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Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence Quotes

Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence ended its run in 1970.

It features Grainne Marmion as producer, Edward Shearmur in charge of musical score, and David Johnson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence is 88 minutes long. Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence is distributed by Channel Four Films (UK).

The cast includes: Monica Potter as Martha, Tom Hollander as Daniel, Rufus Sewell as Frank, Joseph Fiennes as Laurence, and Ray Winstone as Pedersen.

Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence Quotes

Rufus Sewell as Frank

  • (Rufus Sewell) "Everyone has sex on aeroplanes."
  • (Rufus Sewell) "There's nothing more boring than looking at paintings. Only reason anyone ever comes to an art gallery is to get laid."
  • (Rufus Sewell) "My perfect partner is me."
  • (Monica Potter) "You?"
  • (Rufus Sewell) "Yeah, me -- with breasts."
  • (Rufus Sewell) "This is what women feel like when they give birth."
  • (Tom Hollander) "Yeah, except my hand kind of hurts."
  • (Rufus Sewell) "I didn't know he wore khaki trousers."

Tom Hollander as Daniel

  • (Tom Hollander) "Really Frank, if you can't afford it stay at home. It really is embarrassing."
  • (Tom Hollander) "You are coming to London because it's 99 dollars?"
  • (Tom Hollander) "I have the home of a widely-read, widely-travelled, deeply interesting man with taste."
  • (Monica Potter) "And that's not you."
  • (Tom Hollander) "No."
  • (Monica Potter) "Not even the interesting bit?"

Joseph Fiennes as Laurence

  • (Joseph Fiennes) "Of course I wasn't alright. I'd just been knocked unconscious and now an American, who'd never driven a stick shift, was driving my car down the wrong side of the road."
  • (Joseph Fiennes) "In finding the right person you need someone with all the right similarities, yet all the right differences. Someone to read your mind instinctively, yet cover your weaknesses."

Ray Winstone as Pedersen

  • (Ray Winstone) "You didn't come to see me to make a decision. You came to me because you didn't like the decision you'd already made."

Monica Potter as Martha

  • (Monica Potter) "I've heard you British guys are all gentleman. You are British aren't you?"
  • (Tom Hollander) "English actually."
  • (Monica Potter) "I'm a little bit older than six. The only people interested in you are six year old girls."

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