Mame (film) Quotes

Mame (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Mame stopped airing in 1970.

It features James Cresson as producer, Jerry Herman in charge of musical score, and Philip H. Lathrop as head of cinematography.

Mame (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mame (film) is 132 minutes long. Mame (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Beatrice Arthur as Vera Charles, Patrick Labyorteaux as Peter, Lucille Ball as Mame, Jane Connell as Agnes, Audrey Christie as Mrs. Upson, and Beatrice Arthur as Vera.

Mame (film) Quotes

Lucille Ball as Mame

• (Lucille Ball) "Could you be persuaded to have a drink, dear?"
• (Beatrice Arthur) "Well, maybe just a TINY triple."

Patrick Labyorteaux as Peter

• (Patrick Labyorteaux) "You know what your problem is mom? You don't Live Live LIVE. Life is a Banquet and most sons of bitches are starving to death."

Beatrice Arthur as Vera Charles

• (Beatrice Arthur) "I'm thrilled by the style and wit of each jest that you make. It's bracing to me. Trade quips with my bosom buddy. You Woolcott, you Benchley, you snake."

• (Beatrice Arthur) "Oh my God. Somebody's been sleeping in my dress."

• (Beatrice Arthur) "I have an astronomical discovery for you. The man in the moon is a bitch."

Audrey Christie as Mrs. Upson

• (Audrey Christie) "Now we all know about these women things, don't we.Come down here and sit beside me."
• (Audrey Christie) "Now, what's your name dear?"
• (Jane Connell) "Gooch."
• (Audrey Christie) "And what does Mr. Gooch do?"
• (Jane Connell) "Oh, my father passed on."
• (Audrey Christie) "No no, I meant your husband."
• (Jane Connell) "I'm a bachelor girl. My baby is going to be a little bas --"

• (Audrey Christie) "Mame, you'll never believe this, but this part of the house used to be an old slave kitchen"
• (Audrey Christie) "Oh there you are Bertha. Bertha, this is Mame Dennis. Bertha is one in a million. We don't know what we'd do without her, do we Claude? She's so nice -- most of them are getting so snotty these days."

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