Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Quotes

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous completed its run in 1970.

It features Sandra Bullock as producer, John Van Tongeren in charge of musical score, and Peter Menzies Jr. as head of cinematography.

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous is 115 minutes long. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous is distributed by Warner Bros. (US).

The cast includes: Sandra Bullock as Gracie Hart, Regina King as Sam Fuller, Diedrich Bader as Joel, Heather Burns as Cheryl, Treat Williams as Collins, John DiResta as Clonsky, Molly Gottlieb as Priscilla, Enrique Murciano as Jeff Foreman, William Shatner as Stan Fields, Elisabeth Röhm as Janet, Vic Chao as Hills, Nick Offerman as Karl Steele, and Ernie Hudson as FBI Asst. Director Harry McDonald.

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Quotes

Sandra Bullock as Gracie Hart

• (Sandra Bullock) "People may care about people who care about themselves, but I just don't care about those people."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Come on; come on."
• (Regina King) "All right all right, clearly that's not working."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Don't start with me, Tina."

• (Sandra Bullock) "That's right, walk away."
• (Regina King) "You lucky you still can walk away."

• (Sandra Bullock) "All right, Regis -- grab her."
• (Unnamed) "She looks angry -- do I have to grab her?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Go ahead. Agent Fuller has no place else to be."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I wish you wouldn't kiss my watch. It's not water resistant."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I wish you wouldn?t kiss my watch. It?s not water resistant."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I just don't see why I couldn't be Tina."
• (Regina King) "You don't see that?"

• (Sandra Bullock) "Sir, I went through a makeover for the pageant. I'm still getting hairspray off my butt."
• (Sandra Bullock) "What? It; it prevents the swimsuit from, from riding up, thank you."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I don?t cry. I don?t even have tear ducts."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I've got you. Can you swim?"
• (William Shatner) "Can I swim? I made junior lifesaver at Camp Mondago. I was captain of the miniature golf team."

• (Sandra Bullock) "What happened to team yo? You and me in it together?"
• (Regina King) "Don't do that again."

• (Unnamed) "Whatever happened to World Peace?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "It comes and goes."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I don't cry. I don't even have tear ducts."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Please tell me you have tickets to see "Cirq du Soleil"."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I wish you wouldn't kiss my watch. It's not water resistant."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Cheryl would never refer to her ass as her booty. Cheryl would never refer to her ass, period. She calls it her "popo"."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Please be careful. My guns are in the Fendi."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I just don't see why I can't be Tina."
• (Regina King) "You don't see that?"

• (Sandra Bullock) "Wake up and smell the iced vente decaf caramel macchiato."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Uh, excuse me, private conversation in progress."

• (Sandra Bullock) "So remember SING: That's solar plexus,"
• (Sandra Bullock) "instep,"
• (Sandra Bullock) "nose,"
• (Sandra Bullock) "and groin."
• (Unnamed) "Not the groin."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Sir I went through a makeover for the pageant. I'm still getting hairspray off my butt."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Fuller, I'm sensing a little subtle hostility, and I think we should talk about it."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Fuller, you shouldn't keep things bottled up."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Fuller. What is your problem?"
• (Regina King) "The problem is, I don't like you."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Priscilla,"
• (Sandra Bullock) "what do, what do we want?"
• (Molly Gottlieb) "World Peace."
• (Sandra Bullock) "World peace. And -- the strength to hold fast to your beliefs -- while society's forcing you to conform to some barbie doll image, know what I'm saying?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "You don't, you don't know what I'm saying? Ok, well -- it's, it's mostly, um --"
• (Sandra Bullock) "it's mostly world peace."
• (Molly Gottlieb) "Snorts"

Regina King as Sam Fuller

• (Regina King) "Let me explain something."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Okay."
• (Regina King) "You didn't do what was on the schedule, and I'm a schedule-type person."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Oh."

• (Regina King) "Men. Can't live with 'em; can't live -- nope, that's it."

• (Regina King) "Plenty of guys have broken up with me. You just beat them up and move on."

• (Regina King) "Okay look. I don't work for you and you don't work for me, we're a team. get it? As in I will kick your sorry ass if you don't listen to me 'team'"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Well first of all, if you remember correctly it was skinny ass. and second of all what is your problem Fuller? DO you honestly feel its okay to go around harassing people and bashing their faces in. Because guess what Fuller, you will never make it in this bureau if you don't start usuing your head."
• (Sandra Bullock) "What you start listening to me now."

• (Regina King) "Let me tell you when I'm gonna get you an iced Venti Caramel Macchiato: when they elect a black woman president of the Daughers of the American Revolution."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Okay. And if that happens, I'd also like one of those little muffins."
• (Regina King) "Where would you like it?"

• (Regina King) "Well, like it or not, that plane is not taking off unless we're both on it."
• (Sandra Bullock) "You might consider a tic-tac."

• (Regina King) "Okay, look. I don't work for you and you don't work for me. We're a team. Get it? As in 'I will kick your sorry ass if you don't listen to me' team."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Well first of all, if you remember correctly it was 'skinny' ass. And second of all what is your problem Fuller? DO you honestly feel it's okay to go around harrasing people and bashing their faces in? Because guess what Fuller, you will never make it in this bureau if you don't start usuing your head."
• (Sandra Bullock) "What, you start listening to me now?"

• (Regina King) "Ida, you can walk?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Praise Jesus."
• (Regina King) "Moses."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Moses. Oh, sign me up for this place. The men make me all fachuchin."

• (Regina King) "We need a big finish"
• (Diedrich Bader) "I can take my top off"
• (Sandra Bullock) "We need a GOOD big finish"

• (Regina King) "Too much. Too much."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Fuller, I don't think you fully understand the concept of TOO MUCH."
• (Regina King) "Hey, McDonald told me to keep people alone."

• (Regina King) "I've got to take her to the bathroom."
• (Sandra Bullock) "I need a tampon."
• (Regina King) "You heard her, we've got an agent down. We NEED TAMPONS."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not getting them."
• (Vic Chao) "I don't even get them for my wife."
• (Diedrich Bader) "I guess this is a job for a real man. Any particular brand?"

• (Regina King) "I don't recall seeing a skinny, white-ass girl growing up at the table."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Okay, first of all -- thank you for calling me skinny."

Diedrich Bader as Joel

• (Diedrich Bader) "Tinas of the world unite, take the stage."

• (Unnamed) "Are you interested in touring our facilities?"
• (Diedrich Bader) "Oh, yes, we are very interested. I can't wait to get rid of her."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Oh, don't you listen to him. He's a momma's boy. Come here, cutie. Come here and let me fix your tie."
• (Diedrich Bader) "Oh."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Such a momma's boy."
• (Diedrich Bader) "Ma, not now."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Momma's boy face, that's a momma's boy face."
• (Diedrich Bader) "Do you have a euthanasia program?"
• (Unnamed) "We just need to fill out some forms. If you'll give me one minute."

• (Diedrich Bader) "How do you feel about a push-up bra?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "How would you feel about a genital-shocking taser gun?"
• (Diedrich Bader) "I'm open to it."
• (Sandra Bullock) "-- Okay."

• (Diedrich Bader) "You see, this is what I like. Learning to work together. A little "Ebony & Ivory" action."
• (Enrique Murciano) "Guys, I can't do it."
• (Regina King) "Stop being a wuss, Foreman. Be a man."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Yeah, like Fuller."

• (Diedrich Bader) "Rule #1, no hitting."
• (Sandra Bullock) "What?"
• (Diedrich Bader) "The face of the FBI uses her words, not her fists,"
• (Diedrich Bader) "or chair."
• (Diedrich Bader) "Rule #2, chew with your mouth closed."
• (Sandra Bullock) "You don't know how I eat."
• (Diedrich Bader) "How would that get there if it didn't fall from an open oraface?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Well maybe I walked under a ketchup tree."
• (Diedrich Bader) "Rule #3, no snorting."

William Shatner as Stan Fields

• (William Shatner) "There's a cannon in my porthole."

Elisabeth Röhm as Janet

• (Elisabeth Röhm) "Tell us where they went or we'll arrest you for obstructing justice and throw you in prison."
• (Diedrich Bader) "Which prison?"

Heather Burns as Cheryl

• (Heather Burns) "We've been kidnapped and there?s two men here who say they're going to kill us by Friday at midnight. But I don?t want anyone to pay them any money. Because that would be giving into terrorism and I?m Miss United States and I stand for fairness, decency and the American Way"
• (Heather Burns) "?From sea to shining sea?"

• (Heather Burns) "We can all learn from our older generations. I remember I learned a lot from my grandmother, specifically, how to kill chickens. It's not something I would like doing. I'll never forget the sounds of their death squawks. But if I ever needed to kill a chicken, I'd know how."

• (Heather Burns) "You must be really tired of saving my life."
• (Sandra Bullock) "No no, it's good exercise"

• (Heather Burns) "We've been kidnapped and theres two men here who say they're going to kill us by Friday at midnight. But I don't want anyone to pay them any money. Because that would be giving into terrorism. And I'm Miss United States and I stand for fairness, decency and the American Way."
• (Heather Burns) "# From Sea to shining sea. #"

• (Heather Burns) "We've been kidnapped and there's two men here who say they're going to kill us by Friday at midnight. But I don't want anyone to pay them any money. Because that would be giving into terrorism. And I'm Miss United States and I stand for fairness, decency and the American Way."
• (Heather Burns) "From Sea to Shining Sea."

Ernie Hudson as FBI Asst. Director Harry McDonald

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Treat Williams as Collins

• (Treat Williams) "Why don't we get you to the hotel while I give the agents a debriefing?"
• (Diedrich Bader) "Oh, that's too bad. It's been months since I've had a good debriefing. Although, I'm really more of a boxers man. Ha, ha."
• (Diedrich Bader) "Okay, wrong audience."

• (Treat Williams) "It's all over. CNN."
• (Treat Williams) "NBC."
• (Treat Williams) "Al Jazeera."

• (Treat Williams) "I never gave up because the word "quit" is not in my vocabulary. Neither is "failure", "A for effort", "abandon ship" --"
• (Sandra Bullock) "And that's how we do it in New York."

Enrique Murciano as Jeff Foreman

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

John DiResta as Clonsky

• (John DiResta) "Hey, Hart, can you get me Miss Arizona's number?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Why would I do that, Clonsky?"
• (John DiResta) "Because she needs a man in her life."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Yeah? Where do you fit in?"
• (John DiResta) "Nice. Nice talk. Not too congenial, Hart."

Nick Offerman as Karl Steele

• (Nick Offerman) "Don't call me a moron. I have a BA in Fine Arts."

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