Medium (season 1) Quotes

Medium (season 1) is a TV program that first aired in 2005 on NBC. Medium ended in 2005.

Medium (season 1) was on for 16 episodes.

The cast includes: Patricia Arquette as Allison Dubois, Jake Weber as Joe Dubois, Maria Lark as Bridgette Dubois, Arliss Howard as Captain Kenneth Push, and Sofia Vassilieva as Ariel Dubois.

Medium (season 1) Quotes

Patricia Arquette as Allison Dubois

• (Patricia Arquette) "I just had a weird dream --"
• (Jake Weber) "Of course you did. It's a day ending in "Y"."

• (Unnamed) "I'll be damned if I know what my son sees in you."
• (Patricia Arquette) "It's okay. You already are damned."

• (Patricia Arquette) "It's 9:00. How am I supposed to know you're OK? How do I know you're not lying dead somewhere?"
• (Jake Weber) "If something had happened, somebody would've called. If I were dead, who are we kidding, you'd be the first to know."

• (Patricia Arquette) "What? You told me to dream about anything other than Murcado. It's not my fault my brain picks Sin City."

• (Patricia Arquette) "He looks pretty good, don't you think?"
• (Jake Weber) "For a functional alcoholic; absolutely. You know he's still out there drinking by himself?"
• (Patricia Arquette) "Wow, who died and appointed you the mayor of Funville?"

• (Patricia Arquette) "A psychic with a bad memory. Go figure."

• (Patricia Arquette) "Psychic with a bad sense of time."
• (Jake Weber) "Do you remember where you live?"
• (Patricia Arquette) "Hmm, I'm seeing a house. I'm seeing a guy in his underwear. I'm seeing lots of dishes in the sink."
• (Jake Weber) "It's amazing how you do that."

• (Patricia Arquette) "Ow."
• (Jake Weber) "Wow. You one of those people who can talk out of their ass?"
• (Patricia Arquette) "It's not funny."
• (Jake Weber) "It's kind of funny."

• (Patricia Arquette) "Here's the weird thing"
• (Jake Weber) "You can't possibly say that with a straight face"

• (Patricia Arquette) "How can you say that?"
• (Jake Weber) "I move my lips, I push out air. There's nothing to it."

Arliss Howard as Captain Kenneth Push

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Sofia Vassilieva as Ariel Dubois

• (Sofia Vassilieva) "Oh, my goodness, here comes Sean."
• (Maria Lark) "Hey, maybe he's going to propose."

Maria Lark as Bridgette Dubois

• (Maria Lark) "Don't let her chop my head off."
• (Jake Weber) "Chop your head off?"
• (Jake Weber) "You bringing your work home with you again?"

Jake Weber as Joe Dubois

• (Jake Weber) "Call Maury Povich; tell him I'm ready for my close-up."

• (Jake Weber) "Aren't you going to get that?"
• (Patricia Arquette) "Why? It's one of the wicked stepsisters calling to say she's coming to the ball, but she wants me to stop and clean her fireplace."

• (Jake Weber) "Keys? I would think even to get a psychic learner's permit you'd have to be able to find a lost set of --"
• (Patricia Arquette) "Keys?"

• (Jake Weber) "Ever since you made the decision not to go to law school, to go to work for the D.A. as a consultant, I don't know, you seem kinda --"
• (Patricia Arquette) "Bitchy? Cranky? Pissed off?"
• (Jake Weber) "You can read minds."

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