Madea Goes to Jail Quotes

Madea Goes to Jail is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Madea Goes to Jail completed its run in 1970.

It features Tyler Perry as producer, Aaron Zigman in charge of musical score, and Alexander Gruszynski as head of cinematography.

Madea Goes to Jail is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Madea Goes to Jail is 103 minutes long. Madea Goes to Jail is distributed by Lions Gate Entertainment.

The cast includes: Tyler Perry as Madea, Tyler Perry as Nate, and Viola Davis as Ella.

Madea Goes to Jail Quotes

Tyler Perry as Madea

• (Unnamed) "Hey Katie, I mean hello Mama."
• (Unnamed) "Mama? What've you been doing to my daughter?"
• (Tyler Perry) "I've been tearing that ass up. You know, I don't know what's wrong with folks, ain't anything wrong with these kids, they just need some love and support and discipline. I see people taking in foster kids just to get money off of them, you need to watch how you treat these kids. I don't know who I'm talking to, but there's a lady in this section somewhere, watch how you treat them."

• (Tyler Perry) "Okay Toni, this is your problem -- Madea told Toni to go upstairs -- 13 stairs -- and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. Toni said she aint doin' it, set back on the couch, folded 2 of her arms and rolled 2 of her eyes. Madea grabbed Toni by 2 of her ankles, dragged her upstairs, hitting her head on every step. How many bruises will little Toni have by the time she gets to the emergency room at Grady Hospital?"

• (Tyler Perry) "I'm gonna set you back a few years, I used to play this game with Cora, more parents need to play this game with their kids. Young kids acting the hell out of control --"
• (Tyler Perry) "We're gonna play a game called 'tear that ass up.'"

• (Unnamed) "Where is my meal?"
• (Tyler Perry) "I know you can't read but that sign say "Do not feed the monkeys"."

• (Tyler Perry) "Who I am is conflicting with this dress I have on."

• (Tyler Perry) "Ella come on. Where' you at?"
• (Viola Davis) "Right now?"
• (Tyler Perry) "Ride or die, fool. Ride or die."
• (Tyler Perry) "Ella."
• (Tyler Perry) "Is she up in the closet?"

• (Tyler Perry) "I knew a woman who was married to a man for 38 years, she cheated on him for 42 years, and he died thinking he was the only one."

• (Tyler Perry) "If you don't back the hell up off me, I'ma beat you like the dude you look like."

• (Tyler Perry) "I told your mama to let you ride the little bus, she said 'he don't belong on the little bus' I said 'well tell him its a SUV, he needs to be on the little bus'. I went over there one day and he came to the door wearing a helmet, a diaper, cowboy boots, eating Cap'n Crunch out of a bowl with no milk."
• (Viola Davis) "How old was he?"
• (Tyler Perry) "28."

• (Unnamed) "You know some people just take foster children in to get money from the state."
• (Tyler Perry) "They pay you?"
• (Unnamed) "Mm-hmm."
• (Tyler Perry) "No, no, the only thing that money would be good for is bail."

• (Tyler Perry) "You sittin' here looking like 412 pounds -- of a clogged artery."

• (Tyler Perry) "Sonny, ain't nobody but your wife and Nate were in this house when the baby was hurt, cut his head and almost drowned in the tub, put it together."

• (Unnamed) "Katie, you know Toni, that daughter of ours, she's been filling out really nice, and she only lives 2 blocks from me."
• (Tyler Perry) "Not anymore, she done moved."

• (Tyler Perry) "Where's the baby?"
• (Unnamed) "In the tub, it's empty -- now let's go back to bed."
• (Tyler Perry) "Vanessa."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Tyler Perry) "I hear water running."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh my God. Somebody call 911."

• (Tyler Perry) "Judges got a real attitude with me, they took me to the judge and he said "I'm sick of seeing you", I said "I'm sick of seeing you too". He said "Don't be getting smart with me", I said "I've been smart, I'm just getting here". He said "Say one more thing", I said "Go to hell", he said "Go to jail"."

Viola Davis as Ella

• (Viola Davis) "Is Madea here?"
• (Unnamed) "No she's not, why don't you come back tomorrow?"
• (Viola Davis) "I'll wait for her."
• (Unnamed) "I said she's not here, Miss Ella."
• (Viola Davis) "And I said I'll wait."

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