Mixology Certification Quotes

Mixology Certification is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Mixology Certification completed its run in 1970.

Mixology Certification Quotes

• (Pierce Hawthorne) "That's weird. How come we only sang the last two words? What happened to the "happy birthday" part?"
• (Shirley Bennett) "You know that Troy is a Jehovah's Witness and he doesn't celebrate birthdays."
• (Abed Nadir) "And we had to keep the language on the cake compliant."
• (Troy Barnes) "Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically from your expulsion from a uterus."

• (Britta Perry) "I prefer that to Avatar. I'd rather have my eyes gouged out."
• (Jeff Winger) "Imagine The Hurt Locker as a radio play."
• (Britta Perry) "It would be fascinating and thrilling."
• (Jeff Winger) "Go see the other play."

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