Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy Quotes

Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy completed its run in 1970.

It features "Can't Fight This Feeling" in charge of musical score.

Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy Quotes

• (Cartman) "There's fear and darkness all around you/The criminals are on the run/No use in not having your hall pass/I'll take you to the principal cause I'm the dawg. I am the dawg, the big bad dawg, the hallway monitor."
• (Unnamed) "Hey kid, get out of there."
• (Cartman) "That's cool. I'm done making my video anyways."

• (Principal Victoria) "Miss Stevenson, you're having a relationship with this student?"
• (Cartman) "Yes, during class time, without a hall pass."
• (Principal Victoria) "This is unbelievable."
• (Cartman) "I know. It's like a hall pass doesn't even matter to her."
• (Principal Victoria) "Miss Stevenson, I will need to inform the police."
• (Unnamed) "Oh god."
• (Cartman) "You just dealt with the dawg bitch."

• (Cartman) "I don't believe it. She's using the Mel Gibson defense."
• (Unnamed) "I am a perfectly good person, but when I drink, the alcohol makes me say and do things I wouldn't normally do."
• (Unnamed) "Well, that explains it."
• (Unnamed) "Do we still press charges?"
• (Unnamed) "Who are we gonna convict? Johnny Walker?"

• (Kyle) "Ike, you need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship."

• (Sheila Broflovski) "Help. Please, I need your help. That teacher, Miss Stevenson, she's left town with my son. I've got a note saying they're going to Milan."
• (Policeman #1) "You're kidding?"
• (Sheila Broflovski) "No, it's true."
• (Policeman #1) "Damn it. Where were all these sexed up teachers when I was a kid?"
• (Sheila Broflovski) "This is serious."
• (Officer Foley) "Yeah, a boy is going to Milan with a beautiful, older woman. Quick, call the FBI."
• (Sheila Broflovski) "ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOTHING?"
• (Policeman #1) "All right, all right, we'll make a report. Jesus."

• (Therapist) "Was there ever a history of sexual abuse in your family?"
• (Miss Stevenson) "No, but my uncle used to ask me and my twin sister to kiss and he'd take pictures."
• (Therapist) "Nice --"

• (Miss Stevenson) "That was unbelievable. I've never felt like such a woman before. They'll say our love is wrong, but we can't let anybody know. They'll never understand. We were meant to be, I know it. How else could sex be that incredible?"

• (Miss Stevenson) "Hold on, please. You don't understand."
• (Kyle) "Really? What's there not to understand?"
• (Miss Stevenson) "Your brother and I are in love."
• (Kyle) "He's a little young, don't you think?"
• (Ike Broflovski) "Oh."
• (Miss Stevenson) "Ike is very mature for his age and you know it."
• (Ike Broflovski) "Ring around the roses."
• (Miss Stevenson) "He makes me feel like nobody else does. He loves me and only me and I know I'm a goddess to him. When we make love, he can give it to me hard or soft and --"
• (Kyle) "Alright. We're getting the hell out of here."
• (Ike Broflovski) "No, no, no, no, no, no."
• (Kyle) "Ike, you can't possibly want this. We have to tell Mom."
• (Kyle) "Ike."
• (Miss Stevenson) "Is it so hard to believe that true love exists?"
• (Kyle) "This is nuts."

• (Kyle) "Guys, can I talk to you?"
• (Stan) "Sure, dude."
• (Kyle) "I need you to keep quiet about this, all right?"
• (Kyle) "My little brother and his tea --"
• (Cartman) "Brahs, it's almost class time. I need you to start clearin' the hallways, alright?"
• (Kyle) "Not now, Cartman. I have really serious problems."
• (Stan) "Dude, what's the matter?"
• (Kyle) "The kindergarten teacher is having sex with my little brother."
• (Stan) "-- Wow."
• (Kenny) "Really?"
• (Cartman) "Damn, brah, your little brother's pretty cool."
• (Kyle) "It's not cool. Ike isn't old enough to understand."
• (Cartman) "What's to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around some and then stick it inside her and pee."
• (Kyle) "Stick it inside her and pee?"
• (Cartman) "Well, okay, fine. Unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg."

• (Eric Cartman) "Hey man, I had to rat you out but I want you to know that I've got nothing against you. Cigarette?"
• (Butters) "Uhh -- Sure."
• (Eric Cartman) "You know you've gotta go with Christ, dude."
• (Butters) "Well I do --"
• (Eric Cartman) "You could go one way, and wander around the halls without a pass, or you could see the light, man."

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