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May (film) Quotes

May (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . May ended in 1970.

It features Marius Balchunas as producer, Jaye Barnes Luckett in charge of musical score, and Steve Yedlin as head of cinematography.

May (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of May (film) is 93 minutes long. May (film) is distributed by Lions Gate Entertainment.

The cast includes: Jeremy Sisto as Adam, Angela Bettis as May, Merle Kennedy as Mama, Anna Faris as Polly, Ken Davitian as Foreign Doctor, Nichole Hiltz as Ambrosia, Rachel David as Petey, and James Duval as Blank.

May (film) Quotes

Angela Bettis as May

  • (Angela Bettis) "What are you making, Petey?"
  • (Rachel David) "An ashtray."
  • (Angela Bettis) "You smoke?"
  • (Rachel David) "No."
  • (Angela Bettis) "Then why are you making an ashtray?"
  • (Rachel David) "You smoke."
  • (Angela Bettis) "Yes, I do."
  • (Rachel David) "Then you can have it when I'm done."
  • (Angela Bettis) "I told you to face the god**** wall."
  • (Angela Bettis) "So many pretty parts and no pretty wholes."
  • (Angela Bettis) "I need more parts."
  • (Angela Bettis) "I'll bet you're wondering what I'm making"
  • (Angela Bettis) ". Okay, I'll tell you"
  • (Angela Bettis) ". I saw someone today. A boy. You know how when you meet someone -- and you think you like them? And then, the more you talk to them, you see parts that you don't like. Like that guy on the bench. And sometimes, you end up not liking any parts at all. But this boy is different. I like every part of him. Especially his hands, they're beautiful"
  • (Angela Bettis) ". Don't be mad, you've been my friend my whole life. And you see me, you always have, but -- I need a real friend. Someone I can hold."
  • (Woman on Street) "Hey, you got any cold ones in there?"
  • (Angela Bettis) "Yes, I do."
  • (Angela Bettis) "You don't think I'm weird?"
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "I do think you're weird."
  • (Angela Bettis) "I knew that."
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "I like weird. I like weird a lot."
  • (Angela Bettis) "Okay. A couple of weeks ago, and old man comes in, and says his dog is dying. And he begs us to save it. A 90-pound black lad named Seymour. We take him in and run some tests, and find that he has a twisted bowel, and needs to be operated on immediately. So we shave Seymour's tummy, we cut him open, and take out a piece of intestine about--about the size of a hot dog. Everything went smooth, but -- when we went to sew Seymour back up, we realized we were out of the heavy sutures your supposed to use for large dogs. So the doctor decided that if we tripled up on cat sutures, that should do the trick. Well -- a few days go by, and the old man calls up hysterical. The sutures had burst while he was at work, and by the time he got home, Seymour was sprawled out on the back porch with his guts spread all over the concrete, and the fence was soaked in blood all around the yard. It was a mess"
  • (Angela Bettis) ". I had to sew that one back up"
  • (Angela Bettis) "."
  • (Angela Bettis) "So, are we like best friends now that you've seen what's in my freezer?"
  • (Angela Bettis) "You have really beautiful legs."
  • (Nichole Hiltz) "I thought you said they were gams."
  • (Angela Bettis) "Gams, stems, wheels -- whatever."

Anna Faris as Polly

  • (Anna Faris) "You're funny. You want to watch me file?"
  • (Anna Faris) "Shut up, hooker."
  • (Anna Faris) "Do you like p*****?"
  • (Angela Bettis) "What?"
  • (Anna Faris) "Cats. You like p***** cats?"
  • (Anna Faris) "Maybe we can hang out, eat some melons."

Jeremy Sisto as Adam

  • (Jeremy Sisto) "Whatcha readin' about?"
  • (Angela Bettis) "Amputation."
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "Is that for work?"
  • (Angela Bettis) "Nope. It's just for fun."

Ken Davitian as Foreign Doctor

  • (Ken Davitian) "Moy, I need a big scupel for German-a Shepherd surgery tomorrow."

Merle Kennedy as Mama

  • (Merle Kennedy) "I've always said, "If you can't find a friend, make one.""

James Duval as Blank

  • (James Duval) "Do you have any ice I can rub on my nipples?"

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