as Sulley, Steve Buscemi as Boo, Billy Crystal as Mike, Steve Buscemi as Randall, Bob Peterson as Roz, Jennifer Tilly as Celia, Frank Oz as Fungus, Bonnie Hunt as Flint, Jeff Pidgeon as Bile, John Ratzenberger as Yeti, and Billy Crystal as Mike Wazowski.

Monsters, Inc. Quotes

John Goodman as Sulley

  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "This has gone far enough, James."
  • (John Goodman) "She's home now. Just leave her alone."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "I can't do that, James. She's seen too much. You both have."
  • (John Goodman) "It doesn't have to be this way."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "I have no choice. Times have changed. Scaring isn't enough anymore."
  • (John Goodman) "But kidnapping children?"
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way."
  • (Unnamed) "Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated --"
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Huh? But -- What?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "I don't know about you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. You know what? Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we?"
  • (John Goodman) "Mike, that's not her door."
  • (Billy Crystal) "What are you talking about? Of course it's her door. It's her door."
  • (John Goodman) "No. Her door was white and it had flowers on it."
  • (Billy Crystal) "No. It must've dark last night because this is its door."
  • (Billy Crystal) "You hear that? Sounds like fun in there. Well, see ya kid. Send me a postcard. That's Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike Wazowsi-You-Got-Your-Life-Back-Lane."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Mowki Kowski."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Very good. Now bon voyage. See ya."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Look at the stick. See the stick?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Go get the stick. Go fetch."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Well hello, little one. Where did you come from?"
  • (John Goodman) "Mr. Waternoose."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Ah, James. Is this one yours?"
  • (John Goodman) "Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Yeah, it's uh, "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day"."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Hmm, must have missed the memo."
  • (John Goodman) "I can still hear her little voice."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Mike Wazowski."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Hey, I can hear her too."
  • (Unnamed) "Mike Wazowski."
  • (Billy Crystal) "How many kids you got in there?"
  • (John Goodman) "Boo, I was so worried. Don't you ever run off like that again Young Lady."
  • (Unnamed) "Aww, what a nice father."
  • (John Goodman) "Actually she's my Cousin's Sisters Daughter."
  • (Baby Smitty) "Mike Wazowski."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Hi there, shoo shoo."
  • (Billy Crystal) "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."
  • (John Goodman) "Stop making Boo laugh."
  • (Billy Crystal) "I didn't."
  • (John Goodman) "What was that?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "I have no idea. But it would be a really good idea if it didn't do it again."
  • (John Goodman) "Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "What a day."
  • (John Goodman) "It's just a rough patch, sir. Everyone knows you'll get us through it."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Tell that to the board of directors."
  • (John Goodman) "Mike, this isn't Boo's door."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Boo? What's Boo?"
  • (John Goodman) "That's -- what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me --"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a; a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me -- so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers."
  • (John Goodman) "You think that he's gonna come through the closet and scare ya. It's empty, see --"
  • (Bob Peterson) "Guess who?"
  • (John Goodman) "Nice job, Mikey. You filled your quota on the first kid of the day."
  • (Billy Crystal) "You know, only someone with great comedic timing could produce this much energy in one shot."
  • (John Goodman) "Uh-huh, and the fact that laughter has ten times the energy of scream had nothing to do with it."
  • (John Goodman) "Boo."
  • (John Goodman) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey you."
  • (Unnamed) "Halt. He's the one. The one's from the commercial. Affirmative. That's him. Can we get an autograph?"
  • (John Goodman) "Oh. Oh sure. No problem."
  • (Charlie) "Now, George, I know you can do this. I picked out an easy door for you, in Nepal. Nice, quiet Nepal."
  • (George Sanderson) "You know, you're right. Here, Take this."
  • (Charlie) "Go get 'em, Georgie."
  • (John Goodman) "Gangway. Look out. Coming through. Sorry, George."
  • (Charlie) "Hey, you can't just --"
  • (Charlie) "Twenty-three nine --."
  • (John Goodman) "Hey Ted, Good Morning."
  • (Rex) "Rrroooaaarrr."
  • (Unnamed) "Cut."
  • (Rex) "How was that? Was I scary? Do I get the part? Can I do it again? I can be taller."
  • (John Goodman) "Boo?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Kitty."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "James, this company has been in my family for three generations. I would do anything to keep it from going under."
  • (John Goodman) "So would I, sir."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Say, I could use your help with something."
  • (John Goodman) "Anything, sir."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "You see, we've recently hired some new recruits, and frankly, they're -- um --"
  • (John Goodman) "Inexperienced?"
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Oh, they stink."
  • (John Goodman) "Uh-huh."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "I thought you could drop by the simulator tomorrow and give them a little scare demonstration, show them what it takes to be our top scarer."
  • (John Goodman) "I'll start with the old Waternoose Jump-and-Growl."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Oh. Ha ha. That's my boy."
  • (John Goodman) "Hey that's my bed, you're gonna get your germs all over it."
  • (John Goodman) "Hey, that looks like Randall. Randall's your monster. You think he's gonna come out of the closet and scare you?"
  • (John Goodman) "Look, it's empty. No monster in here. Okay, NOW there is. I'm not gonna scare you. I'm off duty."
  • (John Goodman) "Mike?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid."
  • (John Goodman) "Mike, you don't understand."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there."
  • (John Goodman) "I'm being attacked."
  • (Billy Crystal) "No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship."
  • (Billy Crystal) "I-I know, kid. He's too sensitive."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now. Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Hey, look at that, it's Randall. It's -- Oh."
  • (John Goodman) "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
  • (John Goodman) "No, no. No, no, no, no, NO."
  • (Billy Crystal) "It's too late. We're banished, genius. We're in the human world. Oh, what a great idea; goin' to your old pal Waternoose. Too bad he was in on the whole thing. All you hadda do, was listen to me, just once. But you didn't, did you?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "YOU'RE STILL NOT LISTENING."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Welcome to the Himalayas."
  • (John Goodman) "How can I do this? How could I be so stupid? This could ruin the company."
  • (Billy Crystal) "The company? Who cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a KILLING MACHINE."
  • (Billy Crystal) "I bet it's waiting for us to fall asleep, and then; bam. Oh, we're easy prey, my friend. Easy prey. We're sitting targets."
  • (John Goodman) "Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?"
  • (John Goodman) "Mr. Waternoose?"
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "James. You're just in time. OK Gentleman. It's time for you to see how scaring really works."
  • (John Goodman) "But sir, I just wanted to ask --"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Kitty."
  • (Billy Crystal) "No Boo. I wouldn't --"
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Now, give us a a Great Big Roar."
  • (John Goodman) "Sir, can I just --"
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Roar."
  • (John Goodman) "But sir --"
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "ROAR."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Well done James. Well done. Well Gentleman, I hope you've all learnt a valuable lesson --"
  • (John Goodman) "Oh. So that's puce."
  • (John Goodman) "I think we stopped him, Boo. You're safe now. You be a good girl, OK?"

Billy Crystal as Mike

  • (Billy Crystal) "One of these days I am really -- gonna let you teach that guy a lesson."
  • (Billy Crystal) "I can't believe it --"
  • (John Goodman) "Oh, Mike --"
  • (Billy Crystal) "I was on TV. Ha. Did you see me? I'm a natural."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Sulley, what are we doing?"
  • (John Goodman) "We have to get Boo's door and find a station."
  • (Billy Crystal) "What a plan. Simple, yet insane."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiles, and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply -- Work out that flab that's hanging over the bed. Get up, Sulley."
  • (John Goodman) "I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Hey, less talk, more pain, marshmellow boy."
  • (Billy Crystal) "You know, I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself."
  • (John Goodman) "Give me a break, Mike."
  • (Billy Crystal) "What a night of romance I got ahead of me. Tonight it's about me and Celia. Ooh, the Love Boat is about to set sail. Toot-toot. Cause I gotta tell you, buddy, that face of hers, it just makes my heart go --"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Yikes."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Oh, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face when that wall went up. Woo-hoo. I hope we get a copy of that tape. Hey, you all right? Come on, we did it. We got Boo home. Sure, we put the company in the toilet, and, gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now, not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power -- but hey, at least we had a few laughs, right?"
  • (John Goodman) "Laughs."
  • (Billy Crystal) "What is that thing? What is that thing? Hey, hey, hey, that thing is moving. I don't like big, moving things that are moving towards me."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Say hello to the Scream Extractor."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Hello. Hey, where are you going? C'mon, we'll talk. We'll have a latte."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me it's a new haircut, isn't it? It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look -- Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using."
  • (Bob Peterson) "Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night."
  • (Billy Crystal) "He didn't -- I -- no paperwork?"
  • (Bob Peterson) "This office is now closed."
  • (Billy Crystal) "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Come on, it slides, it slides."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Sir, that's not her door."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "I know, I know --"
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "-- It's yours."
  • (Billy Crystal) "You're the boss. You're the boss. You're the big, hairy boss."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Oh, Schmootsie-poo?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Googlie Bear."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Look at the big jerk. He ruined my life, and for what? A STUPID KID. Because of you, I am stuck in this frozen wasteland."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Wasteland? I think you mean "Wonderland". I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh? Oh, and wait until you see the local village, cutest thing in the world. I haven't mentioned all the free yak's milk."
  • (John Goodman) "Wh -- What did you say?"
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Yak's milk. Milking a yak isn't exactly a picnic; but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious."
  • (John Goodman) "No, No. Something about a Village. Are there any Kids there?"
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Oh, sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks --"
  • (John Goodman) "Where is it?"
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Bottom of the Mountain. A 3 Day hike from here."
  • (John Goodman) "3 Days? We need to get there NOW."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Get out of here. You're ruining everything."
  • (John Goodman) "I went back to get your paperwork and there was a door."
  • (Billy Crystal) "What? A door?"
  • (John Goodman) "Randall was in it."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Wait a minute, Randall? That cheater. He's trying to boost his numbers."
  • (John Goodman) "There's something else."
  • (Billy Crystal) "What?"
  • (John Goodman) "Ook-lay in the ag-bay."
  • (Billy Crystal) "What?"
  • (John Goodman) "Look in the bag."
  • (Billy Crystal) "What bag?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. And who will we be scaring today?"
  • (Bob Peterson) "Wazowski. You didn't file your paperwork last night."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Oh, that darn paperwork. Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?"
  • (Bob Peterson) "Don't let it happen again."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Yes, well, I'll try to be more careful next time."
  • (Bob Peterson) "I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Ooh, she's nuts."
  • (Unnamed) "This is the CDA. Come out slowly with the child in plain sight."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Okay, okay. You got us. Here we are, here's the kid. I'm cooperating. But before you take us away, I have one thing to say."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Catch."
  • (Unnamed) "23-19."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Why couldn't we have been banished here?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Psst, Fungus. Fungus, you like cars? Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I'll give you -- a ride -- in the car."
  • (Frank Oz) "I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "What are you doing? Where's Wazowski?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "I'm telling you, Big Daddy. You're gonna be seeing this face on TV more often."
  • (John Goodman) "Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Hey, guess which planet I am."
  • (John Goodman) "I'm gonna go check on the Donuts."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Don't you even get it, you big Fur Rug?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Oh, nice doggy. Nice Big Doggie."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Sulley, open the door. Open the door."
  • (Billy Crystal) "She's the one. I'm telling ya, she is the one."
  • (John Goodman) "I'm happy for you."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Oh, by the way, thanks for hooking me up with those reservations."
  • (John Goodman) "No problem. They're under the name Googlie-Bear."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Thanks, I -- you know, that isn't very funny."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Come on, hop on in."
  • (John Goodman) "No way, there's a scream shortage. We're walking."
  • (Billy Crystal) "No, come on, It's just-I -- just --"
  • (Billy Crystal) "I-I'll call ya."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Someone else will find the kid. I'll be their problem, not ours. She's out of our hair."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "What are you two doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "They're rehearsing a play."
  • (Billy Crystal) "She's out of our hair --."
  • (Billy Crystal) "I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild."
  • (John Goodman) "Spoons?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Follow the sultry sound of my voice"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Just think about a few names for a second: Bigfoot. Loch Ness. The Abominable Snowman. They all have one thing in common, pal: Banishment. We could be next."
  • (Billy Crystal) "C'mon, fight that plaque. Fight that plaque. Scary monsters don't have plaque."
  • (Billy Crystal) "118. Do you have 119? Do I see 120? Oh, I don't believe it."
  • (John Goodman) "I'm not even breaking a sweat."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Not you. Look. The new commercial's on."

John Ratzenberger as Yeti

  • (John Ratzenberger) "You wanna go to the village? Okay, rule number one out here: Always -- no, Never go out in a blizzard."
  • (John Goodman) "We need to get to Boo."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Boo? What about us?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Ever since that kid came in, you've ignored everything I've said, and now look where we are."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley. We would've had it made."
  • (John Goodman) "None of that matters now."
  • (Billy Crystal) "None of it matters?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Wa-wait a second. None of it matters? Oh, okay, that's; no. Good. Great. So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?"
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Oh, would you look at that? We're out of snowcones. Let me -- just go outside and make some more."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for? Does that matter? Huh? What about Celia? I am never -- never gonna see her again. Doesn't that matter? What about me? I'm your pal, I'm-I'm your best friend. Don't I matter?"
  • (John Goodman) "I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry we're stuck out here. I didn't mean all this to happen. But Boo's in trouble. I think there might be a way to save her if we can just get down to that --"
  • (Billy Crystal) "We? Whoa, whoa. We? No. There's no we this time, pal. If-if-if you wanna go out there and freeze to death, you be my guest, because you're on your own."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy. Snow cone?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Yuck."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "No, no, no, don't worry. It's lemon. How about you Big Fella? Snow cone?"
  • (John Goodman) "Did you see the way she looked at me?"
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Aw, poor guy. I understand. It's not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "King Itchy"."

Jennifer Tilly as Celia

  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Michael, if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through. You hear me? Through."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Okay, here's the truth. You know that kid they're looking for? Sulley let her in. We tried to get her back, but Waternoose had a secret plot, and now Randall's right behind us, and he's tring to kill us."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Mike Wazowski."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays; well, not a lot of birthdays but this is the best birthday ever."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "What are you looking at?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Stop it."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Your hair was shorter then."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut."
  • (Billy Crystal) "No-no, I like it this length."
  • (Billy Crystal) "I like everything about you. Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "What did you say?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "I said --"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Sulley?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Sulley?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Monsters Inc., please hold. Monsters Inc., I'll connect you. Mrs. Scaremonger is on vacation. Would you like her voice mail?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life, bar none."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "I thought you cared about me."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Honey, please. Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Sushi? Sushi? You think this is about sushi?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "So, uh -- are we going anywhere special tonight?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "I-I just got us into a little place called, um -- Harryhausen's."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Harryhausen's? But it's impossible to get a reservation there."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Not for Googlie Bear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Okay, sweetheart."
  • (Billy Crystal) "Think romantical thoughts."
  • (Billy Crystal) "You and me, me and you, both of us together."

Steve Buscemi as Randall

  • (Steve Buscemi) "Lookit."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Cheating? Right. Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Ah, I get a time-out?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Everyone goes to lunch. Which means: the scare floor will be?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "-- Painted?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "EMPTY. It'll be empty, you idiot. You see that clock? When the big hand is pointing up --"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "and the little hand is pointing up --"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "the kid's door will be in my station. But when the big hand points down --"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "the door will be gone. You have until then to put the kid back. Get the picture?"
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Finish him off."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "You don't know how long I've waited to do that Sullivan."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Do you hear that? It's the winds of change."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Finally. I shouldn't have trusted you. Because of you, I had to banish my top scarer."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Ah, with this machine, we won't need scarers. Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "Sullivan was twice the scarer you'll ever be."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Wazowski. Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Okay, first of all, it's "creetin". If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is gonna help YOU cheat your way to the top."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "You still think this is about that stupid scare record?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Well -- I did. Right up until you -- chuckled -- like that -- And now I'm thinking I should just get out of here."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "I am about to revolutionize the scaring industry, and when I do, even the great James P. Sullivan will be working of me. First I need to know where the kid is, and you're gonna tell me."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "I'm in the zone today, Sullivan. I'm gonna do some serious scaring, putting up some big numbers."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Mike Waszowski."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Boo --. Kitty?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Look at everybody's favorite scarer now, you stupid, pathetic waste."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "You've been number one for too long, Sullivan. Now your time is up. And don't worry, I'll take good care of the kid."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Roar. Roar."
  • (John Goodman) "She's not scared of you any more."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Roar."
  • (John Goodman) "Looks like you're out of a job."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, hello there. What's your name?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Mike Wazowski."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "WAZOWSKI."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Well what do you know? It scares little kids and little monsters."
  • (Billy Crystal) "I wasn't scared, I have allergies"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "So, how about this kid getting loose? Crazy, huh?"
  • (John Goodman) "Uh, yeah, crazy."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Word on the street is the kid has been traced to the factory. Know anything about that?"
  • (John Goodman) "Uh, no, uh --"
  • (Billy Crystal) "No, no way. But if it was an inside job, I'd put my money on Waxford."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Waxford?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Yeah, works over in sector 6, he's got those shifty eyes."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Hey, Waxford."

Bonnie Hunt as Flint

  • (Bonnie Hunt) "All right, Mr. Bile, is it?"
  • (Jeff Pidgeon) "Uh, my friends call me Phlem."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Uh-huh, Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong?"
  • (Jeff Pidgeon) "I fell down?"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "No, No, before that."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile's big mistake? Anyone?"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Alright let's check footage, right there. The Door. And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because --"
  • (Jeff Pidgeon) "Uh -- it could let in a draft?"
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "It could let in a child."

Bob Peterson as Roz

  • (Bob Peterson) "None of this ever happened, gentlemen. And I don't want to see any paperwork on it."
  • (Bob Peterson) "Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?"
  • (Billy Crystal) "Well, as a matter of fact --"
  • (Bob Peterson) "Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once."
  • (Bob Peterson) "Your stunned silence is very reassuring."

Frank Oz as Fungus

  • (Frank Oz) "Randall?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "What?"
  • (Frank Oz) "Look."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Attention everyone. We have a New Scare Leader. Randall Boggs."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Nevermind."

Jeff Pidgeon as Bile

  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "No, no, no, no, no. What was that? You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep."
  • (Jeff Pidgeon) "I was going for a snake-slash-ninja approach, with a little hissing."
  • (Henry J. Waternoose) "How many times must I tell you? It's all about presence. About how you enter the room."

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