Monsoon Wedding Quotes

Monsoon Wedding is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Monsoon Wedding ended its run in 1970.

It features Caroline Baron as producer, Mychael Danna in charge of musical score, and Declan Quinn as head of cinematography.

Monsoon Wedding is recorded in Hindi and originally aired in India. Each episode of Monsoon Wedding is 113 minutes long. Monsoon Wedding is distributed by USA Films.

The cast includes: Parvin Dabas as Hemant Rai, Tillotama Shome as Alice, Lillete Dubey as Pimmi Verma, Naseeruddin Shah as Lalit Verma, Shefali Shah as Ria Verma, Vasundhara Das as Aditi Verma, Rajat Kapoor as Tej Puri, Randeep Hooda as Rahul Chadha, and Soni Razdan as Saroj Rai.

Monsoon Wedding Quotes

Vasundhara Das as Aditi Verma

• (Vasundhara Das) "I don't really know how he might think. What he expects of me."
• (Shefali Shah) "So then call him instead of Vikram. Now please go inside before these aunties come out and start dancing on our heads."

Naseeruddin Shah as Lalit Verma

• (P.K. Dubey) "The Peacocks are not dancing. It will not rain."
• (Naseeruddin Shah) "The Peacocks are not dancing? It will not rain? Have you smoked Ganja?"

• (Naseeruddin Shah) "You idiot."

• (Naseeruddin Shah) "Tej, you would like a cigar?"
• (Rajat Kapoor) "Thanks, I've given up."
• (Naseeruddin Shah) "America makes everyone give up smoking."

• (Naseeruddin Shah) "Computer engineers are India's biggest export."

• (Naseeruddin Shah) "Dubeyji? It's Lalit Verma, who else? Very kind of you to answer."

• (Naseeruddin Shah) "These are my children, and I will protect them from myself even if I have to."

Parvin Dabas as Hemant Rai

• (Parvin Dabas) "No sugar in mine."
• (Jai Chand) "You've been brainwashed by America."

• (Parvin Dabas) "Whether our parents introduce us or whether we meet in a club what difference does it make?"

Lillete Dubey as Pimmi Verma

• (Lillete Dubey) "This wedding is driving me nuts."

• (Lillete Dubey) "Have you changed your underwear?"

Shefali Shah as Ria Verma

• (Shefali Shah) "I don't think you're ready for marriage."
• (Vasundhara Das) "I just want to settle down."
• (Shefali Shah) "So what do you do? Get married to some guy selected by mummy and daddy, you've barely known him for a couple of weeks."

Randeep Hooda as Rahul Chadha

• (Randeep Hooda) "I just fell from grace."
• (Soni Razdan) "My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able to fall. I mean, if you keep sitting on your ass, nothing's gonna happen. "Only brave warriors fall off their horses in battle. How can kneeling cowards know what a fall is?" Listen sweetheart, the main thing is, you have to fight the battle."

Tillotama Shome as Alice

• (P.K. Dubey) "It has an address for sending mail through the computer."
• (Tillotama Shome) "Mmm. E-mail?"
• (P.K. Dubey) "You know about it?"

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