Medium (season 5) Quotes

Medium (season 5) is a television show that debuted in 2009 on NBC. Medium ended in 2009.

Medium (season 5) lasted 19 episodes.

The cast includes: Patricia Arquette as Allison Dubois, Jake Weber as Joe Dubois, Maria Lark as Bridgette Dubois, and Sofia Vassilieva as Ariel Dubois.

Medium (season 5) Quotes

Patricia Arquette as Allison Dubois

• (Patricia Arquette) "Ow."
• (Jake Weber) "Wow. You one of those people who can talk out of their ass?"
• (Patricia Arquette) "It's not funny."
• (Jake Weber) "It's kind of funny."

• (Patricia Arquette) "I just had a weird dream --"
• (Jake Weber) "Of course you did. It's a day ending in "Y"."

• (Patricia Arquette) "What? You told me to dream about anything other than Murcado. It's not my fault my brain picks Sin City."

• (Patricia Arquette) "How can you say that?"
• (Jake Weber) "I move my lips, I push out air. There's nothing to it."

• (Patricia Arquette) "It's 9:00. How am I supposed to know you're OK? How do I know you're not lying dead somewhere?"
• (Jake Weber) "If something had happened, somebody would've called. If I were dead, who are we kidding, you'd be the first to know."

• (Patricia Arquette) "Here's the weird thing"
• (Jake Weber) "You can't possibly say that with a straight face"

• (Unnamed) "I'll be damned if I know what my son sees in you."
• (Patricia Arquette) "It's okay. You already are damned."

• (Patricia Arquette) "A psychic with a bad memory. Go figure."

• (Patricia Arquette) "He looks pretty good, don't you think?"
• (Jake Weber) "For a functional alcoholic; absolutely. You know he's still out there drinking by himself?"
• (Patricia Arquette) "Wow, who died and appointed you the mayor of Funville?"

• (Patricia Arquette) "Psychic with a bad sense of time."
• (Jake Weber) "Do you remember where you live?"
• (Patricia Arquette) "Hmm, I'm seeing a house. I'm seeing a guy in his underwear. I'm seeing lots of dishes in the sink."
• (Jake Weber) "It's amazing how you do that."

Jake Weber as Joe Dubois

• (Jake Weber) "Ever since you made the decision not to go to law school, to go to work for the D.A. as a consultant, I don't know, you seem kinda --"
• (Patricia Arquette) "Bitchy? Cranky? Pissed off?"
• (Jake Weber) "You can read minds."

• (Jake Weber) "Call Maury Povich; tell him I'm ready for my close-up."

Sofia Vassilieva as Ariel Dubois

• (Sofia Vassilieva) "Oh, my goodness, here comes Sean."
• (Maria Lark) "Hey, maybe he's going to propose."

Maria Lark as Bridgette Dubois

• (Maria Lark) "Don't let her chop my head off."
• (Jake Weber) "Chop your head off?"
• (Jake Weber) "You bringing your work home with you again?"

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