Money Talks (1997 film) Quotes

Money Talks (1997 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Money Talks ended in 1970.

It features Walter Coblenz as producer, Lalo Schifrin in charge of musical score, and Russell Carpenter as head of cinematography.

Money Talks (1997 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Money Talks (1997 film) is 97 minutes long. Money Talks (1997 film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Chris Tucker as Franklin Hatchett, Heather Locklear as Grace Cipriani, Charlie Sheen as James Russell, Gerard Ismael as Raymond Vilard, Larry Hankin as Roland, Veronica Cartwright as Connie Supriani, Elise Neal as Paula, and David Warner as Barclay.

Money Talks (1997 film) Quotes

David Warner as Barclay

• (David Warner) "What part of "You're fired" you don't understand?"
• (David Warner) "I'm not talking to you, asshole. What?"

• (David Warner) "Who gives a rat's ass about some two bit hustler?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "The people getting ripped off by this two bit hustler give a rat's ass."

• (David Warner) "That was some hard hitting stuff. John Tesh School of Journalism."

Charlie Sheen as James Russell

• (Charlie Sheen) "Don't say anything about my fiance's weight. She's sensitive."
• (Chris Tucker) "Man you must have one of them fat assed, Taco Bell, McDonalds eatin' big booty-assed girls."

• (Charlie Sheen) "Good evening. James Russell, Channel 12 news, I'm doing a report on local night clubs in the area, I'd like to ask you a few questions."
• (Unnamed) "Aw, you're the invstigative reporter."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Why yes I am."
• (Unnamed) "Get the f*** out of here."

• (Charlie Sheen) "Please do something about that hair of yours."
• (Chris Tucker) "My 'do is tight."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Well every cop in the city is looking for that tight 'do."

• (Charlie Sheen) "I need this for sweeps week."
• (Chris Tucker) "Sweeps week? Man f*** sweeps week, my life's on the line and you're talking about a damn broom."

• (Charlie Sheen) "You f*** up the suit, we've got a problem."
• (Chris Tucker) "f*** the suit, we've already got a problem."

• (Charlie Sheen) "Hey hey, Barclay, it's James. How you doing? Listen to me, I've got Franklin Hatchett."
• (David Warner) "Russell, don't play games with me. Words like that give me a stiffy and at my age I can not afford to waste them."

• (Charlie Sheen) "I want some answers."
• (Chris Tucker) "Hey man, me and Guy just down here, checkin' out some fly rides, and mackin' some hos and chillin'."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Imagine that. It's like a G-Dog on a fly tip. Flossin' wit da posse. Cuttin' in da crib. WHAT THE f*** DOES THAT MEAN?"
• (Chris Tucker) "Man, I don't wanna have to beat yo ass, but I will beat yo ass."

Veronica Cartwright as Connie Supriani

• (Guy Supriani) "No wedding."
• (Veronica Cartwright) "We got 300 people coming here."
• (Guy Supriani) "Good, they come here, they eat, they drink, they sing, they go the f*** home. Sorry."

• (Veronica Cartwright) "What am I supposed to tell them?"
• (Guy Supriani) "You tell'em that our Grace is about to be married to some no-good, limp-dick bastard."
• (Heather Locklear) "He is NOT limp-dick, Daddy."
• (Guy Supriani) "I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT."

Chris Tucker as Franklin Hatchett

• (Chris Tucker) "MAN, GET THE HELL OF ME, MAN. AND WHERE'S YO SHIRT AT?"

• (Chris Tucker) "This tub wasn't clean you dirty assed white boy."

• (Chris Tucker) "If I give you the gun, and he shoot me I'm gonna kick yo ass."

• (Chris Tucker) "Cold. It's colder than a motherf***er."

• (Chris Tucker) "You're phat."
• (Heather Locklear) "Excuse me?"
• (Chris Tucker) "You're phat. P-H-A-T. Pretty Hot And Tempting."

• (Chris Tucker) "What you got?"
• (Larry Hankin) "Dodgers tickets, Lakers tickets and Phantom of the Opera tickets."
• (Chris Tucker) "Phantom of the Opera?"
• (Larry Hankin) "Yeah it's theater, man, you ever been to the theater?"
• (Chris Tucker) "Man what the hell wrong with you, nobody gonna give a damn about no Phantom of the Opera."
• (Larry Hankin) "Franklin, there's money in culture."
• (Chris Tucker) "Let me tell you something, Roland, black people don't wanna see that s***. Now I told you to get me some good s*** like Luther Vandross tickets or something."
• (Larry Hankin) "Luther Vandross ain't culture."
• (Chris Tucker) "f*** culture, give me some good s***, man, people are complaining about these f***ed up tickets. You're making me look bad, man."

• (Chris Tucker) "Hey, man -- Me and Guy just down here checkin' out some fly rides, mackin' some hoes, and chillin' --"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Imagine that -- It's like a G-Dogg on a fly tip flossin' with the posse, cuttin' in the crib -- WHAT THE f*** DOES THAT MEAN?"

• (Chris Tucker) "How the hell did an Italian get a fine-ass black woman like that? s***, he can't sing. Only reason she marry him is 'cause he rich. 'Takin' all our sisters."

• (Chris Tucker) "James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women."
• (Charlie Sheen) "All the women, all the guys, I f***ed 'em all."

Heather Locklear as Grace Cipriani

• (Guy Supriani) "So this James is a murderer, is that it?"
• (Heather Locklear) "No, Daddy, James is innocent."
• (Guy Supriani) "And this other guy, is he Vic Damone's son or isn't he?"
• (Veronica Cartwright) "I don't know."
• (Guy Supriani) "So what are you telling me? He's 100% mouli?"
• (Veronica Cartwright) "Who cares?"
• (Guy Supriani) "I had Ma make him a mozzarella omelet. That lying son of a bitch bastard."

Elise Neal as Paula

• (Elise Neal) "You better not be over at no girl's house."
• (Chris Tucker) "Hell no I ain't at no god**** girl's house. I'm wanted for muder. I ain't got time to get no p*****."
• (Elise Neal) "What?"
• (Chris Tucker) "I ain't f***ing nobody but you."

Gerard Ismael as Raymond Vilard

• (Gerard Ismael) "Long Beach Airport. 3 AM. Hangar Number seven. Keep the diamonds in a plastic bag. They will be weighed."
• (Chris Tucker) "Kiss my ass, we meet when I say we meet, you French motherf***er."
• (Chris Tucker) "He'll call back."
• (Chris Tucker) "Alright, motherf***er, here's the deal --"
• (Unnamed) "Watch your mouth."
• (Chris Tucker) "Mama. Mama. I didn't know it was you."

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