Malcolm (film) Quotes

Malcolm (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Malcolm stopped airing in 1970.

It features David Parker (director) as producer, Paul Coppens in charge of musical score, and David Parker (director) as head of cinematography.

Malcolm (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of Malcolm (film) is 90 minutes long. Malcolm (film) is distributed by Hoyts (Australia).

Malcolm (film) Quotes

• (Malcolm Hughes) "Hands up you arseholes. Nobody move."

• (Tramways supervisor) "I employee a bloke like you out of the goodness of my heart and what do I get? Some looney who uses the departments time, money and spare parts to build his own model tram for Christ's sake."

• (Judith) "What in God's name got into you?"
• (Frank Baker) "He did it himself."
• (Judith) "Crap Frank. You're a bloody liar."

• (Mrs. T) "Malcolm, I know you don't understand but I can't give you anymore milk, or bread or newspapers. You haven't paid me for three weeks. You've got no job and you're not trying to get another one. If your mother was alive she'd be horrified. Spending your money on these toys."

• (Tramways supervisor) "You'd better get them separated."

• (Frank Baker) "I can run faster than this. Open her up."
• (Malcolm Hughes) "What Frank?"
• (Frank Baker) "Faster. Faster."
• (Malcolm Hughes) "This is as fast as it will go."
• (Frank Baker) "s***."
• (Malcolm Hughes) "Open the glove box."
• (Frank Baker) "Just drive this s*** heap will you."
• (Malcolm Hughes) "Open the glove box."
• (Frank Baker) "All right."

• (Malcolm Hughes) "Are those boxes?"
• (Frank Baker) "Nah, they're pineapples."

• (Malcolm Hughes) "Get back or I'll shoot."

• (Judith) "You've blown it Frank."

• (Malcolm Hughes) "How do you get the money?"

• (TV Announcer) "One is registered LDW, the other O73. Police describe the drivers as being in their early thirties."

• (Mrs. T) "If only he'd put his mind to something. Use that brain of his for better things than those toys."
• (Judith) "He's actually pretty smart."

• (Malcolm Hughes) "It's a getaway car."
• (Frank Baker) "What?"
• (Malcolm Hughes) "Like on T.V."

• (Malcolm Hughes) "One: Do you have any references?"
• (Frank Baker) "References?"
• (Malcolm Hughes) "Two: Are you a neat and tidy person who makes his, stroke, her own bed and washes the dishes?"
• (Frank Baker) "Hey?"
• (Malcolm Hughes) "Three: Are you a good cook?"
• (Frank Baker) "Listen, I just want a room."

• (Frank Baker) "This is a convertible."
• (Judith) "Oh yeah?"

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