Melody Ranch Quotes

Melody Ranch is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Melody Ranch stopped airing in 1970.

It features Sol C. Siegel as producer, Raoul Kraushaar (supervisor) in charge of musical score, and Joseph H. August as head of cinematography.

Melody Ranch is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Melody Ranch is 84 minutes long. Melody Ranch is distributed by Republic Pictures.

The cast includes: Jimmy Durante as Cornelius J. Courtney, Jerome Cowan as Tommy Summerville, Barbara Jo Allen as Veronica Whipple, Gene Autry as Gene Autry, and George "Gabby" Hayes as Pop Laramie.

Melody Ranch Quotes

Jimmy Durante as Cornelius J. Courtney

• (Jimmy Durante) "Hey, Gene. Listen, I've been thinking it over, and I think maybe I ought to go with the others on the bus."
• (Gene Autry) "Oh no you don't. Get up on that horse and shut up."
• (Jimmy Durante) "But, Gene --"
• (Gene Autry) "Remember, this was your idea."
• (Jimmy Durante) "I'd forgotten."

• (Jimmy Durante) "Folks, this is your pal, Cornelius J. Courtney, tellin' you that this program is brought to you by that nationally famous head cold remedy "Nose Posse." Aaahh. Manufactured, endorsed by that benefactor of humanity, Thomas Summerville. Ah, that most delicate of organisms, the nose, the snoozle, the proboscus, let Nose Posse guard it for you. It deserves that protection; take it from me, a man who knows his noses. At-chaaa. And now, after a brief pause for station identification, Gene Autry will present this week's thrilling drama of the sagebrush, "The Sagebrush.""

Jerome Cowan as Tommy Summerville

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Barbara Jo Allen as Veronica Whipple

• (Barbara Jo Allen) "My, the elections get noisier every year. I haven't seen this much excitement since I voted for Roosevelt. I mean Theodore of course."

George "Gabby" Hayes as Pop Laramie

• (Unnamed) "Hey mister, will I get an electric shock if I put my foot on the streetcar rail?"
• (George "Gabby" Hayes) "Not unless you put your other foot on them wires up there, Ma'am."

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