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Microwave Massacre Quotes

Microwave Massacre is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Microwave Massacre ended its run in 1970.

It features Craig Muckler as producer, Leif Horvath in charge of musical score, and Karen Grossman as head of cinematography.

Microwave Massacre is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Microwave Massacre is 76 minutes long. Microwave Massacre is distributed by Select-a-Tape.

The cast includes: Jackie Vernon as Donald, Phil De Carlo as Sam, Claire Ginsberg as May, Cindy Gant as Susie Grubb, and Anna Marlowe as Chick.

Microwave Massacre Quotes

Claire Ginsberg as May

  • (Claire Ginsberg) "Some men, you should know, still find me attractive"
  • (Jackie Vernon) "How would I know them? I didn't attend the braille institute"

Jackie Vernon as Donald

  • (Jackie Vernon) "I'm so hungry I could eat a whore."
  • (Jackie Vernon) "Well, the only problem is, I can't make love to a woman, unless I eat her"

Anna Marlowe as Chick

  • (Anna Marlowe) "I thought you were a leg man, not a breast man."

Phil De Carlo as Sam

  • (Phil De Carlo) "Didn't I ever tell you about my hemorrhoids? They get really bad when it's humid, you know"

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