Mirror Mirror (House) Quotes

Mirror Mirror (House) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Mirror Mirror ended in 1970.

Mirror Mirror (House) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Every one of those idiots got some insight about themselves from that pig salesman. Not one of them did anything about it. People don't learn; people don't change. But you did. You're a freak."

• (Unnamed) "Your team is dealing with the Great Mayonnaise Panic of 2007. I'm worried it might spread to other continents."

• (Unnamed) "Any country with that low an age of consent but that high a rate of suicide isn't thinking straight."

• (Unnamed) "So -- which of us sucks the most?"
• (Unnamed) "It's a tie."
• (Unnamed) "Between?"
• (Unnamed) "All of you."
• (Unnamed) "We're all fired?"
• (Unnamed) "None of you are fired."

• (Unnamed) "Chase won every bet. So, you're either being nice, or you were in on it. What was your cut?"
• (Unnamed) "50%, and if you want to keep your new job --"
• (Unnamed) "I'll keep quiet."

• (Unnamed) "Did you get a raise? Because then you're a whore. Or you didn't, because then you're a stupid whore."

• (Unnamed) "Who here doesn't have health insurance? None? None at all? Michael Moore was right. MRIs, PET scans, neuro-psych tests, and private rooms for all these patients. Fight the power."

• (Unnamed) "Someone's gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it. That's how I stay so happy."

• (Unnamed) "War's not over until Foreman's gone."
• (Unnamed) "Foreman's NOT going anywhere."
• (Unnamed) "-- And I know when my Vicodin's not Vicodin. Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?"

• (Unnamed) "So now you've electrocuted yourself and set a patient on fire. I like the dedication."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you."
• (Unnamed) "It wasn't a compliment."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah it was. The insult comes now: YOU'RE INSANE. You either have an aversion to towels, or you want pain. I think both. I'm thinking it goes back to high school gym."

• (Unnamed) "So, um, if I need them, where exactly will Dr. Foreman be keeping my balls?"

• (Unnamed) "I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow. I don't even need a reason."
• (Unnamed) "She doesn't fire me. She will never fire me. She needs me."
• (Unnamed) "He's a good doctor. That's all I respect, his expertise and I --"
• (Unnamed) "She's hot for me. Always --"
• (Unnamed) "SHUT UP."
• (Unnamed) "Well that could have been either of us."
• (Unnamed) "You have great ya-boos."
• (Unnamed) "Still could have been either of us."
• (Unnamed) "You lose."

• (Unnamed) "You've been humiliated, treated like crap. You have every right to be miserable, but you're not. Because even those this job is insane and House is insane, you like it. You always have."
• (Unnamed) "You know what's worse than a sanctimonious speech? A sanctimonious speech that's dead wrong."
• (Unnamed) "See? You belong with House."

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