Middle Men (film) Quotes

Middle Men (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Middle Men ended in 1970.

It features Christopher Mallick as producer, Brian Tyler (composer) in charge of musical score, and Lukas Ettlin as head of cinematography.

Middle Men (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Middle Men (film) is 105 minutes long. Middle Men (film) is distributed by Paramount Vantage.

The cast includes: Luke Wilson as Jack Harris, Kelsey Grammer as Frank Griffin, James Caan as Jerry Haggerty, Rade Šerbedžija as Nikita Sokoloff, Gabriel Macht as Buck Dolby, Giovanni Ribisi as Wayne Beering, Laura Ramsey as Audrey Dawns, and Kevin Pollak as Curt Allmans.

Middle Men (film) Quotes

Luke Wilson as Jack Harris

• (Luke Wilson) "I have no interest in making a living creating porn."

• (Luke Wilson) "Hey do we wanna get the money or do we wanna break this guy's legs? I say we get the money, you know?"

• (Luke Wilson) "It should have been perfect, but somehow, they'd figure a way to screw it all up."

• (Luke Wilson) "I was one of those guys living in a Norman Rockwell painting. Beautiful wife, beautiful kids -- we were happy."

• (Luke Wilson) "If I've learned one thing, it's that business is a lot like sex. Getting in is easy, pulling out is hard."

• (Luke Wilson) "Like everyone else, we were in debt trying to chase the American Dream."

Rade Šerbedžija as Nikita Sokoloff

• (Rade Šerbedžija) "Sometimes business is more important than family."

• (Rade Šerbedžija) "You know the FBI's following you?"

Laura Ramsey as Audrey Dawns

• (Laura Ramsey) "I think there's just too much emphasis on guilt. All this guilt, guilt, guilt. Guilt for what? I'll bet if you ask any old timer in one of those old folks homes, they'd tell you they regret the stuff they didn't do. Not the stuff that they did do."

Kevin Pollak as Curt Allmans

• (Kevin Pollak) "Do you know anything about terrorism, Audrey?"
• (Laura Ramsey) "What kind of terrorism are you referring to? Do you mean like, uh, national, international, eco, bio, or your everyday suicide bomber?"

• (Kevin Pollak) "Get out. Now. Yesterday, if possible."

James Caan as Jerry Haggerty

• (James Caan) "Nobody likes a finger pointed at them."

• (James Caan) "You're not a greedy man, Jack. Why are you still hanging around?"

Giovanni Ribisi as Wayne Beering

• (Giovanni Ribisi) "You know there's nothing to jack off to on the internet?"
• (Gabriel Macht) "Watch a video, you degenerate."

• (Giovanni Ribisi) "We take some pictures from some magazines, we scan them, we upload them onto the Internet, and we make some money."

Kelsey Grammer as Frank Griffin

• (Kelsey Grammer) "Can I count on your vote next year?"
• (Luke Wilson) "Got it."

• (Kelsey Grammer) "Now I'm assuming you can clean this little mess."

Gabriel Macht as Buck Dolby

• (Gabriel Macht) "Did I jut here right?"
• (Giovanni Ribisi) "Yeah, we just made $9.99"
• (Gabriel Macht) "At 4:15 in the morning? The guy's gotta be a pervert just like you."

• (Gabriel Macht) "How much are we up to?"
• (Giovanni Ribisi) "We just passed the $2000 mark half an hour ago."
• (Gabriel Macht) "That's f***ing amazing."

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