Men with Brooms Quotes

Men with Brooms is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Men with Brooms stopped airing in 1970.

It features Thom Best as head of cinematography.

Men with Brooms is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Men with Brooms is 102 min. long. Men with Brooms is distributed by Alliance Atlantis.

The cast includes: Greg Bryk as Alexander "The Juggernaut" Yount, Peter Outerbridge as James Lennox, Paul Gross as Chris Cutter, Connor Price as Brandon Foley, James Allodi as Neil Bucyk, Jed Rees as Eddie Strombeck, Molly Parker as Amy Foley, Polly Shannon as Joanne, Leslie Nielsen as Gordon Cutter, and Michelle Nolden as Julie Foley.

Men with Brooms Quotes

Peter Outerbridge as James Lennox

• (Peter Outerbridge) "What you gotta understand something about these guys. To them, money is more or less, uh, a hobby. Violence on the other hand is their real vocation."

• (Peter Outerbridge) "She's a rent-a-girlfriend."
• (Paul Gross) "Good God. Listen to yourself. Are you some kind of moral dyslexic."
• (Peter Outerbridge) "I think you got that backwards, baby."

• (Peter Outerbridge) "This is not my problem. This is most definitely your problem."
• (Jed Rees) "His problem?"
• (Peter Outerbridge) "Sure. Hey man, all I did was cut his bulk mescaline for street sale and neglect to pay him. Chris, on the other hand, crushed his head with a curling rock."

• (Peter Outerbridge) "I'm a drug dealer."
• (James Allodi) "I bury dead people."
• (Jed Rees) "I have a single digit sperm count."
• (Paul Gross) "And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it."

Paul Gross as Chris Cutter

• (Paul Gross) "Lovers quarrel?"
• (Peter Outerbridge) "No, business dispute."

• (Paul Gross) "No, it's not just a rock."
• (Molly Parker) "No?"
• (Paul Gross) "It's forty-two pounds of polished granite, bevelled on the belly and a handle a human being can hold. And it may have no practical purpose in itself but it is a repository of human possibility and if it's handled just right, it will exact the kind of poetry --"

• (Paul Gross) "A giant walked the f***ing earth, now he's in the trunk of my car."

• (Paul Gross) ":That hardware store was unique."
• (Molly Parker) "So was my husband. I'm still glad they came up with vibrators."

• (Paul Gross) "She's okay, she's just tired."
• (Connor Price) "It's nice that you're lying to me but we both know she's s***face."
• (Paul Gross) "Yeah, you'll take care of her?"
• (Connor Price) "Got to, she's the only mom I've got."

• (Paul Gross) "Ok -- what was that about?"
• (Michelle Nolden) "About my equivalent of a mercy f***."

• (Paul Gross) "For ten years, I've drilled for oil in 93 coutnries, five different continents, and not once have I done anything to equal the grace of a well thrown rock sliding down a sheet. Not once."

• (Paul Gross) "God, listen to yourself. Are you some kind of moral dyslexic?"
• (Jed Rees) "I think you got that backwards, baby."

• (Paul Gross) "You got her drunk? god**** it, Jim, she's A.A. What else did you do to her."
• (Peter Outerbridge) "Hey man, I resent that implication. Even if I wanted to take advantage of the young lady, I do have some principles. You gottta be conscious, for one thing."

Polly Shannon as Joanne

• (Polly Shannon) "Okay. Like shuttleboard."
• (Peter Outerbridge) "It's shufflebaord and no. You gotta think like snooker, poker, and free-rock climbing. This is dangerous s***."

Michelle Nolden as Julie Foley

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Jed Rees as Eddie Strombeck

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Leslie Nielsen as Gordon Cutter

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Where did you graduate from? Saddam Hussein school of physiotherapy."

Molly Parker as Amy Foley

• (Molly Parker) "The point is lately, I've been feeling like I need a "touch me up" cause I just don't know which way to turn."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, you can turn to me anytime you want."
• (Molly Parker) "Thank you. That's sweet but I'd rather s*** in my mouth."

Greg Bryk as Alexander "The Juggernaut" Yount

• (Greg Bryk) "I've played on a lot of ice, all over this planet we call home, but I don't believe I've seen a better shot. It's been a pleasure."
• (Peter Outerbridge) ""On this planet we call home?""
• (Paul Gross) "Hey, whatever."

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