Monkey Dust Quotes

Monkey Dust is a Black comedy that appeared on TV in 2003 on BBC Three, repeated on BBC Two. Monkey Dust stopped airing in 1970.

Monkey Dust lasted 18 episodes. It features Talkback Thames as producer. Monkey Dust is created by Harry Thompson and Shaun Pye.

Each episode of Monkey Dust is 29 minutes long.

Monkey Dust Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Ooh The Carpenters. They're my favorite. I bet Karen's old and fat now."

• (Unnamed) "Ohhhh Mr Drummond. Help. Its that Nelson Bonjela. The most feared terrorist in the whole of South Africa."
• (Mr Drummond) "Ivan it might be simpler if you just reversed all your 1970s preconceptions."

• (Paedofinder General) "All gays are paedophiles. It is written in stone. On the wall behind the bus shelter, where I wrote it."

• (Paedofinder General) "Did you not induce Mr Whippy to give your daughter a 69?"
• (Man on the beach) "No, a 99."
• (Paedofinder General) "Well, that's LIKE a 69 but 30 worse."

• (Paedofinder General) "By the power vested in me by mawkish ITV documentaries presented by Martin Bashir, I now pronounce you -- a paedophile."

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