ManBearPig Quotes

ManBearPig is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . ManBearPig ended in 1970.

ManBearPig Quotes

• (Stan Marsh) "Stay away from us, asshole. I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you, because you don't have any friends. But now I see WHY you don't have any friends. You just used ManBearPig as a way to get attention for yourself because you're a LOSER."
• (Al Gore) "Yeah right. The man who singlehandedly killed ManBearPig is a loser."

• (Al Gore) "Excelsior."

• (Unnamed) "Is that a Pig -- bear -- man?"
• (Al Gore) "No stupid -- It's Manbearpig."

• (Al Gore) "Manbearpig is in there and we all have to kill him while we all have the chance, I'm cereal."
• (Unnamed) "Mr. Gore, please, we need you to calm down. Now, what exactly do you suggest we do?"
• (Al Gore) "I told you, we need to fill the cave with hot, molten lead, 'cause it's the only way to make sure Manbearpig never comes out. And I'm saying it and I'm totally cereal but everyone just keeps digging."
• (Unnamed) "Well, see, the problem is, if we fill the cave with hot, molten lead, it will kill those boys too."
• (Al Gore) "They're already dead, didn't you listen to me? They got attacked by Manbearpig and Manbearpig leaves no one alive, I'm super cereal. And nobody'll listen to me. I'm cereal."
• (Unnamed) "Do you want me to get the ex-vice president out of here?"
• (Policeman #2) "No, I feel kinda bad for him. I don't think he has any friends."

• (Eric Cartman) "All that treasure. It's all mine. So long as these greedy assholes don't find out about it. You would all just love to get your hands on my treasure wouldn't you? Even though I found it, you would love to think it's somehow yours too. God, I hate you guys."
• (Eric Cartman) "Especially you, you money-grubbing snake in the grass."
• (Eric Cartman) "Well I've got news for you Kyle. You're never going to get my treasure. I've got a little plan going: to get the treasure out of here without you ever knowing."
• (Kyle Broflovski) "C-Cartman?"
• (Eric Cartman) "Oh, hey Kyle. How's it going?"
• (Kyle Broflovski) "Dude, what are you doing?"
• (Eric Cartman) "Not much. You know, just hanging out."
• (Eric Cartman) "How you been, man? Good?"
• (Kyle Broflovski) "Dude, get away from me."
• (Eric Cartman) "Yeah, nice talking with you, Kyle. See you around."

• (Eric Cartman) "We have to get going."
• (Kyle Broflovski) "Yeah, we've got school"
• (Al Gore) "I can get you all excused from school."
• (Eric Cartman) "You -- got that kind of power?"

• (Kyle) "Hey -- Did Cartman just crap treasure?"

• (Al Gore) "I'm SUPER cereal."

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