Mafia! Quotes

Mafia! is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Mafia! ended its run in 1970.

It features Peter Abrams (producer) as producer, John Frizzel in charge of musical score, and Pierre Letarte as head of cinematography.

Mafia! is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mafia! is 84 minutes long. Mafia! is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Jay Mohr as Anthony Cortino, Christina Applegate as Diane, Pamela Gidley as Pepper Gianini, Joe Viterelli as Dominick Clamato, and Lloyd Bridges as Vincenzo Cortino.

Mafia! Quotes

Christina Applegate as Diane

• (Christina Applegate) "I'm always going to be That Protestant Chick Who Never Killed Anybody."

• (Christina Applegate) "Ooh, Italian food."

Jay Mohr as Anthony Cortino

• (Jay Mohr) "Gianini -- any Sicilian in you?"
• (Pamela Gidley) "Not since last night."

• (Jay Mohr) "How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely. But my own brother?"

• (Jay Mohr) "Criminals are people, too."

• (Jay Mohr) "I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas."

• (Jay Mohr) "If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?"

• (Jay Mohr) "You lost a lot of blood but we found most of it."

• (Jay Mohr) "El Niño."

• (Jay Mohr) "Some would argue that the Mafia is a bad thing, that it uses its power to undermine law and order, to promote the very lowest forms of human behavior. Of course, that's all true, but in the end, maybe it's worth it."

• (Jay Mohr) "I got you a souvenir."
• (Joe Viterelli) "Oh, wow. A North Korean."

• (Jay Mohr) "Diane, would you excuse us?"
• (Christina Applegate) "Oh, yeah, sure. If you need me, I'll be up on the bidet."

Lloyd Bridges as Vincenzo Cortino

• (Lloyd Bridges) "Marriage is like a piece of cheese."

Pamela Gidley as Pepper Gianini

• (Pamela Gidley) "All right all right. But we didn't actually SLEEP."

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