Mighty Max (TV series) Quotes

Mighty Max is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1993 on Broadcast syndication . Mighty Max completed its run in 1994.

Mighty Max lasted 2 seasons and 40 episodes. It features Rob Paulsen doing voices, and John D'Andrea & Cory Lerios as theme composer.

Each episode of Mighty Max is 21 minutes long. Mighty Max is produced by Film Roman and distributed by Bohbot Entertainment.

The cast includes: Max as Max, Norman as Norman, Virgil as Virgil, Bea as Bea, Clyde Kusatsu as Hanuman, Bill Woodson as Man, and Tim Curry as Skull Master.

Mighty Max Quotes

Max as Max

• (Max) "Don't I get to make my one phone call? My mom'll be worried if I don't call and let her know I'm in jail."

• (Max) "This squid is really losing his temper. And I'm losing my lunch."

• (Max) "Hey Virg, how come you can't fly?"
• (Virgil) "I learned to read instead."

• (Max) "Mom. You gotta take that ring off."
• (Unnamed) "I don't think it's going to fit you, Max. It's tight on me."

• (Max) "You can't fly the plane."
• (Bea) "Why? Because I'm a girl?"
• (Max) "Because you don't know how."
• (Bea) "Yes I do. My mother taught me."

• (Max) "Come on, Virg. The only dinosaur living in Hawaii is big and purple and sings on TV."

• (Max) "Oh great. A talking chicken doll telling me what to do."
• (Unnamed) "I'm a fowl, actually."

• (Max) "Virgil, the prophecy has got to have something to say about this mess?"
• (Virgil) "With Skull Master's demise, the prophecy no longer applies. Nothing but chaos remains."
• (Norman) "Works for me."

• (Max) "My mentor is an over-sized chicken?"
• (Virgil) "I'm a fowl, actually."

• (Unnamed) "My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur."
• (Max) "Oh, now we're REALLY mature."

• (Max) "What are we facing this time? A beast? A monster? A demon?"
• (Man #1) "It's a beast."
• (Man #2) "It's a monster."
• (Man #3) "It's a demon."
• (Max) "Ha. Ace Ventura always gets it."

• (Max) "Why are we still running?"
• (Norman) "Good exercise."

• (Max) "Good means of summoning, Virgil. Why didn't you spell it out in pepperoni?"
• (Virgil) "I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it."

Norman as Norman

• (Norman) "I'm gonna make a pancake out of that pipsqueak."

• (Norman) "Slow as ever, ungainly beast. Slow and stupid."

Virgil as Virgil

• (Virgil) "We must act at once, Mighty One."
• (Unnamed) "Max, you're not going into that tunnel unless I go with you."
• (Max) "Ohh, I wonder if other superheroes had to bring their moms along when they save the world."
• (Unnamed) "Come on. You know I'm not like other moms. Careful honey, you might poke your eye out."

• (Computer) "Please enter the access code."
• (Virgil) "Oh dear. It will take me days to decipher this."
• (Norman) "Allow me."
• (Norman) "Ho. Aah."
• (Computer) "I'm sorry. "Ho, Aah" is not the correct access code. Please try again."
• (Max) "Maybe we should knock?"
• (Virgil) "Knock?"
• (Computer) ""Knock Knock" is the correct access code."
• (Computer) "Please come in, and wipe your feet."

• (Virgil) "Max, my boy. You are earth's only hope."
• (Max) "You know, I knew you were going to say that. Come on man. What about the air force, or the U.N.? Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean we don't want to hog all the glory for ourselves."
• (Virgil) "I'm afraid the aliens' ships are invisible to radar and your military is no match for their superior firepower."
• (Max) "Oh, and I am?"

Tim Curry as Skull Master

• (Tim Curry) "You fool, you can't save the world."
• (Max) "I can die trying."
• (Tim Curry) "You will."

• (Tim Curry) "Where is it, Mighty One?"
• (Max) "Oh, what? The men's room? I think it's right around --"
• (Tim Curry) "THE ARCANA."

• (Tim Curry) "Dig. Swallow. Chew. Eat me a hole so I may bring -- pain. A tunnel to unleash my torment -- upon them. Up -- on the surface -- in the sun -- Dig a path for me to be freeeeee."

Bea as Bea

• (Bea) "Who are you? And why are you dripping slime on the floor?"

• (Bea) "Max, you and your stupid cap."
• (Max) "Hey, I don't make it work."

Clyde Kusatsu as Hanuman

• (Clyde Kusatsu) "No, you can't do this. I do not want to be a hero again -- please?"
• (Max) "Sometimes you gotta do things, whether you want to or not."
• (Norman) "Yes. Sometimes you do."

Bill Woodson as Man

• (Bill Woodson) "Him."
• (Unnamed) "Him."
• (Max) "Who him?"

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