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Monster Garage Quotes

Monster Garage is a TV program that was first aired in 2002 on Discovery Channel. Monster Garage completed its run in 2006.

Monster Garage aired for 5 seasons and 80 episodes. Monster Garage is created by Thom Beers.

Monster Garage is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Monster Garage is 42 minutes long.

Monster Garage Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Jesse's got metal to burn and sparks to fly. The next Monster Garage challenge -- is just -- around -- the bend."
  • (The Big Schwag) "You gotta be kidding me."
  • (Narrator) "Join Jesse and his crew of maverick mechanics as they rip, grind, and burn, turning ordinary street vehicles into monster machines in the Monster Garage."
  • (Unnamed) "It looks like it could destroy something."
  • (Narrator) "The first thing they destroy?"
  • (Narrator) "The budget."
  • (Narrator) "Speaking for gearheads and garage mechanics everywhere, Jesse answers that one-word question: why?"
  • (Jesse James) "'Cause it's wrong."
  • (Unnamed) "Cool. She's holding it. She is holding it."
  • (Unnamed) "Six inches is plenty of ground clearance."
  • (Unnamed) "She's gonna ride like a Cadillac."
  • (Unnamed) "Lincoln would like to hear that."
  • (Jesse James) "What do we get if we win?"
  • (Jesse James) "Looks like we're building something a little kid would draw."
  • (Jesse James) "Two years of college and this is all I learned."
  • (Narrator) "Our team tears the RV, putting the "wreck" in "recreational". This thing really is fun."
  • (The Big Schwag) "Wait a minute. It just occurred to me. This isn't a funeral. This is an execution."
  • (Jesse James) "Now, I know why I'm not a car mechanic anymore. Oh, wait, I guess I am a car mechanic."
  • (Jesse James) "Things to do today: ram Billy."
  • (Unnamed) "Things to do today: train rookie."

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