Monster Mash (1995 film) Quotes

Monster Mash (1995 film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Monster Mash completed its run in 1970.

It features Michael Kates as producer, Bobby Pickett in charge of musical score, and Scott Andrew Ressler as head of cinematography.

Monster Mash (1995 film) is distributed by Prism Pictures.

The cast includes: Candace Cameron Bure as Mary, John Kassir as Igor, Adam Shankman as Wolfie, Bobby Pickett as Dr. Victor Frankenstein, Ian Bohen as Scott, and Sarah Douglas as Natasha.

Monster Mash (1995 film) Quotes

John Kassir as Igor

• (John Kassir) "She's mine. The girl is mine, she's mine. The doggone girl is mine."
• (Count Vladimir Dracula) "Look who thinks he's Michael Jackson."

• (John Kassir) "The good doctor requests your presence downstairs for some horse devourers."
• (Candace Cameron Bure) "Oh, you mean hors d'oeuvres."
• (John Kassir) "You've never met the cook."

• (John Kassir) "You, young man, will be in the blue room. Nobody's slept in here since the old master passed on to the great beyond. Dr. Frankenstein's father died in this very bed."
• (Ian Bohen) "How long ago was that?"
• (John Kassir) "Oh, about 2:30."

Bobby Pickett as Dr. Victor Frankenstein

• (Bobby Pickett) "You've had a terrible trauma."
• (Ian Bohen) "I have? When?"
• (Bobby Pickett) "Now."

• (Count Vladimir Dracula) "Before I go, I must drink the blood of a virgin. That's the trouble with Transylvania, critical shortage of virgins."
• (Bobby Pickett) "You should never have let Madonna move in."

Candace Cameron Bure as Mary

• (Candace Cameron Bure) "I have some skeletons in my closet."
• (Scott (Romeo)) "Don't worry, we all do. I once let my math teacher, Mr. Higgins, French kiss me. I was failing and I needed the grade. But it doesn't mean anything. I mean, it's not like I enjoyed it."
• (Candace Cameron Bure) "No Scott, I mean literally, I have skeletons in my closet. Bones, a skull, the works."

• (Candace Cameron Bure) "Where'd you get the old bag?"
• (Bobby Pickett) "She was referred by an associate."

• (Candace Cameron Bure) "Play your hunch."
• (John Kassir) "Play with my what?"

Ian Bohen as Scott

• (Ian Bohen) "You'll never get away with this."
• (Bobby Pickett) "That's what they told Teddy Kennedy."

• (Ian Bohen) "What are you doing here?"
• (Sarah Douglas) "Don't pretend you didn't feel that strange electricity between us at dinner."
• (Ian Bohen) "I thought that was just static cling."

Sarah Douglas as Natasha

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Adam Shankman as Wolfie

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