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Manos: The Hands of Fate Quotes

Manos: The Hands of Fate is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Manos: The Hands of Fate stopped airing in 1970.

It features Harold P. Warren as producer, Russ Huddleston, and Robert Smith Jr. in charge of musical score, and Robert Guidry as head of cinematography.

Manos: The Hands of Fate is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Manos: The Hands of Fate is 70 minutes long. Manos: The Hands of Fate is distributed by Emerson Film Enterprises.

The cast includes: Tom Neyman as The Master, John Reynolds as Torgo, Diane Mahree as Margaret, and Harold P. Warren as Michael.

Manos: The Hands of Fate Quotes

Diane Mahree as Margaret

  • (Diane Mahree) ""Wants" me? What kind of talk is that?"
  • (Crow T. Robot) "Why, it's oily, sleazy talk."
  • (Diane Mahree) "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream --"
  • (Harold P. Warren) "Row, row, row your boat --"
  • (Tom Servo) "Come on, sing, sing, sing, damn it, sing."
  • (Crow T. Robot) "Row, row, row your boat --"
  • (Tom Servo) "That's it, sing, "Down the Stream," yes."
  • (Diane Mahree) "Why don't we sing a song to help pass the time?"
  • (Tom Servo) "Let's sing something from Pearl Jam."

Tom Neyman as The Master

  • (Tom Neyman) "Give ear to our words, O Manos, and hear us. Hear us. Hear us."
  • (Tom Servo) "Okay."
  • (Tom Neyman) "For we are faithful and thou art our god."
  • (Tom Servo) "The black and red Moses of soul."
  • (Tom Neyman) "Arise my wives --"
  • (Crow T. Robot) "And iron my work shirt."
  • (Tom Neyman) "You have failed and you must die."
  • (Joel) "You can't kill me, I quit."
  • (Tom Servo) "I'm -- going to have to ask for my last paycheck right now, Sir"
  • (Crow T. Robot) "What? What? Neh. Uh. N-n-n-n."

John Reynolds as Torgo

  • (Dr. Forrester) "Frank, where is our pizza? It's been two hours since you ordered."
  • (TV's Frank) "Well, I called Togo's Pizza. They were busy, so I ended up having to order from Torgo's Pizza."
  • (Dr. Forrester) "Come in."
  • (John Reynolds) "LaRgE SaUsAgE AnD MuShRoOm -- ThIn CrUsT?"
  • (TV's Frank) "That's us."
  • (John Reynolds) "ThE ToTaL Is $14.50, pLeaSe."
  • (Dr. Forrester) "Here."
  • (John Reynolds) "Do -- YoU HaVe AnYtHiNg SmAlLeR? I OnLy CaRrY TwEnTy DoLlArS In ChAnGe."
  • (Dr. Forrester) "That's all I have."
  • (TV's Frank) "I have a twenty."
  • (Dr. Forrester) "Well, why didn't you give him the twenty?"
  • (TV's Frank) "I was -- I was saving it, you know --"
  • (Dr. Forrester) "Would you please give him the twenty?"
  • (John Reynolds) "WeLl, ThAnK YoU. I'lL -- GeT YoUr -- ChAnGe."
  • (Dr. Forrester) "Oh, keep it."
  • (John Reynolds) "ThAnK YoU VeRy MuCh, SiR. LeT Me -- JuSt GeT YoUr CoMpLiMeNtArY CrAzY BrEaD."
  • (TV's Frank) "NO. No, no, no, that's okay. That's quite all right."
  • (TV's Frank) "Hey, what about our pop?"
  • (John Reynolds) "I LeFt It In ThE -- CaR. I'lL Be RiGhT BaCk."
  • (TV's Frank) "Oh."
  • (Dr. Forrester) "Until next time, Joel. Push the Button, Frank."
  • (TV's Frank) "Say, you know, it's been two hours, but it's still pretty warm."
  • (John Reynolds) "ThEy AlWaYs Do ThAt."

Harold P. Warren as Michael

  • (Harold P. Warren) "Listen, we can lock ourselves in the kitchen. I have my gun."
  • (Tom Servo) "What?"
  • (Tom Servo) "Honey, I'm brilliant. You could kiss me."

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