Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Quotes

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa completed its run in 1970.

It features Mireille Soria as producer, and Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa is 89 minutes long. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa is distributed by Paramount Picturesref 1 and 1.

The cast includes: Sacha Baron Cohen as Julien, Christopher Knights as Private, David Schwimmer as Melman, will.i.am as Moto Moto, Jada Pinkett Smith as Gloria, Ben Stiller as Alex, Elisa Gabrielli as Nana, Tom McGrath as Skipper, Chris Miller as Kowalski, Conrad Vernon as Mason, Cedric the Entertainer as Maurice, Bernie Mac as Zuba, and Alec Baldwin as Makunga.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Quotes

Jada Pinkett Smith as Gloria

• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "Julian, stop this. This is crazy."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Oh, suddenly throwing a giraffe into a volcano to make water, is crazy."

• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "Any water?"
• (will.i.am) "No, just more diamonds and gold."

• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "So you must be Moto Moto."
• (will.i.am) "The name so nice when you say it twice"
• (will.i.am) "."

• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "What is this place?"
• (David Schwimmer) "San Diego. This time, I'm 40% sure."

• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "Is this place great or what?"
• (Ben Stiller) "I'd go with "or what"."

• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?"

will.i.am as Moto Moto

• (will.i.am) "Well, I promise the answer will always be 'yes,' unless 'no' is required."

Elisa Gabrielli as Nana

• (Elisa Gabrielli) "I'm not gonna stay out in the open and get attacked by more animals. I'm too old to die."

Chris Miller as Kowalski

• (Chris Miller) "Skipper, look."
• (Tom McGrath) "Analysis"
• (Chris Miller) "It looks like a small incandescent bulb, designed to indicate something out of the ordinary, like a malfunction."
• (Tom McGrath) "I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic."
• (Chris Miller) "That too, sir."
• (Tom McGrath) "Right. Rico, maunal."
• (Tom McGrath) "Problemo solved."
• (Chris Miller) "Sir, we may be out of fuel."
• (Tom McGrath) "What makes you think that?"
• (Chris Miller) "We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire."
• (Tom McGrath) "Buckle up, boys. Don't look, doll, this might get hairy."
• (Tom McGrath) "This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing immediately."
• (Tom McGrath) "The bad news is, we're crash landing."
• (Tom McGrath) "When it comes to air travel, we know that you have no choice whatsoever, but thanks again for choosing Air Penguin."

• (Chris Miller) "We've lost engine one -- and engine two is no longer on fire"

• (Chris Miller) "Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper."
• (Tom McGrath) "That's a number I can live with. Good landing, boys. Who says a penguin can't fly?"

Bernie Mac as Zuba

• (Bernie Mac) "Alakay, look out."
• (Ben Stiller) "No, dad. It's 'Hop, Shuffle,Ball Change, Hip Swish, Turn Around.'."

• (Bernie Mac) "Good luck, Alakai."
• (Ben Stiller) "Were we come from, we say "break a leg"."
• (Bernie Mac) "That's my boy."

• (Bernie Mac) "Love transcends all boundaries. We are here to celebrate such a love. Do you two take each other for better or worse?"
• (Tom McGrath) "For better, please."

Sacha Baron Cohen as Julien

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "If I, King Julien, that's my name, had only two days to live, I would do all the things I always wanted to do."
• (David Schwimmer) "Like what?"
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "I'd become a professional whistler. I'm pretty fantastic right now, but I would do it professionally."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Another thing I would do is invade a neighboring country, and force my own ideology on them, even if they didn't want it."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Stop him. He's carrying scissors and hand cream."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Hey, freaks. You will be glad to learn that I am coming with you."
• (Ben Stiller) "Oh ho ho, no, thank you."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Oh, yes, thank you. It's my plane."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Raise your arms, Maurice. It's more fun when you raise your arms up like this, ah ha ha ha."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "New York. It's a bit of a dump. Are you sure we're not in New Jersey?"

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Ha,ha,ha. I like laughing. It's such a nice experience."
• (David Schwimmer) "Whoa."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Exuse me, this is first class. It's nothing personal, it's just that we're better than you."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Please, go over there please"

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Whatever happened to the separation of the classes?"
• (Cedric the Entertainer) "I'm sure this whole democracy thing is just a fad."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Hurry up, before we come to our senses."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Do you mind going back? This is first class."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "It's nothing personal, it's just that we're better than you."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "I don't know why the sacrifice didn't work. The science was so solid."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "I'd jump in myself, if I weren't so good at whistling."

Tom McGrath as Skipper

• (Tom McGrath) "Higher mammal. We shall require use of your opposibles."
• (Conrad Vernon) "Phil. I ought to wash your hands out with soap."

• (Tom McGrath) "Very impressive, Kowalski. But will it fly?"
• (Chris Miller) "Yes, if you fold it here, here, and here."
• (Tom McGrath) "Nice."

• (Tom McGrath) "I'd like to kiss you, monkey man."
• (Conrad Vernon) "All right, but you're so darn ugly."

• (Tom McGrath) "Pray to your personal god this hunk of junk flies."

• (Tom McGrath) "Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground, just a little peck, a smooch like you're kissing your sister."
• (Tom McGrath) "I said kiss it."

• (Tom McGrath) "You. Pretty boy. Why don't you and your friends dig a latrine, maybe find water."
• (Ben Stiller) "Hold on, hold on a second. Who made you -- king of the plane wreck?"
• (Tom McGrath) "'Scuse me?"

• (Tom McGrath) "Operation tourist trap is a go."
• (Christopher Knights) "Oh, I like that one, that's a good one."
• (Chris Miller) "It works on many levels, sir."
• (Tom McGrath) "You guys are a bunch of suck-ups."
• (Chris Miller) "That too, sir."
• (Christopher Knights) "Oh, absolutely, sir."

• (Tom McGrath) "We'll divide into three groups. Group Alpha, you're in charge of sheet metal fabrication. Group Bronson, you'll handle assembley. Group George Peppard, you'll handle craft services. Any questions?"

• (Tom McGrath) "That has to be the second biggest slingshot I've ever seen, but I guess it'll have to do."

Ben Stiller as Alex

• (Ben Stiller) "I wanna prove to my dad that I'm a real lion."
• (Marty) "As opposed, to a chocolate lion."

• (Ben Stiller) "How. Me and my friends fly -- fly, on great metal bird -- then we plummet --"
• (Ben Stiller) "Boom. Crash here. We offer only happiness and good greetings."
• (Hippo Girlfriend) "Is he dancing about a plane crash?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Yeah, we are. Sorry."

• (Ben Stiller) "I like to move it, move it."
• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "He likes to move it, move it."
• (Marty) "She likes to move it, move it."
• (David Schwimmer) "We like to?"
• (Unnamed) "Move it."

• (Marty) "That is definitely not crackalackin'."
• (Ben Stiller) "It is lackin' in the crackin', my friend."

• (Ben Stiller) "She's got a gun. Let's get out while we can. Pass it on."
• (Conrad Vernon) "He said, 'Let's have some fun and take out the dam. Basset hound'."

• (Ben Stiller) "Marty, it looks like this is it. I just want you to know, you're a one in a million friend."
• (Marty) "Thanks, Alex. You are a true friend."
• (Ben Stiller) "And I'm sure you won't mind when I tell you --"
• (Marty) "What? Tell me what?"
• (Ben Stiller) "I broke your iPod."
• (Marty) "What?"
• (Ben Stiller) "The buttons were so small. It made me mad."
• (Marty) "The horror."
• (Ben Stiller) "It was an accident."
• (Marty) "I'm gonna kill you."

• (Ben Stiller) "If you're ever in Manhattan, feel free to call first."
• (Ben Stiller) "Seriously though, call, okay?"

• (Ben Stiller) "Hey. Happy Slappers. Is there any reason to celebrate? Look at the plane."
• (Tom McGrath) "We'll fix it."
• (Ben Stiller) "Fix it? How you gonna fix this?"
• (Tom McGrath) "Grit, spit"
• (Tom McGrath) "and a whole lotta duct tape."
• (Tom McGrath) "We should be up and running in say --"
• (Tom McGrath) "six to nine months."
• (Ben Stiller) "Sixty-nine months?"
• (Tom McGrath) "No, six to nine months."

• (Ben Stiller) "Slow down. You're gonna kill us. There's got to be another way. Pass it on."
• (Conrad Vernon) "Don't slow down. Kill us. It's the only way. Basset Hound."
• (Tom McGrath) "The best sacrifice is the one made by others."
• (Tom McGrath) "Doll. MEDIC."

David Schwimmer as Melman

• (David Schwimmer) "No, no that's not it. Listen Mototo, you'd better treat this lady like a queen. Because you, you my friend -- have found the perfect woman. If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman, I would give her flowers every day. And not just any flowers, okay? Her favorites are orchids. White. And I would bring her breakfast every day. Six loaves of wheat bread with butter on both sides. No crusts. Just the way she likes it. I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend. And I'd spend every day thinking of ways to make her laugh. She has the most -- amazing laugh. That's what I would do, if I were you. But I'm not. So you do it."
• (will.i.am) "Uhhh -- What? Aaaanyways, where were we?"
• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "I'm huge?"

• (Marty) "I still think he's a show-off."
• (David Schwimmer) "You gotta give him credit. He is an animal."
• (Marty) "I don't know about you guys, but I feel like going on vacation."
• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "Where are we going to go on vacation?"
• (Marty) "I was thinking Conneticut."

• (David Schwimmer) "What, you don't have doctors here?"
• (Stephen) "Well not any more."
• (David Schwimmer) "What if you catch a cold or something."
• (Additional Giraffe) "We go over to the dying holes, and we die."

• (David Schwimmer) "I love you, Gloria. I always have."
• (David Schwimmer) "Like you love the beach, or a good book, or the beach --"

Alec Baldwin as Makunga

• (Alec Baldwin) "Who could possibly take Zuba's place? Someone? Anyone? No one?"
• (Alec Baldwin) "You, sir."
• (Alec Baldwin) "I guess, awkward as it is, I could carry this tremendous burden."

• (Alec Baldwin) "Look at it this way. After I defeat you and take your place as alpha lion, you'll have that much more time to spend with your pathetic excuse of a son."
• (Bernie Mac) "Before I kick your butt again, tell me why you want to be alpha lion?"
• (Alec Baldwin) "I'm better looking, I have better hair, I'm deceitfully smart, and I want everyone to do what I say."

Christopher Knights as Private

• (Christopher Knights) "In case we go down, place the lifejacket over your head, pull the sting, and kiss your kids good-bye."

• (Christopher Knights) "In case of a loss of oxygen, please place your masks over your faces to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers."

Conrad Vernon as Mason

• (Conrad Vernon) "The plane won't be fixed until the suits meet our demands. Now, about maternity leave."
• (Tom McGrath) "Maternity leave?"
• (Tom McGrath) "You're all male --"
• (Marty) "Look, we need that plane for a rescue mission."
• (Tom McGrath) "Well, there's nothing I can do until we bust up this union."
• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "I'm gonna get to bustin' up all you if you don't get this plane going."
• (Tom McGrath) "Can't you see these commies have my hands tied, here? NO maternity leave."
• (Conrad Vernon) "Maybe a certain someone wouldn't want these blowing around the savanna?"
• (Tom McGrath) "All right, you get your maternity leave."

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