Magic Mike Quotes

Magic Mike is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Magic Mike ended its run in 1970.

It features Nick Wechsler (producer) as producer, and Steven Soderbergh as head of cinematography.

Magic Mike is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Magic Mike is 110 minutes long. Magic Mike is distributed by Warner Bros. (US).

The cast includes: Matthew McConaughey as Dallas, Alex Pettyfer as The Kid, and Olivia Munn as Joanna.

Magic Mike Quotes

Matthew McConaughey as Dallas

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Fact is, the law says you cannot touch."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight --"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "You are the husband they never had. You are that dreamboat guy that never came along."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "He's young, good looking --"
• (Mike Martingano) "He can't dance for sure."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "He can't dance for s***, but that is teachable."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only -- Magic Mike."

Alex Pettyfer as The Kid

• (Alex Pettyfer) "Are you hitting on my sister?"

• (Alex Pettyfer) "You're a f***ing stripper?"

Olivia Munn as Joanna

• (Olivia Munn) "I don't normally like blondes, I know, but she's really cute."
• (Mike Martingano) "Yeah, but she's not going to be like you know, our type. You know what I'm saying?"
• (Olivia Munn) "So, you're not into her?"
• (Mike Martingano) "No,no, that's not what I'm saying, she's like, she's a little uptight."
• (Olivia Munn) "OK, well we're f***ing her, not taking her to dinner."
• (Mike Martingano) "That's not going to happen. She's a dinner type is what I'm trying to say, if you get me."
• (Olivia Munn) "Oh, OK, um, if you decide you want to share -- If you change your mind and put some effort into it, you know my number. And besides you know how much I love to eat."

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