Maid in Manhattan Quotes

Maid in Manhattan is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Maid in Manhattan completed its run in 1970.

It features Elaine Goldsmith-Thomas as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Karl Walter Lindenlaub as head of cinematography.

Maid in Manhattan is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Maid in Manhattan is 105 minutes long. Maid in Manhattan is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Bob Hoskins as Lionel, Stanley Tucci as Jerry Siegel, Tyler Posey as Ty, Ralph Fiennes as Christopher, Jennifer Lopez as Marisa, Natasha Richardson as Caroline, Amy Sedaris as Rachel Hoffberg, Ralph Fiennes as Chris, Lou Ferguson as Keef Townsend, Frances Conroy as Paula Burns, Marissa Matrone as Stephanie Kehoe, Maid, Priscilla Lopez as Veronica Ventura, and Sharon Wilkins as Clarice.

Maid in Manhattan Quotes

Stanley Tucci as Jerry Siegel

• (Stanley Tucci) "What press are you affiliated with?"
• (Tyler Posey) "I'm 10."
• (Stanley Tucci) "What about your parents, are they Democrat or Republican?"
• (Tyler Posey) "What's the difference these days?"
• (Ralph Fiennes) "I love this kid."
• (Stanley Tucci) "Well, what's not to love."

• (Stanley Tucci) "Who the hell is she?"
• (Ralph Fiennes) "I'll tell you who she isn't. She isn't like anyone I've ever met before. And she isn't a phony. I'll make you a deal, wonder man. You want me at the benefit tomorrow night? Then get her to go, and I swear to God, I'll shake any part of Maddox's body you want me to. Deal?"
• (Stanley Tucci) "Deal. All right. Sure. Okay."

Jennifer Lopez as Marisa

• (Jennifer Lopez) "Monday? I'm busy, sorry."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "You're busy you can't? What? Can you change it?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "It's complicated. Which reminds me, I gotta get out of here. Come on, Ty. We gotta go."

• (Jennifer Lopez) "Anything good on?"
• (Lou Ferguson) "He opened the door for the paper. The wife just pushed him out."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Ooh, that nasty butt first thing in the morning, I'd kick him out too."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Oh, my God. Wait a minute. He's one of mine, the lactose intolerant."
• (Lou Ferguson) "I like how you name the people. What do you call me behind my back, I wonder?"

• (Jennifer Lopez) "There was a part of me that wanted to know what it felt like, to have someone like you look at me the way you did just once. And I'm sorry. Truly. If I could rewind the past week, I would."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Was any of it real?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Yeah, it was real. It was so real I wondered how I was ever gunna give you up. But I had to give you up. That was the plan. And then, last night, I couldn't."

• (Jennifer Lopez) "Look, you have to listen to me, I know you're used to getting your way."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Yeah, until I met you."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "There's millions of women who are just dying for you to look their way."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Yeah? Then why are you making me work so hard?"

• (Jennifer Lopez) "Hey, look at me."
• (Tyler Posey) "What?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "You got something on your face there."
• (Tyler Posey) "Where?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Ooh, right there."
• (Tyler Posey) "Ma. Mom. Mom, no. Stop."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "There it is. I got it."

• (Jennifer Lopez) "Come on. Get your coat. We gotta go. You have everything?"
• (Tyler Posey) "Yeah."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Hurry up, sweetie. We're late. Ty. Today papí. You're killing me, Ty. Right now you're killing mommy."

• (Jennifer Lopez) "What are you doing?"
• (Marissa Matrone) "Ooh -- Dolce, nice."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "No, no, no, come on, out of there."
• (Marissa Matrone) "I'm just taking a little peek. They're going back anyway."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Oh -- You know you're gonna get us in trouble."
• (Marissa Matrone) "Hello, ladies."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Leave that stuff alone. Come on. You know, you're supposed to be helping me out in here."
• (Marissa Matrone) "Oh, feel this material. I mean, it's like butter. Huh?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Oh, my God. This stuff is five thousand dollars."
• (Marissa Matrone) "For one white outfit? How do you keep it clean?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Scotchguard."
• (Marissa Matrone) "Oh, yeah. They're a six, you're a six."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "What are you doing? What are you doing?"
• (Marissa Matrone) "And shoes too. Shoes. Size nine. Perfect."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "I'm a seven and a half."
• (Marissa Matrone) "Which means you're an eight. Just put on some gym socks, you're good to go."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "That's it. Put this stuff back. What are you doing?"
• (Marissa Matrone) "Not until you try it on."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "I can't try on her clothes."
• (Marissa Matrone) "They're not hers. They're not Dolce's. Technically, they've been abandoned. Oh, let's not let them hear us."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Who, the clothes?"
• (Marissa Matrone) "Marisa Ave Maria Ventura -- When are you and I ever get to try on a five thousand dollar anything? Come on, feel how the other half feels, huh?"

• (Jennifer Lopez) "The first time you saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor. Only you didn't see me."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "What was I supposed to do, introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?"

• (Jennifer Lopez) "What?"
• (Priscilla Lopez) "I'm not saying a word."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Can you not say a word somewhere else?"

• (Jennifer Lopez) "I mean, I don't know what I'm doing here, Steph. What am I doing? This is all a lie."
• (Marissa Matrone) "No, honey. It's more like a dream, you know? And for one night, you're living it for all of us. Don't think about tomorrow. Don't think about anything but tonight. Tonight, the maid is a lie. And this, this is who you really are."

• (Jennifer Lopez) "Marisa Ventura. Housekeeping."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Chris Marshall. Candidate for Senate. I'd appreciate your vote."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "We'll see."

• (Jennifer Lopez) "I let him think I'm staying in the suite, not cleaning it. I'm the maid, Ty."
• (Tyler Posey) "Ma, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think he's after your money."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "I can't believe you just said that."

• (Jennifer Lopez) "Do you understand this could be bad?"
• (Marissa Matrone) "Don't be such a Catholic. Please?"

• (Jennifer Lopez) "He's not part of our lives, but we wish him luck with his."

• (Jennifer Lopez) "Can you keep a secret?"
• (Natasha Richardson) "Yes of course."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Good. So can I."

Bob Hoskins as Lionel

• (Bob Hoskins) "To serve people takes dignity and intelligence. But remember, they are only people with money. And although we serve them, we are not their servants. What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling."

Ralph Fiennes as Christopher

• (Ralph Fiennes) "She's about five-six, dark hair, really beautiful, has a kid named Ty. What the hell happened?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "I'm sorry, Sir."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Don't be sorry. Just find her."
• (Natasha Richardson) "Oh, Chris, I loved your quote in "The Times"."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Please."

• (Ralph Fiennes) ""Sentimental favorite and playboy politico, Assemblyman Chris Marshall" -- guess you missed a few words there, Jer."

• (Ralph Fiennes) "He's friendly. His name's Rufas. So what are you listening to?"
• (Tyler Posey) ""The Best Of Bread"."
• (Ralph Fiennes) ""Best Of Bread"? Interesting. What's your name?"
• (Tyler Posey) "Ty."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Nice to meet you, Ty."

• (Ralph Fiennes) "Let's go see the penguins."

• (Ralph Fiennes) "Look, can we start over? Second chance, second date? You as you, me as me. No secrets. What do you think?"

• (Ralph Fiennes) "Where are you going?"
• (Stanley Tucci) "That depends. Where are you going?"
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Bathroom. Alone."
• (Stanley Tucci) "Yeah. Fine. Go. Great. Yeah. Sure."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Thank you."
• (Stanley Tucci) "Call me if you need anything."

• (Ralph Fiennes) "How long are you in town for?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "I'm not sure."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "You always stay at the Beresford?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Sometimes I feel like I live there."

• (Ralph Fiennes) "I'm Chris."
• (Stanley Tucci) "I'm bald and no one in particular."
• (Tyler Posey) "I know who you are."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Yeah? What do you know?"
• (Tyler Posey) "I know that you're the state assemblyman. I know that you're thinking of running for Senator. I know your voting record and your consistent stand on environmental causes."

• (Ralph Fiennes) "Do I look as stupid as you think I am?"
• (Stanley Tucci) "No. No, I mean, you're not stupid. What, what are you talking about?"

Marissa Matrone as Stephanie Kehoe, Maid

• (Marissa Matrone) "You know what I just heard? Christina? History after the first."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Christina, kitchen? Or Christina, assistant manager?"
• (Marissa Matrone) "Assistant manager. And you know what that means?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Yeah, it means somebody else is gonna be bustin' my ass on the second."

• (Marissa Matrone) "Hi, honey."
• (Marissa Matrone) "It's Ty. What are you doing up here?"
• (Tyler Posey) "Where's Mom?"
• (Marissa Matrone) "It's for you, ma'am."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "What are you talking about? Ty, don't you?"
• (Tyler Posey) "Hey, Ma, this is Chris. He's got a giant, grey dog named Rufas. And if you say okay, I'm gonna walk with him, okay?"
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Hello."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Hi."
• (Tyler Posey) "Let's not forget. I'm a kid and I need fresh air. Please, can I go, Mom? Please? Please?"
• (Ralph Fiennes) "I'm Chris Marshall."
• (Marissa Matrone) "Caroline -- you want your coat?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "What?"
• (Marissa Matrone) "The weather can be so tricky here. Weren't you just saying, what a beautiful day it was?"
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Oh, you're going out?"
• (Marissa Matrone) "Weren't you saying how you wanted to stretch your legs?"
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Well, if your husband wouldn't mind --"
• (Tyler Posey) "She doesn't have a husband."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "I don't have a husband."
• (Ralph Fiennes) "Well, I insist, then. Come with us, if you're free."
• (Tyler Posey) "Yeah. Come on, Mom."

Natasha Richardson as Caroline

• (Natasha Richardson) "You are so good. Thank God. You should be a personal assistant."
• (Amy Sedaris) "She's a maid."
• (Natasha Richardson) "So are they, with better titles."

• (Natasha Richardson) "Oh, that needs pressing."

• (Natasha Richardson) "This would never happen at the Four Seasons."

• (Natasha Richardson) "What do you think? Dolce coat, Gucci pants or Ralph Lauren skirt, Manolo pumps?"
• (Amy Sedaris) "Ooh, they're both divine. Let's see. How about the pants, open sandals, see-through blouse, colored-bra and I'd carry the Dolce coat for effect."
• (Natasha Richardson) "Maria?"
• (Amy Sedaris) "She barely speaks English."
• (Amy Sedaris) "What?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Excuse me?"
• (Natasha Richardson) "Maria, what do you think?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "What about the beaded skirt with that beige crocheted halter you have hanging in the closet? You know, casual sexy. No stockings. Definately eighty six the coat. It sends the wrong message. Looks like you're going someplace."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Besides, that whole see-through blouse, colored-bra thing -- reads a little, you know, desperate, older gal, trying to hard. Don't you think? Yeah, you want to make him work for it."
• (Amy Sedaris) "Who does she think she is, to talk to me like that?"
• (Natasha Richardson) "Thank you, Maria. I have two words for you Rachel Hoffberh: Eric who?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Excuse me. Sorry."

Frances Conroy as Paula Burns

• (Frances Conroy) "Friday morning, people. Lot's to do. Heads up."

• (Frances Conroy) "Onto new business. Mr. Radcliff is checking out of seven oh nine. Mr. Greenwald is checking in. He's back on the wagon, so let's clear out the minibar. Kanga CFO, Mr. Fukimoro is checking into eight fourteen. Stock Evian, shampoo the rugs and extra slippers for his guests. Marisa heads up on the Madison Suite."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Housekeeping."
• (Frances Conroy) "Mrs. Sage is arriving with the children, preferably after Mr. Sage's girlfriend departs."
• (Unnamed) "You son of a bitch."
• (Frances Conroy) "Let's make sure it's a smooth transition. The Guedj sisters are back. Let's track them on surveillance, but do keep an eye on all bathrobes, cutlery and light fixtures. Sotheby's director, Caroline Lane has switched from the Four Seasons. She requested a park view and favors purple orchids and lavender scenes. Assemblyman Chris Marshall arrives today. He's gearing up his campaign, so his suite will be doubling as a conference centre, with the liquor and coffee bars turning over every four hours. And he's bringing his large dog, so we'll need proper accouterments. And finally, Mr. Newman is back in the Sherman Suite. Careful, ladies, he's a Full Monty."
• (Full Monty) "Oh -- I had no idea anyone was here."
• (Marissa Matrone) "Don't worry about it, Mr. Monty. It's no big deal. And I do mean --"
• (Marissa Matrone) "-- No big deal."

• (Frances Conroy) "A Beresford maid is expedient. A Beresford maid is thorough. A Beresford maid serves with a smile. And above all, a Beresford maid strives to be invisible."
• (Sharon Wilkins) "Maybe we can disappear one day all together?"

Tyler Posey as Ty

• (Tyler Posey) "Why'd they break up?"
• (Jennifer Lopez) "Who?"
• (Tyler Posey) "Simon and Garfunkel."
• (Jennifer Lopez) "You got me. You can Google it at school."

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