Mixed Nuts Quotes

Mixed Nuts is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Mixed Nuts stopped airing in 1970.

It features Joseph Hartwick, and Paul Junger Witt; Tony Thomas as producer, George Fenton in charge of musical score, and Sven Nykvist as head of cinematography.

Mixed Nuts is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mixed Nuts is 97 minutes long. Mixed Nuts is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Liev Schreiber as Chris, Anthony LaPaglia as Felix, Rita Wilson as Catherine O'Shaughnessy, Steve Martin as Philip, Joely Fisher as Susan, and Robert Klein as Mr. Lobel.

Mixed Nuts Quotes

Rita Wilson as Catherine O'Shaughnessy

• (Rita Wilson) "I'm not like you, Philip. I'm not one of those people that's only good on the phone. In person you just blame everybody. You made a mistake at the office, you gave out the address. Did I blame you? No. I blamed the Santa Anas. I don't even know what the Santa Anas are."
• (Steve Martin) "They're the dry winds that blow in from the --"
• (Rita Wilson) "Oh, shut up."

• (Rita Wilson) "THAT'S who you were dancing with?"
• (Liev Schreiber) "She insults me, too. My God, if you don't have tits like Dolly Parton, no one wants you."

Robert Klein as Mr. Lobel

• (Robert Klein) "Dog-haters. That awful woman is stuck in the elevator."
• (Rita Wilson) "Oh, we're coming, Mrs. Munchnik."
• (Robert Klein) "Stuck. I hope forever."

Liev Schreiber as Chris

• (Liev Schreiber) "Felix, I just want you to know I forgive you for shooting me in the foot."
• (Anthony LaPaglia) "I don't care."
• (Liev Schreiber) "Ok."

• (Liev Schreiber) "Dancing with you makes me feel all fluffy, like I was dancing on a cloud."

Steve Martin as Philip

• (Gracie Barzini) "Now, we have to empty it."
• (Steve Martin) "Gracie, for God's sake."
• (Gracie Barzini) "I AM EMPTYING IT. I AM SICK OF HIM. I AM PROTECTING US FROM HIM."

• (Steve Martin) "Just remember that in every pothole there is hope. Well, you see, pothole is spelled P-O-T-H-O-L-E. So if you take the P, and add it to the H, the O, and the E, and rearrange the letters -- or contrariwise, you remove the O, T, and the L, you get "hope". So, just remember, in every pothole there is hope."

• (Mrs. Munchnik) "A fruitcake?"
• (Steve Martin) "Yes."
• (Mrs. Munchnik) "Remarkably like the one I gave you last year."

• (Steve Martin) "May I put you on hold while I run to my desk? Uh -- you're not calling from a bridge or holding a weapon, are you?"
• (Hotline Caller) "No."
• (Steve Martin) "Good."

Joely Fisher as Susan

• (Joely Fisher) "My psychiatrist thinks we should break up."
• (Steve Martin) "What? I didn't know you were going to a psychiatrist."
• (Joely Fisher) "Well I'm not actually going to one. I've been dating one for four months."
• (Steve Martin) "This is so sudden."
• (Joely Fisher) "I didn't want to tell you this over the phone, I really wanted to fax you. But you don't even have a fax."

Anthony LaPaglia as Felix

• (Anthony LaPaglia) "Look what I got for you."
• (Anthony LaPaglia) "This means that we can have the baby in a hospital for free. All we have to do is swear that we're completely broke and have absolutely no way of supporting ourselves and never will."
• (Gracie Barzini) "Oh God. Felix, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but --"
• (Anthony LaPaglia) "Honey, you are the only person in my whole life who has never hurt my feelings."
• (Gracie Barzini) "-- you're a loser."

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