Maude's Dilemma Quotes

Maude's Dilemma is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Maude's Dilemma stopped airing in 1970.

Maude's Dilemma Quotes

• (Dr. Arthur Harmon) "Just between you and me Walter, I don't know why Maude wants to have the baby at all. At her age you know there are certain risks."
• (Walter Findlay) "Well don't underestimate the maternal instinct, Arthur. Besides, she might also be fighting the idea of abortion on moral grounds."
• (Dr. Arthur Harmon) "And you don't want to interfere?"
• (Walter Findlay) "I think I interfered enough already."

• (Walter Findlay) "Maude. I think it would be wrong to have a child at our age."
• (Maude Findlay) "Oh, so do I Walter."
• (Maude Findlay) "Oh, so do I."

• (Walter Findlay) "Sweetheart, would it disappoint you too much to learn that becoming a father was never one of my life's ambitions? I- I don't know why. For years I used to feel guilty about it. For years people told me I was nuts or too selfish. How can I not love kids? Well I do love kids, but they don't have to be mine. That's probably the worst confession I'll ever make. Do ya hate me?"

• (Maude Findlay) "Listen honey, would you like a pickle?"
• (Walter Findlay) "No, thanks."
• (Maude Findlay) "They probably go better with pregnancies than with vasectomies."

• (Carol Traynor) "Mother, you don't have to have the baby. I told you before there's no reason to feel guilty and there's certainly no reason to be afraid."
• (Carol Traynor) "You're like talking to a stone wall."
• (Maude Findlay) "A PREGNANT stone wall."

• (Walter Findlay) "Tell me something. What's it like after --"
• (Dr. Arthur Harmon) "After the snip, snip?"
• (Walter Findlay) "After the snip, snip."
• (Dr. Arthur Harmon) "Nothing, except you can't make babies. That's all."
• (Walter Findlay) "And that's it?"
• (Dr. Arthur Harmon) "That's it."
• (Walter Findlay) "I don't change into a Soprano, do I?"

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