Madagascar (2005 film) Quotes

Madagascar (2005 film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Madagascar ended its run in 1970.

It features Mireille Soria as producer, and Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score.

Madagascar (2005 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Madagascar (2005 film) is 86 minutes long. Madagascar (2005 film) is distributed by DreamWorks Picturesref 1 and 1.

The cast includes: Sacha Baron Cohen as Julian, and Cedric the Entertainer as Maurice.

Madagascar (2005 film) Quotes

Sacha Baron Cohen as Julian

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Bull's eye. Exellent shot, Maurice."

• (Alex the Lion) "Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course."
• (Melman the Giraffe) "Hey, the bozos have the people."
• (Alex the Lion) "Oh, well, great. Good. Phew."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "They're up there."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though."
• (Alex the Lion) "Oh -- wow -- so, do you have any live people?"
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Uhh -- no, only dead ones."
• (Cedric the Entertainer) "I mean, if we had a bunch of live people running around, it wouldn't be called the wild, would it?"

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "How can you have the heebie jeebies for Mr. Alex? He's so cute, and plushy."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "What did I tell you about the feet. Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet."
• (Cedric the Entertainer) "He did tell you about the feet."
• (Mort the Mouse Lemur) "He he."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Wait. I have a plan."
• (Cedric the Entertainer) "Really?"
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers."
• (Marty the Zebra) "Hi there."
• (Alex the Lion) "No, I will handle this. Alex handles it. Marty says nothing."
• (Alex the Lion) "Hi there."
• (Alex the Lion) "Oh, geez."
• (Melman the Giraffe) "Oh, Alex. What did you do?"
• (Alex the Lion) "No, it's okay, it's okay. I'm just a silly, just a silly lion."
• (Alex the Lion) "Oh, jeez."

• (Unnamed) "I like them."
• (Mort the Mouse Lemur) "I like them, I like them. I liked them first. Before I even met them I liked them. As soon as I met them I liked them right away. You hate them compared to how much I like them."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Oh shut up, you're so annoying."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Oh, shut up, you're so annoying."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Shhhh, we're hiding. Everyone needs to be quiet, including me -- SHHHHHH. Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again --"

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift."
• (Alex the Lion) "No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake. Go, Stevie, go."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Shh. We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh. Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again --"

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "When the New York giants wake up, we must make sure they wake up in paradise."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Now, who'd like a cookie?"

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep --"
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "How long is this going to take?"

• (Mort the Mouse Lemur) "King Julian. What are they?"
• (Mort the Mouse Lemur) "What are they?"
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "They are -- aliens. Savage aliens. From the savage future."
• (Cedric the Entertainer) "They've come to kill us. And take our women. And our precious metals."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Get up Mort. Do not be near the King's feet, okay."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa."
• (Gloria the Hippo) "The who-sa?"
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "The foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "By the power vested in me, by the law of the jungle, blah, blah, blah, blah -- Be gone."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "What is a simple bite on the butt among friends?"
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Come on, give me a nibble."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Where are you giants from?"
• (Alex the Lion) "We're from New York."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "All hail the New York Giants."

• (Mort the Mouse Lemur) "They are savages. Tonight we die."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "The feet. I told you about; I told you to; I told you; didn't I tell him about the feet?"
• (Cedric the Entertainer) "He did tell you about the feet."
• (Mort the Mouse Lemur) "E-he."

• (Alex the Lion) "Whoa. Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?"
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Who wipes?"
• (Gloria the Hippo) "Oy vey."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Oy vey."
• (Cedric the Entertainer) "Oy vey, everybody."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Welcome to Madagascar."
• (Marty the Zebra) "Mada-who-ah?"
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "No. Not who-ah. As-car."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "I like to move it, move it / She like to move it, move it / He like to move it, move it / You like to -- Move it."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Come on, time to robot."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "I am very clever king -- tok tok tok tok -- I am super genius -- I am robot king of the monkey thing -- compute -- compute."

• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "They're just a bunch of pansies."
• (Cedric the Entertainer) "I don't know. There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody. Let's go and meet the pansies."

Cedric the Entertainer as Maurice

• (Cedric the Entertainer) "Your friend here is what we call a deluxe model hunting-and-eating machine. And he eats steak -- which is you."

• (Cedric the Entertainer) "What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies."
• (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebiedibigibies? No? Good. So shut up."

• (Cedric the Entertainer) "Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody."

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