Megamind Quotes

Megamind is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Megamind ended its run in 1970.

It features Lara Breay, and Denise Nolan Cascino as producer, and Hans Zimmer; Lorne Balfe in charge of musical score.

Megamind is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Megamind is 96 minutes long. Megamind is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Brad Pitt as Metro Man, Tina Fey as Roxanne Ritchi, Jonah Hill as Hal, David Cross as Minion, Jonah Hill as Titan, Tom McGrath as Lord Scott, and Ben Stiller as Bernard.

Megamind Quotes

Tina Fey as Roxanne Ritchi

• (Tina Fey) "Is there some kind of nerdy supervillain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?"
• (David Cross) "Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in --"
• (Megamind) "Don't answer that."
• (David Cross) "Romania."
• (Megamind) "NO. She's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak-willed mind to find out all our secrets. Such tricks -- won't work -- on ME."
• (Tina Fey) "Please talk slower."
• (Megamind) "Temptress."

• (Megamind) "When I was in shc -- school, none of the other kids ever liked me."
• (Tina Fey) "Pity you didn't go to MY school."

• (Megamind) "Titan's turned evil."
• (Tina Fey) "Congratulations, another one of your genius plans has backfired on you."

• (Tina Fey) "I knew you'd come back."
• (Megamind) "Well, that makes one of us --"

• (Megamind) "Roxanne?"
• (Tina Fey) "Yes?"
• (Megamind) "Say I wasn't so normal -- Say I was bald and had the complexion of a popular primary color; in a random, non-specific example -- Would you still enjoy my company?"
• (Tina Fey) "Of course. You don't judge a book by its cover or a person by the outside."
• (Megamind) "Oh. That's a relief to hear."
• (Tina Fey) "You judge them by their actions."
• (Megamind) "-- Well that seems kinda petty, don't you think?"

• (Tina Fey) "If only life had a reset button --"
• (Megamind) "I've looked into the reset button -- The science is impossible."

• (Tina Fey) "You gave him these powers, can't you take them away?"
• (Megamind) "I can't. I lost the defuser gun when I misplaced the invisible car. The night you dumped me. Alone. In the rain -- Did you ever look back?"
• (Tina Fey) "No."
• (Megamind) "OH. My giant blue head."
• (Megamind) "Whoops, I guess we're here."

• (Tina Fey) "Hey, who needs him? We can beat Titan ourselves. I say we go back to the Evil Lair, grab some laser guns, hold 'em sideways and just go all GANGSTA on him."
• (Megamind) "We can't."
• (Tina Fey) "So, that's it? You're just giving up?"
• (Megamind) "I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset, and I don't get the girl. I'm going home."

• (Tina Fey) "Metro Man and I were never really a couple."
• (Megamind) "What? But I thought that you --"
• (Tina Fey) "Everybody did."

• (Tina Fey) "He was always there for us, dependable -- Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good you have it until it's gone. We miss you Metro Man -- I miss you -- And I just have one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from a city without a hero. Coming up, are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know --"

• (Megamind) "I can explain --. What about everything you just said, about judging a book by its cover?"
• (Tina Fey) "Well, let's take a look at the contents then, shall we? You destroyed Metro Man, you took over the city, and now you've actually got me to care about you. Why are you so evil? Tricking me? What could you possibly hope to gain?"
• (Tina Fey) "-- Wait a minute. Ohhh -- I don't believe this. Do you really think I that would ever be with you?"
• (Megamind) "-- No."

• (Tina Fey) "I thought he'd make one of his last-minute escapes."
• (Megamind) "Yeah, he was real good at those."

• (Tina Fey) "Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City. It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown, where we're here to honour a beautiful man: Metro Man. His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean. For years, he's been watching us with his super-vision, saving us with his super-strength and caring for us with his super-heart. Now it's our turn to give something back. This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting live from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum."
• (Jonah Hill) "Wow. Okay, the stuff they make you read on air, that's un-freaking-believable. It's crazy."
• (Tina Fey) "I wrote that piece myself, Hal."
• (Jonah Hill) "What I was trying to say WAS, I can't believe that in our modern society, they let like, actual art get onto the news."
• (Tina Fey) "Nice save, Hal."

• (Megamind) "My spider bite is acting up."
• (Tina Fey) "Your plan is failing. Just admit it."
• (David Cross) "Yeah, good luck with THAT one."
• (Megamind) "Whose side are you on?"
• (Tina Fey) "The losing side."
• (David Cross) "Thank you."

• (Tina Fey) "You did it. You won."
• (Megamind) "I finally had a reason to win -- You."

• (Megamind) "I'm sorry -- I did the best I could --"
• (Tina Fey) "I'm so proud of you."
• (Tina Fey) "Minion?"
• (David Cross) "Surprise."
• (David Cross) "He's the real hero."

• (Tina Fey) "You know, I'm pretty sure there's an apology in order for the other night."
• (Megamind) "All right, that would be nice, but make it quick. We have much more pressing matters to deal with."

• (Megamind) "You dimwitted creation of science."
• (Tina Fey) "Huh?"
• (Megamind) "N-not you, I was talking to my -- Mother's urn."

• (Tina Fey) "Go faster, make this thing go faster --."

• (Tina Fey) "What secrets? You're SOOO predictable."
• (Megamind) "Predictable? PREDICTABLE? Oh, you call THIS predictable?"
• (Tina Fey) "Your alligators, yeah, mm-hmm. I was thinking about it on the way over --"
• (Megamind) "What's this? Boom. In your face."
• (Tina Fey) "Cliché."
• (Megamind) "No. Look. Watch."
• (Tina Fey) "Juvenile."
• (Tina Fey) "Shock and awe."
• (Tina Fey) "Tacky."
• (Megamind) "OH, IT'S SO SCARYU."
• (Tina Fey) "Seen it."
• (Megamind) "What's this one do?'."
• (Tina Fey) "Garish."
• (Tina Fey) "Okay, the spider's new."
• (Megamind) "Spider?"
• (Megamind) "Uh -- Uh, yes, the spyiiiiiider. Even the smallest bite from -- "arachnis deathicus" -- will instantly paralyze --"
• (Megamind) "AARGH. GET IT OFF. IT BIT ME."

• (Tina Fey) "How could you do this? The people of this city relied on you, and you deserted them. You left us in the hands of -- HIM."
• (Tina Fey) "No offense."
• (Megamind) "No, I'm with you. Look, I'll pay top dollar for your performance, but right now a madman is destroying our city."

• (Megamind) "I've made a horrible mistake. I didn't mean to destroy you. I mean, I MEANT to destroy you, but I didn't think it would really work."
• (Tina Fey) "What are we supposed to do? Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets."
• (Megamind) "I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets. What's the point of being bad when there's no good to try and stop you? I had so many evil plans in the works; the illiteracy beam, typhoon cheese, robo-sheep -- Battles we will now never have. So it's good to have this time now -- You know, before I destroy the whole place."
• (Megamind) "It's nothing personal, just brings back too many painful memories."

• (Megamind) "Get back, you savages."
• (Tina Fey) "Sorry, sorry. He's just not used to positive feedback."

• (Tina Fey) "What's the plan?"
• (Megamind) "Well, it mostly involves NOT DYING."
• (Tina Fey) "I like that plan."

• (Tina Fey) "Look. This glass has ice cubes in it."
• (Megamind) "Yes, that's what happens when water gets cold."
• (Tina Fey) "No, what I'm saying is don't you think it's a little odd that the ice hasn't melted yet?"
• (Megamind) "One of life's great mysteries."

• (Tina Fey) "And why did my doorman let you up?"
• (Tina Fey) "Carlos."

• (Megamind) "Miss Ritchi -- we meet again."
• (Tina Fey) "Would it kill you to wash the bag?"

Jonah Hill as Hal

• (Jonah Hill) "You're so pathetic. No matter what side you're on, you're always the loser."
• (Megamind) "There's a benefit to losing: You get to learn from your mistakes."

• (Jonah Hill) "This is the last time you make a fool out of me."
• (Megamind) "I made you a hero, you did the fool thing ALL BY YOURSELF."

• (Jonah Hill) "What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life."

• (Jonah Hill) "Who are you?"
• (Megamind) "I sent you to this planet to teach you about honor, justice, and nobility. I am your father."
• (Jonah Hill) "So -- you're like my space dad?"
• (Megamind) "-- Yeah. I'm like your space dad."
• (Jonah Hill) "And you are -- what?"
• (David Cross) "I'm your space stepmom. I've had some work done recently."

• (Jonah Hill) "If I were Metro Man, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time."
• (Tina Fey) "Hmmm?"
• (Jonah Hill) "And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby --. Okay, that sounded a little creepy --"
• (Tina Fey) "JUST a little."

• (Megamind) "I can't believe you. All your gifts, and you squander them for your own personal gain?"
• (Jonah Hill) "Yes."
• (Megamind) "No. I'm the villain, you're the good guy. I do something bad, then you come and get me. That's why I created you."
• (Jonah Hill) "Yeah right, you're nuts. Space Dad told me --"
• (Megamind) "Look, I'm your Space Dad."
• (Megamind) "You should be more like Metro Man."
• (Jonah Hill) "You tricked me?"
• (Megamind) "Don't like that, hmm? Well there's more."
• (Megamind) "I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating Roxanne."
• (Jonah Hill) "No."
• (Megamind) "And we were smooching up a storm."

• (Jonah Hill) "Enjoy your flight."

• (Jonah Hill) "This is for stealing my girlfriend. This one's for Space Dad making a fool out of me. And Megamind, this one's for Space Stepmom. You lied to her."

• (Megamind) "Now it's time for some witty back-and-forth banter. You go first."
• (Jonah Hill) "AAARRRRGGGGHHHH."
• (Megamind) "Okay, I don't know where to go with that --"

• (Jonah Hill) "Look at us, we're fighting like an old married couple."

• (Megamind) "Well done. I thought that battle went really, really well. I mean, I have a few notes --"
• (Jonah Hill) "Notes?"
• (Megamind) "But they can wait. You can take me to jail now."
• (Jonah Hill) "Oh no no no, I was thinking more like the morgue. You're dead."
• (Megamind) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This isn't how you play the game --."
• (Jonah Hill) "GAME OVER."

• (Mayor) "Thank you, hero, for defeating Megamind. What is your name?"
• (Jonah Hill) "Tighten."
• (Mayor) "We owe you a great debt for having removed evil from our town."
• (Jonah Hill) "Oh, I wouldn't say removed -- I'd say under new management."

• (Megamind) "Do you have someone special in your life, Hal?"
• (Jonah Hill) "No, not yet. But, there's this really, really good-looking one I've got my eye on currently."
• (Megamind) "That's very good. Romance is very inspiring."
• (Jonah Hill) "That's what I hear."
• (Megamind) "All you have to do is save her, and she'll be yours."

• (Jonah Hill) "I'm bad. I'm bad. That's right. YEAH."

• (Jonah Hill) "You never got to know me."

• (Jonah Hill) "Whoa, you almost died but I saved you."

• (Jonah Hill) "Pretty sneaky, sis, but there's only one person I know that calls this town "Metrocity"."
• (Megamind) "Oops --"
• (Jonah Hill) "You."

• (Jonah Hill) "Hey, Metro losers. This is Metro Tower. They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength --"
• (Jonah Hill) "-- but for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart. And I hate reminders."
• (Tina Fey) "HAL. Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal --"
• (Jonah Hill) "You're so naive, Roxy. You see the good in everyone, even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. There is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up."
• (Megamind) "You dare challenge Megamind?'."
• (Jonah Hill) "This town isn't big enough for TWO super-villains."
• (Megamind) "Oh, you're a villain, alright. Just not a SUPER one."
• (Jonah Hill) "Oh, yeah? What's the difference?"
• (Megamind) "PRESENTATION."

• (Jonah Hill) "I'm the superhero, you're supposed to be with ME."

• (Jonah Hill) "Hey, Megamind, you and I have unfinished business. I'll be waiting at Metro Tower, oh, and just so you don't get cold feet --"
• (Megamind) "Roxanne."
• (Jonah Hill) "Come on, Roxie, call for your hero to come rescue you."
• (Tina Fey) "Megamind -- I don't even know if you're listening -- but if you are, you can't give up. The Megamind I know would NEVER run from a fight, even if he knew he had no chance of winning. It was your best quality --. You need to be that guy, RIGHT now. The City needs you -- I need you."
• (Megamind) "Roxanne --"
• (Jonah Hill) "You have one hour. DON'T keep me waiting."

• (Megamind) "I'm calling time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out."
• (Megamind) "Brain bots. Initiate the failsafe."
• (Megamind) "Guess what, Buster Brown? It's made from copper. You're powerless against it. It's the very same metal used to defeat --"
• (Megamind) "-- Metro Man?"
• (Jonah Hill) "You should stop comparing me to Metro Man."

• (Jonah Hill) "Do I have a son?"
• (Megamind) "Ha, you make me laugh. It stretches, it's for you."
• (Jonah Hill) "What's the T stand for?"
• (Megamind) "Titan."
• (Jonah Hill) "Tighten? What's that supposed to mean?"
• (Megamind) "It was the only name I could trademark."
• (Jonah Hill) "Oh."

David Cross as Minion

• (David Cross) "I may not know much, but I do know this: The bad guy doesn't get the girl."
• (Megamind) "Well, maybe I don't WANT to be the bad guy anymore."
• (Megamind) "-- You heard me."
• (David Cross) "Who are you?"

• (Megamind) "How do I look, Minion? Do I look bad?"
• (David Cross) "Disgustingly horrifying, sir."
• (Megamind) "You ALWAYS know what to say."

• (Megamind) "Warden, you have to let me out. You have to let me go. Titan has to be stopped."
• (Warden) "Sorry, Megamind, you still have eight-five life sentences to live through. It'll give you plenty of time to think about what you've done."
• (Megamind) "You want me to say it? I'll say it. Here it is, from the deepest, blackest pit of my heart: I'M SORRY."
• (Warden) "-- Not buying it."
• (Megamind) "I don't blame you. I've terrorized the city countless times. I've created a hero who's turned out to be a villain. I treated my best friend, Minion, like dirt. But I beg you, don't let Roxanne, don't let this city pay for my wrongdoings."
• (David Cross) "Apology accepted."

• (Megamind) "Ollo?"
• (David Cross) "Uh, it's "hello", sir."
• (Megamind) "Oh -- Hello?"
• (Megamind) "Like that?"

• (Megamind) "Hal Shtuart. Destiny has summoned you to heroics. Hal Shtuart? Am -- Am I saying it right, Minion?"
• (David Cross) "It's "Stewart", sir."
• (Jonah Hill) "Is this a robbery? Because the lady across the hall has way better stuff."

• (David Cross) "Sir, I think this is a bad idea --"
• (Megamind) "Yes, a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad."
• (David Cross) "But I'm saying it's the kind of bad that -- Okay, you might think is good from your bad perception, but from a good perception -- It's just plain bad."
• (Megamind) "Oh, you don't know what's good for bad."

• (David Cross) "Why do you always blame me?"

• (David Cross) "Death ray readying."
• (Megamind) "Let's see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun. FIRE."
• (Megamind) "Fire."
• (David Cross) "Still warming up, sir."
• (Megamind) "Come again?"
• (David Cross) "Warming up."
• (Megamind) "Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?"
• (David Cross) "Just a little more and --"

• (Megamind) "Use the spray."
• (David Cross) "All out, sir."
• (Megamind) "Well, use the forget-me stick."
• (David Cross) "Oh, right."

• (David Cross) "So what's the plan, sir?"
• (Megamind) "I have no idea."

• (David Cross) "Sir, you really need to clean out your pockets more often."
• (Ben Stiller) "This has been the worst day of my entire life."
• (David Cross) "Ahahaha, no worries."

• (Megamind) "You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi. I'm afraid no one can hear you."
• (Megamind) "Uh, why isn't she screaming?"
• (David Cross) "Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind --"
• (Megamind) "Like this."
• (Megamind) "Well, that's a poor lady scream --"
• (Megamind) "AAAAAHHH."
• (Tina Fey) "That's a little better."

• (Megamind) "I know. Funny. Always thirsty, never satisfied. I understand you, little well dressed bird. Purposeless, emptiness. It's a vacuum, isn't it? It's -- What's your vacuum like?"
• (David Cross) "I'm going off the rails on a crazy train, sir."
• (Megamind) "Hey, not now, Minion. I'm in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy."

• (David Cross) "This is about Miss Ritchi, isn't it? You're going on a date with her."
• (Megamind) "No, my main man. Get out of town."
• (David Cross) "Oh, this is bad -- This is bad. You've fallen in love with her."
• (Megamind) "You are forgetting your place, Minion. Now give me the keys."
• (David Cross) "What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?"
• (Megamind) "She'll never find out. That's the point of lying."

• (Megamind) "MINION."
• (David Cross) "I can't see -- it's cold and dark, and warm and light --"
• (Megamind) "It's me, Minion. I'm right here."
• (David Cross) "We've had a lot of adventures together, you and I --"
• (Megamind) "We have."
• (David Cross) "I mean -- most of them ended in horrible failure -- but we won today, didn't we, sir?"
• (Megamind) "Yes, Minion. We did it, thanks to you."
• (David Cross) "Code -- we're the good guys now."
• (Megamind) "Code: I guess we are."
• (David Cross) "Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm going. I think this is it. I'm going far away --."
• (Megamind) "What a drama queen."
• (David Cross) "You know, I'm feeling much better now. Guess I just needed a swim --"
• (Megamind) "He had you going, didn't he? Classic Minion."
• (Megamind) "Don't give me that face. He reels you in with that little face. Look at that face."

• (David Cross) "Who wants churros?"

• (Megamind) "Quick, disguise."
• (David Cross) "What?"
• (Megamind) "You look fantastic."

• (David Cross) "Create a hero? Why would you do that?"
• (Megamind) "So I'll have someone to fight. Minion, I'm a villain without a hero, a yin with no yang, a bullfighter with no bull to fight; in other words, I have no purpose."

• (Megamind) "Who is this man infused with god-like powers?"
• (David Cross) "Well sir, his name is Hal Stewart. He's 28 years old, no criminal records -- Actually, no records at all. Apparently this man hasn't accomplished anything."
• (Megamind) "Not yet, Minion. Not yet."

• (Megamind) "We're gonna die."
• (David Cross) "Wait, what?"

• (David Cross) "You seem in a very good mood today, sir."
• (Megamind) "Huh? Oh, yes -- Minion, how long is this going to take?"
• (David Cross) "Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet. I'm calling it -- The Black Mambaaaaaaaaaa --."

• (David Cross) "You did it, sir."
• (Megamind) "I did it --"
• (Megamind) "I did it."
• (Mayor) "He did it."
• (Warden) "He did it."

Brad Pitt as Metro Man

• (Megamind) "What trickery is this?"
• (Brad Pitt) "You mad genius --. Your dark gift has finally paid off."
• (Megamind) "It-it has?"
• (Brad Pitt) "These walls -- they're obviously lined -- with copper."
• (Megamind) "Yeah, so?"
• (David Cross) "Sir."
• (Brad Pitt) "Copper -- drains my powers."
• (Megamind) "Your weakness is copper? Y-you're kidding right?"

• (Megamind) "Look, we need your help --"
• (Brad Pitt) "I'm sorry, I really am. I'm -- I'm done."
• (Brad Pitt) "You know, little buddy, there's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time for me to find my calling. Now, it's time you found yours."

• (Megamind) "Over here, old friend. In case you've noticed, you've fallen right into my trap."
• (Brad Pitt) "You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a BELIEF."
• (Megamind) "Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time."
• (Brad Pitt) "Justice is a non-corrosive metal."
• (Megamind) "But metals can be melted, by the heat of revanchge."
• (Brad Pitt) "It's REVENGE, and it's best served cold."
• (Megamind) "But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil."
• (Brad Pitt) "Well, I think your warranty's about to expire."
• (Megamind) "Maybe I got an extended warranty."
• (Brad Pitt) "Warranties are invalid, if used beyond their intended purpose."
• (Tina Fey) "Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I go home now?"
• (Megamind) "Of course. That is, if Metro Man can withstand the full, concentrated power OF THE SUN.'. FIRE.'.'.'.'."

• (Brad Pitt) "It all started back at the observatory. Roxanne was kidnapped, I was gonna stop you. My head wasn't in the game that day. We were kinda goin' through the motions. So, using my super speed, I decided to go clear my head. Then I realized, we had done this same silly charade our entire lives. I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling, but I just felt stuck. And I started to realize, despite all my powers, each and every citizen of Metro had something I didn't: a choice. Ever since I can remember, I've always had to be what this city wanted me to be. What about what I wanted to do? Then it suddenly hit me: I DO have a choice. I can be whatever I wanna be. No one said that this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig --. But you can't just quit either. That's when I got the brilliant idea -- to fake my death. Once your death ray hit, I've never felt so alive. So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school and Metro Man was finally dead. And Music Man was born."
• (Tina Fey) "Music Man?"
• (Brad Pitt) "That way I can keep my logo."
• (Megamind) "Because of WHAAT?"
• (Tina Fey) "Come again?"
• (Brad Pitt) "I am finally free to get in touch with my true power -- weaving lyrical magic."

• (Brad Pitt) "Although getting a whole museum is super-cool, is super-cool, you want to know what the greatest honour you've given me is? Do you really want to know? Really? I'll tell you. The greatest honour you've given me is letting me serve you, the helpless people of Metro City. I often ask myself, "At the end of the day, who would I be without you people?""

• (Brad Pitt) "All right, put your hands in the air."

• (Brad Pitt) "Check this out --"
• (Brad Pitt) "I have eyes, that can see, right through lead -- huh?"
• (Tina Fey) "You're horrible."
• (Megamind) "Granted, you have talent, but there's a madman out there destroying our -- YOUR city."

• (Brad Pitt) "Yeah, Metro City."

• (Brad Pitt) "Should've known you tried to crash the party."
• (Brad Pitt) "Oh, I intend to do more than crash it. This is a day you and Metrocity shall not soon forget."
• (Brad Pitt) "It's pronounced METRO CITY."
• (Megamind) "Oh, potato, tomato, potato, tomato --"
• (Brad Pitt) "We all know how this ends: with YOU behind bars."
• (Megamind) "Oh, I'm shaking in my custom, baby seal leather boots."
• (Megamind) "You will leave Metrocity, or this will be the last you ever hear of -- Roxanne Ritchi."
• (Megamind) "Huh?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Roxanne. Don't panic, Roxy -- I'm on my way."
• (Tina Fey) "Yeah, I'm not panicking."
• (Megamind) "In order to stop me, you need to find me first, Metro Man."
• (Tina Fey) "We're at the abandoned observatory."
• (Brad Pitt) "A-ha."
• (Megamind) "Nooo. We're NOT. Don't listen to her, she's crazy."

• (Unnamed) "I love you, Metroman."
• (Brad Pitt) "And I love you, random citizen."

• (Brad Pitt) "Way to go, little buddy. I knew you had it in you."

Tom McGrath as Lord Scott

• (Lady Scott) "A baby."
• (Tom McGrath) "Yes, yes, I saw it in the store and thought you'd love it."

• (Lady Scott) "Our baby can fly."
• (Tom McGrath) "Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling --"

Ben Stiller as Bernard

• (Ben Stiller) "Hey. We're closing soon."
• (Tina Fey) "Oh. You scared me. Barry, right?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Bernard."
• (Tina Fey) "Bernard. I was just, well, I was talking to -- myself. You probably think I'm a little bit nuts."
• (Ben Stiller) "I'm not allowed to insult guests directly."

• (Ben Stiller) "That's a pretty tasteless costume."
• (Megamind) "Costume?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Megamind's head is NOT that grossly exaggerated."
• (Ben Stiller) "Oh, and you even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun. How long; -"

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