Model Misbehavior Quotes

Model Misbehavior is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Model Misbehavior completed its run in 1970.

Model Misbehavior Quotes

• (Peter Griffin) "Hey, everybody. Meg just had her first period."
• (Joe Swanson) "Peter. Shut up. It's three in the morning."
• (Cleveland) "What the hell's going on out there?"
• (Glen Quagmire) "Damn it. People are trying to sleep."
• (Peter Griffin) "I'm just saying, she's a woman. I'm proud of her. Yay."
• (Glen Quagmire) "Yes, Peter, that's very hot and I'll deal with it in the morning but right now I'm exhausted."

• (Stewie Griffin) "Uh, Brian, that coffee mug that you have that says, "Life's a beach" -- that's dangerously close to the word "bitch", isn't it?"
• (Brian Griffin) "Yeah, that's the joke."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Yes; and believe me. no one appreciates a good joke like Stewie; but, someof the other employees have found it offensive."
• (Brian Griffin) "Other employees? Who else works here?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "you. That's who else works here."

• (Lois Griffin) "Hey there, sweetie. I got a wax this morning and, let's just say, you're cleared for landing. Huh?"
• (Glen Quagmire) "giggity."

• (Glen Quagmire) "So what's going on? You ever get freaky with that thing?"

• (Lois Griffin) "I'm gonna become a model."
• (Peter Griffin) "Hey, that's fantastic, Lois. And I'll pleasure myself to your photos."
• (Chris Griffin) "Me, too."
• (Meg Griffin) "Me, too."
• (Peter Griffin) "Oh, God. Meg, that's sick. That's your mother."
• (Meg Griffin) "I'm just trying to fit in."
• (Peter Griffin) "Get out. Get out of this house."
• (Peter Griffin) "I said now."

• (Peter Griffin) "Hey, everybody. Meg just had her first period."
• (Joe Swanson) "Peter, shut up. It's 3:00 in the morning."
• (Cleveland) "What the hell is going on out there?"
• (Glen Quagmire) "Damn it. People are trying to sleep."
• (Peter Griffin) "I'm just saying, I'm proud of her. She's a woman. Yeah."
• (Glen Quagmire) "Yes, Peter, that's very hot, and I'll deal with it in the morning, but right now, I'm exhausted."

• (Unnamed) "Routine Bed Check."
• (Unnamed) "What are those?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know."
• (Unnamed) "What you mean you don't know?"
• (Unnamed) "I -- I don't how they got there."
• (Unnamed) "Well I think you do know."
• (Unnamed) "No, No -- er, Derek, er -- Derek was in here earier, he was making the beds, he probably put them -- em -- I was in the john."
• (Unnamed) "You guys are Nazis. You're freaking Nazis."

• (Stewie Griffin) "Oh, and tell Cookie Monster not to phone me until he finishes rehab."

• (Unnamed) "You guys are nazis man. You're freakin' nazis."

• (Meg Griffin) "Dad, how could you be okay with mom parading herself around like this? I'm mean she's half-naked. It makes all women look bad."
• (Peter Griffin) "Meg, who let you back in the house?"

• (Carter Pewterschmidt) "LOSER."
• (Peter Griffin) "What did he say?"
• (Carter Pewterschmidt) "I said you're a loser."
• (Peter Griffin) "Who is this?"

• (Peter Griffin) "Gee, Mr. Pewterschmidt, you could use some fine strapping young men like us on your schooner."
• (Carter Pewterschmidt) "Are you saying I'm gay?"
• (Peter Griffin) "What? Are you sure you, you, you, you don't want more seamen on, on, on your poop deck?"

• (Lois Griffin) "Hey there, sweetie. I got a wax this morning and let's just say you're cleared for landing, eh?"
• (Glen Quagmire) "GIGGITY."

• (Lois Griffin) "Hey, everybody, wait till you see this."
• (Peter Griffin) "Oh, my God. Moveable printed type. We must keep this from the serfs, lest they gain literacy and threaten the landed gentry."
• (Unnamed) "What you got there, m'lord?"
• (Peter Griffin) "Nothing. Back to your turnips."

• (Unnamed) "Come on, come on."
• (Unnamed) "Go away."

• (Lois Griffin) "Peter, I got a wax job and lets just say, you're cleared for landing."
• (Glen Quagmire) "Giggitty."

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