Midnight Run Quotes

Midnight Run is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Midnight Run completed its run in 1970.

It features Martin Brest, William Gilmore, Dan York as producer, Danny Elfman in charge of musical score, and Donald E. Thorin as head of cinematography.

Midnight Run is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Midnight Run is 126 minutes long. Midnight Run is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Dennis Farina as Jimmy Serrano, Robert De Niro as Jack Walsh, Joe Pantoliano as Eddie Moscone, Charles Grodin as Jonathan Mardukas, Yaphet Kotto as Alonzo Mosely, John Ashton as Marvin Dorfler, Robert Miranda as Joey, Tom McCleister as Red Wood, and Wendy Phillips as Gail.

Midnight Run Quotes

Joe Pantoliano as Eddie Moscone

• (Joe Pantoliano) "Let's go have some breakfast."
• (Robert De Niro) "I don't eat breakfast."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Well then have an early lunch, let's go."

• (Joe Pantoliano) "Where the hell are you?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Where am I? I'm at the airport. And guess who I'm with? I'm with the Duke."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "You got him. Oh. You got him, Jack. I love you."
• (Robert De Niro) "Yeah, you wanna say hello?"
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Yeah, put him on."
• (Robert De Niro) "Yeah, say hello."
• (Charles Grodin) "Hello."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Hello, you son of a bitch. We got you, you son of a bitch."
• (Robert De Niro) "Yeah. Now say goodbye, you lying little piece of s***, because I'm letting him go."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Jack?"

• (Joe Pantoliano) "I'm goin' over to Chen Lu's for breakfast, I'll talk to you about it over there."
• (Robert De Niro) "Can I get my money first?"
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Of course. What, do you think I was gonna try to stiff you?"
• (Robert De Niro) "You? Never. You would never try to stiff me."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Do I detect some kind of sarcasm here?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Never."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Where have I inherited this reputation? I have never done business with anybody, and Jerry is my witness, that I have ever, ever, ever -- has that phone ever rang -- has that phone ever rang with a complaint about me? Never -- Never. So let's go, I'll buy you some breakfast."

• (Joe Pantoliano) "If you bring him in, I'll give you what I'm giving Walsh."
• (John Ashton) "Yeah, what's that?"
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Twenty-five thousand. But you gotta bring him in before Friday midnight or the deal's off."
• (John Ashton) "Don't worry, Eddie. For twenty-five grand I'll bring him in on a silver platter."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Bring him in any way you want, just bring him."

• (Joe Pantoliano) "What happened to the god**** plane?"
• (Robert De Niro) "He doesn't like to fly."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "He doesn't like to fly? What the f*** does that mean? Listen to me, Jack. You've gotta be here in less than two and a half f***in' days. A half a million dollars of my money -- WHAT THE f*** IS GOING ON THERE?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Eddie, Eddie, I swear to God, don't start with me or so help me, I will shoot him and dump him in a f***in' swamp."

Dennis Farina as Jimmy Serrano

• (Dennis Farina) "You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a f***in' pencil. Do you understand me?"
• (Tony Darvo) "You got it, Jimmy."
• (Robert Miranda) "Hey, Tony -- he ain't mad at me, is he?"

• (Dennis Farina) "Sidney, siddown, relax, have a sandwich, drink a glass of milk, do some f***in' thing."

• (Dennis Farina) "I'm gonna blow-torch the both of yous if you don't bring back the Duke."

• (Dennis Farina) "I thought you said this guy was gonna be on the plane."
• (Tony Darvo) "That's the information we got."
• (Dennis Farina) ""That's the information we got." I'm gonna tell you something. I want this guy taken out, and I want him taken out fast. You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a f***ing pencil. You get the message?"

• (Dennis Farina) "Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone."

• (Dennis Farina) "This is it. Tonight is the f***ing night. I am tired of all these screw-ups. As soon as I get the discs from Walsh, you guys drop Walsh and then you drop the Duke. You understand? I get the discs, you drop them."

• (Tony Darvo) "That fellow Walsh is pretty good, Jimmy."
• (Dennis Farina) "Well, if Walsh is that good, Tony, maybe I should hire him to hit YOU."

Robert De Niro as Jack Walsh

• (Robert De Niro) "s***."

• (Robert De Niro) "Can I have my sunglasses please?"
• (Yaphet Kotto) "Here's your sunglasses."
• (Robert De Niro) "Nice."
• (Robert De Niro) "Thanks for this too."

• (Robert De Niro) "I've known you for all of two mins & already I don't like you"
• (Charles Grodin) "gee that's too bad coz I really like you"

• (Robert De Niro) "Are you gonna propose to me?"
• (Robert Miranda) "Propose?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Propose. Because if you're not, quit starin' at me, OK?"

• (Robert De Niro) "How much is here?"
• (Charles Grodin) "Neighborhood of three hundred thousand."
• (Robert De Niro) "That's a, that's a -- very respectable neighborhood."

• (Robert De Niro) "I know you had money. I didn't know you HAD money."

• (Robert De Niro) "That whole f***in' department was corrupt."
• (Charles Grodin) "There's good and bad everywhere, don't you think?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Eh, well, I'd say there's bad everywhere. Good I don't know about."

• (Robert De Niro) "Oh Marvin, you did it this time."
• (John Ashton) "What the f*** are you talking about?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Those were hired killers back there."
• (John Ashton) "Hired to kill who?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Hired to kill this guy."
• (Charles Grodin) "Me. Me, can you believe it?"
• (John Ashton) "Hired by who?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Hired by who? Jimmy Serrano, that's who."
• (John Ashton) "Oh, f***. Why they wanna kill this guy?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Don't you read the papers, knucklehead?"
• (John Ashton) "Yeah, I read the f***in' papers."
• (Charles Grodin) "I can't take this."

• (Robert De Niro) "You wouldn't happen to have change of a thousand, would ya?"
• (Unnamed) "What are you, a comedian? Get out of here, ya bum."
• (Robert De Niro) "Well, looks like I'm walkin'."

• (Robert De Niro) "What am I telling you for -- What am I telling you for -- What am I -- I'll tell you what I'm telling you for"

• (Robert De Niro) "I never took a payoff in my life and I'm not gonna start with someone like you."
• (Charles Grodin) "Why not?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Because you're a f***ing criminal and you deserve to go where you're going and I'm gonna take you there and if hear any more s*** outta you: I'm gonna f***ing bust your head and I'll put you back in that f***ing hole and I'm gonna stick your head in the f***ing toilet bowl and I'm gonna make it stay there."

• (Robert De Niro) "We are getting off here, Mr. Railroad Man."

• (Robert De Niro) "When have I ever, when have I ever let you down before you f***ing rat?"

• (Robert De Niro) "You can FLY, you son of a bitch?"

John Ashton as Marvin Dorfler

• (John Ashton) "Why don't you quit? It'd be cheaper for both of us."

• (John Ashton) "See you in L.A., Jack."

• (John Ashton) "Deal, what deal? Why does he get special treatment?"
• (Robert De Niro) "See you in L.A. Marvin."
• (John Ashton) "Yeah, well watch your cigarettes with this guy, Jack."

• (John Ashton) "f***ing A. I'm the best."

• (John Ashton) "Jack, nothing personal, but f*** off."

• (Airline Ticket Clerk) "Would that be smoker or non-smoker, sir?"
• (John Ashton) "Take a wild guess."

• (John Ashton) "Are you gonna stand up there with your thumb up your ass? Or you gonna get me the f*** outta here?"

• (John Ashton) "Why don't you quit? It'd be cheaper for both of us."

• (John Ashton) "Hey, scumbag."
• (Carmine) "The name's 'Carmine', f***o."
• (John Ashton) "Yeah? Well, Carmine, today's your lucky day."

Wendy Phillips as Gail

• (Wendy Phillips) "Jack you shouldn't be here. Ted will come arrest you and him."
• (Robert De Niro) "Arrest us?"
• (Wendy Phillips) "Yeah."
• (Robert De Niro) "Then we're in trouble because I'm afraid I'm little short of bribe money."
• (Wendy Phillips) "All right Jack, don't."
• (Robert De Niro) "How is Lieutenant whatever-his-name-is?"
• (Wendy Phillips) "It's captain now."
• (Robert De Niro) "Oh, captain. Royalty."
• (Wendy Phillips) "Jack, I don't want any trouble. Do you understand that? Please. It's not a good day for this. I mean it."
• (Robert De Niro) "I'm sorry my fugitive timetable doesn't coincide with your social calendar."
• (Charles Grodin) "I don't think she's saying that."
• (Robert De Niro) "Stay out of this, John."
• (Wendy Phillips) "All right, same old Jack. You get your feelings hurt then you just walk around and hurt everybody else."
• (Robert De Niro) "The last thing I need right now is one of your lectures."
• (Wendy Phillips) "I'm not lecturing you, stupid. I'm trying to protect you."
• (Robert De Niro) "Oh, come on."
• (Wendy Phillips) "Ted will be home any minute. We're all going out tonight. It's an important night for us."
• (Robert De Niro) "Important night? What so important about tonight? Wait, let me guess. What is it, pay-off night?"
• (Wendy Phillips) "All right, that's it. Get out."

Charles Grodin as Jonathan Mardukas

• (Charles Grodin) "I don't like this. I don't like anything you do, to tell you the truth. Nothing."

• (Charles Grodin) "Why would you eat that?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Why? 'Cause it tastes good."
• (Charles Grodin) "But it's not good for you."
• (Robert De Niro) "I'm aware of that."
• (Charles Grodin) "Why do something that you know is not good for you?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Because I don't think about it."
• (Charles Grodin) "Well, that's living in denial."
• (Robert De Niro) "Living in denial?"
• (Charles Grodin) "Yeah."
• (Robert De Niro) "I'm aware of that."
• (Charles Grodin) "So you're aware of all your behavior?"
• (Charles Grodin) "yet you continue to do things that aren't good for you."
• (Charles Grodin) "That sounds sort of foolish. Don't you think, Jack?"

• (Charles Grodin) "You lied to me first."
• (Robert De Niro) "What the; -YOU LIED TO ME FIRST."
• (Charles Grodin) "Yes. Yes. But you didn't know I was lying to you when you lied to me down by the river. So as far as you knew, you lied to me first."
• (Robert De Niro) "How can I argue with this guy. I don't know what the f*** he's talking about."

• (Charles Grodin) "You don't look like an FBI agent to me."
• (Robert De Niro) "Well, you don't look like a duke to me."

• (Charles Grodin) "I just wanna tell you that I have fear of flying."
• (John Ashton) "Well, why don't you just relax and sleep through it?"

• (Charles Grodin) "What's that for?"
• (Robert De Niro) "A little inside joke between me and Alonzo."

• (Charles Grodin) "Did she hurt you, Jack?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Yeah, she did."
• (Charles Grodin) "I'm sorry."
• (Robert De Niro) "What're you sorry about?"
• (Charles Grodin) "I'm sorry you're hurt."
• (Robert De Niro) "I'm not hurt."
• (Charles Grodin) "You just said you were hurt."
• (Robert De Niro) "I'm not hurt."
• (Charles Grodin) "I just asked you if you were hurt and you said "Yeah, I'm hurt.""
• (Robert De Niro) "That's because you made me say that."
• (Charles Grodin) "Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words."
• (Robert De Niro) "You're god**** right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the f*** up."

• (Charles Grodin) "Why are you so unpopular with the Chicago police department?"

• (Charles Grodin) "What you think Serrano is most afraid of?"
• (Robert De Niro) "going cross-country with you."

• (Jason) "You don't look like a criminal."
• (Charles Grodin) "I'm a white-collar criminal."

• (Charles Grodin) "Jack? "What?" When do you think you we're gonna get to L.A.? "None of your f***ing business." Well, I have to go to the bathroom. "Shut the f*** up.""

• (Charles Grodin) "What's the name of this establishment?"
• (Tom McCleister) "Red's Corner Bar."
• (Charles Grodin) "Are you Red?"
• (Tom McCleister) "Yes."
• (Charles Grodin) "Do you dye your hair?"
• (Tom McCleister) "No."
• (Charles Grodin) "Why do they call you Red?"
• (Tom McCleister) "It's short for Redwood. My last name's Wood."
• (Charles Grodin) "What's your first name?"
• (Tom McCleister) "Bill."

• (Charles Grodin) "Would you describe exactly what the last man who passed a $20 bill to you looked like?"
• (Bar Cashier) "Thirty, tall --"
• (Charles Grodin) "About 6 feet?"
• (Bar Cashier) "Six-five."
• (Charles Grodin) "Dark hair?"
• (Bar Cashier) "Light colored."
• (Charles Grodin) "Sounds like our man."

• (Charles Grodin) "Why don't you put the cigarette out."
• (Robert De Niro) "Why don't you shut up and leave me alone?"
• (Charles Grodin) "Put the cigarette out, Jack."
• (Robert De Niro) "What a --"
• (Charles Grodin) "Put the cigarette out."
• (Robert De Niro) "What a pain in the ass this guy is."
• (Charles Grodin) "I thought you were putting it out."
• (Robert De Niro) "No I'm not putting it out."
• (Charles Grodin) "Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department."

• (Charles Grodin) "See you in the next life, Jack."

• (Charles Grodin) "Jahé, everybody, jahé"
• (Robert De Niro) "What's that?"
• (Charles Grodin) "It means 'hello'. I can say 'hello' in a lot of different languages. Not yours, but a lot of them."

• (Charles Grodin) "You get it started, and I'll run you over. That's the best plan I can think of."

• (Charles Grodin) "You ever had lyonnaise potatoes? They are these types of potatoes that are sautéed but then they have this onion thing added to them, and they are really, really delicious. They work well with any, uh, chicken or pork dish. You know I could set you up with lyonnaise potatoes for the rest of your life."
• (Robert De Niro) "Why don't you just shut the f*** up."

• (Charles Grodin) "You're OK, Jack. I think -- under different circumstances you and I probably still would have hated each other."

• (Charles Grodin) "Come on, cigarettes are killers."
• (Robert De Niro) "So are women."

• (Charles Grodin) "You can't steal a truck."
• (Robert De Niro) "You were stealing a plane."

• (Charles Grodin) "Two dollars? That's all you're gonna leave?"
• (Robert De Niro) "That's fifteen percent."
• (Charles Grodin) "That's thirteen percent. These people depend on tips for a living."

Yaphet Kotto as Alonzo Mosely

• (Yaphet Kotto) "Let me tell you something, asshole. I've been working on this Jimmy Serrano thing for about six years; Mardukas is my shot. I'm gonna bring him into federal court, and I don't want any third-rate rent-a-thug who couldn't cut it as a cop in Chicago bringing him to LA on some bulls*** local charge. Do I make myself understood?"
• (Robert De Niro) "Can I ask you something? These sunglasses, they're really nice: are they government-issued, or all you guys go to the same store to get them?"

• (Yaphet Kotto) "Is this gonna upset me?"
• (FBI Agent Tuttle) "I think it's safe to say that."

• (Yaphet Kotto) "Where's Jack Walsh?"
• (Train Porter) "He got off with the other guy; - two or three stops ago. His real name's "Mosely"."
• (Yaphet Kotto) "I'M Mosely."

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