Made (2001 film) Quotes

Made (2001 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Made ended in 1970.

It features Jon Favreau as producer, John O'Brien (musician) in charge of musical score, and Christopher Doyle as head of cinematography.

Made (2001 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Made (2001 film) is 94 minutes long. Made (2001 film) is distributed by Artisan Entertainment.

The cast includes: Vince Vaughn as Ricky Slade, Makenzie Vega as Chloe, Jon Favreau as Bobby, Peter Falk as Max, P. Diddy as Ruiz, and Faizon Love as Horrace.

Made (2001 film) Quotes

Vince Vaughn as Ricky Slade

• (Vince Vaughn) "f***ing embarrassing; gotta ride around town on a motorcycle with a guy who doesnt have a f***ing shirt on."
• (Jon Favreau) "Suck it up."

• (Vince Vaughn) "We're gonna take a break from you Jimmy."
• (Jon Favreau) "Could you not do that?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "Do what?"
• (Jon Favreau) "I don't want him to think that you're blowing me back here."

• (Vince Vaughn) "We don't wanna talk, we wanna scream at people, but we don't wanna listen or problem solve and that's what's frustrating about the f***ing dynamic of the group"

• (Vince Vaughn) "You must be the 'Red Dragon'."

• (Vince Vaughn) "A lot going on. But there always is, isn't there? A lot going on."

• (Vince Vaughn) "Here's scenario B for you Bob, see how you feel about this one. Now I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but I think I'm starting to get under Ruiz's skin as well, OK? It all started with the whole Red Dragon, or the Welsh guy, whatever, they can play it down all they want but you know 200 grand's a lot of f***ing money. It's a f***ing lot of money. OK? 200 grand is definitely a lot of f***ing money. And now I've got Ruiz calling me f***ing Fruit-Pie the f***ing magician. Tellin' me that I can't f***ing call my main man Max, who f***ing sent me out on the f***ing operation? And what about the Welsh guy? He's f***ing scat all over, they f***ing disappear and talk. And you haven't noticed this either but when he's not f***ing looking at me or you're f***ing doing whatever, I've got f***ing Jimmy in the mirror with his s*** too. It's f***ing coming at me from here, I don't know where it is. It might be coming this way, it might be coming that way, but the f***ing s***'s coming and I'm not gonna be late for the f***ing dance man, I'm not gonna be f***ing late for the dance on this one."
• (Jon Favreau) "You're not getting a gun."

• (Vince Vaughn) "What are you an odds maker? You're going to work everyone through this thing here? Let me tell you something, f***o, if that motherf***er right there don't take that knife away from my friend's neck, I'll use all six shots to make sure you're dead. Now do you believe it? Do you f***ing believe it?"

• (Vince Vaughn) "There's a nice way to do that."

• (Vince Vaughn) "We need guns."
• (Jon Favreau) "We don't need guns."
• (Vince Vaughn) "I'm telling you man, I'm pretty sure we need guns."
• (Jon Favreau) "I listened to them and they specifically said we don't need guns."
• (Vince Vaughn) "That's all the more reason why you do need a gun."
• (Jon Favreau) "You couldn't even get a gun."
• (Vince Vaughn) "You wanna bet, you wanna bet me if I could get a gun?"
• (Jon Favreau) "You couldn't get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel posse."
• (Vince Vaughn) "That's because that f***in' girl had issues with the bathtub and the other thing. Now float me a hundred bucks."
• (Jon Favreau) "For what?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "You wanna see how fast I can get a gun?"
• (Jon Favreau) "What happened to your money?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "I have it, I have some stuff left."
• (Jon Favreau) "How much?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "I've got like 80."
• (Jon Favreau) "$80."
• (Vince Vaughn) "80 plus five, I've got five in the room, $85."
• (Jon Favreau) "$85, what happened to the 1500?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "Well you could have picked up a f***in' tab once in a while."
• (Jon Favreau) "I picked up half the f***in' tab."

• (Vince Vaughn) "How about me coach? Did I always have heart?"

• (Vince Vaughn) "Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden tax? Does that fall under complementary up front service as well or is that something you pay for?"
• (Flight Attendent) "Oh no, no, they're complementary. Would you care for another one?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "They're complementary?"
• (Flight Attendent) "Yes."
• (Vince Vaughn) "You bet your ass I would."

• (Vince Vaughn) "I'm a tall drink of water, I gotta stretch my s*** out."

• (Thug) "His gun is a f***ing starter pistol. I can see the red plug in your f***ing barrel."
• (Vince Vaughn) "Listen to me, I intentionally make this gun look that way because I am smart."

• (Vince Vaughn) "Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later."

• (Vince Vaughn) "Did you just let SCREECH in the f***ing club?"

• (Vince Vaughn) "And I hope you know frogs aren't purple, you ever seen a purple frog?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "Oh yeah? When? When you where asleep?"

• (Vince Vaughn) "Takin' a time out from you, Jimbo."
• (Jon Favreau) "That's not cool."
• (Vince Vaughn) "I don't want him f***in' looking at me all the time."
• (Jon Favreau) "I don't want him to think your f***in' blowing me."
• (Vince Vaughn) "You're so f***ing wierd."

• (Vince Vaughn) "Yeah, that's my per diem, and who do I give it to?"

• (Vince Vaughn) "I don't know why we don't get a drink, sittin' inside this place."
• (Jon Favreau) "Chloe wanted to come here."
• (Vince Vaughn) "She doesn't know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bordner's. She could play the trivia game that she likes or the little racing game thing she does."
• (Jon Favreau) "She's a little girl, little girls don't like going to bars."
• (Vince Vaughn) "We had fun. We went to bars when we were kids. Met all the different people. Right? Remember Slimmy?"
• (Salesperson) "Excuse me sir, there's no smoking in here."
• (Vince Vaughn) "Why, you serving food?"
• (Salesperson) "No, it's store policy. And you can't sit at a station without purchasing a ceramic."
• (Vince Vaughn) "You believe this s***. I can't sit at a station without purchasing a ceramic. Well, why don't you bring me a ashtray then. Can I color me that, a ceramic ashtray?"

• (Vince Vaughn) "Well, that's one way to deal with people --"

• (Vince Vaughn) "You got an ash tray? How about an ash tray? Can I color me that?"

• (Vince Vaughn) "Be right up sweetie."
• (Jon Favreau) "Isn't that the wife from the house?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "You know how I do."

• (Vince Vaughn) "You wanna bet me that I can't get a gun?"
• (Jon Favreau) "You couldn't even get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel posse at the club last night."

• (Vince Vaughn) "Excuse me, what, you don't have to hit me. Excuse me."
• (Bernardo) "What?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "I'm sweeping, you don't have to hit me with your whip. What do you have a horse outside, don't hit me with the whip please."

• (Vince Vaughn) "OK, Bob, you knocked the Jew's tooth out, right? That's gonna cost Max 8 grand, maybe more than 8 grand. You probably lost him his whole line of clientele too. Plus, you've been f***ing up Jess' dancing. Now I think he knows I sold the f***ing carpet van, he's been giving me looks and s*** which leads to that, OK? Now he can't kill us in Los Angeles cause there's a lot of questions there right? But all of a sudden he flies us out to New York City to do a drop? We don't know what the f*** the drop is, OK? But if we disappeared out here, there's no f***ing questions involved in that. There's no questions if we disappear. LA, questions, drop out here, not a lot of questions."
• (Jon Favreau) "How do you come up with this s***?"

Jon Favreau as Bobby

• (Jon Favreau) "Asshole-ay."
• (Vince Vaughn) "Did you hear that? What do ya think of that? Huh?"

• (Bernardo) "What is your name?"
• (Jon Favreau) "Er, Bobby Ricigliano."
• (Bernardo) "Christ is everyone in this god damned house named Bobby Ricigliano?"

Faizon Love as Horrace

• (Faizon Love) "Martel's and coke. One ice cube. In a snifter this time."
• (Bartender) "Snifters are for warm drinks."
• (Faizon Love) "Yeah, snifters are for cognac."
• (Bartender) "When served warm."
• (Faizon Love) "What's the matter? You ain't got no snifters in this motherf***er?"
• (Bartender) "We have snifters?"
• (Faizon Love) "Then put my Martel's in a snifter."
• (Faizon Love) "Like I'm gonna break her god**** snifter."

Peter Falk as Max

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Makenzie Vega as Chloe

• (Makenzie Vega) "Isn't it fun?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "Isn't what fun?"
• (Makenzie Vega) "Isn't it fun?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "What? Isn't WHAT fun?"
• (Makenzie Vega) "Painting. Isn't it fun?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "Oh yeah -- I love it."

P. Diddy as Ruiz

• (P. Diddy) "And who the f*** told you Red Dragon?"
• (P. Diddy) "You fat motherf***er."

• (P. Diddy) "Don't "easy Ruiz" me, you turned an Easter egg hunt into a butt-f***-a-thon."

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