Mad Monster Party? Quotes

Mad Monster Party? is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Mad Monster Party? ended its run in 1970.

It features Arthur Rankin Jr. as producer, Maury Laws, and Jules Bass in charge of musical score, and Tadahito Mochinaga as head of cinematography.

Mad Monster Party? is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mad Monster Party? is 95 minutes long. Mad Monster Party? is distributed by Embassy Pictures.

The cast includes: Gale Garnett as Francesca, and Boris Karloff as Baron von Frankenstein.

Mad Monster Party? Quotes

Boris Karloff as Baron von Frankenstein

• (Boris Karloff) "Everybody must have had quite a time last night. There was a huge pile of left-overs in the dining room."
• (Gale Garnett) "I wonder who it was."

• (Boris Karloff) "Aw, my dear, you look so -- Er, ghastly."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, doctor."
• (Gale Garnett) "Oh, brother."

• (Boris Karloff) "Aw, Werewolf, 'delighted you're here, Were."
• (Unnamed) "Wolfie, you old dog. Ha ha. This convention is going to be a howling success."
• (Unnamed) "You see? I told you."

• (Boris Karloff) "Ha ha ha. Quoth the raven, "Nevermore". I've done it. Created the means to destroy matter. They must all know. Know that I, Baron von Frankenstein, master of the secret of creation, have now mastered the secret of destruction. The invitations must be sent at once."

• (Boris Karloff) "Ah -- a lifetime of experimentation capped in one small vial. Now to the final step: The infusion of energy."

• (Unnamed) "Well you see, Uncle, I'm a pharmacist."
• (Boris Karloff) "Aw, then you must have conducted experiments of your own."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yes. My fudge quadrupple multi-flavored decker ala mode was a wild experiment. Mr. Kronkite turned green after he ate it."
• (Boris Karloff) "Of course."

Gale Garnett as Francesca

• (Gale Garnett) "I can make the doctor's secrets mine before he bestows them on that Felix Flanken. And I can use Dracula to help me."
• (Unnamed) "Baby, Francesca is up to something with that Dracula. They both bear watching. Besides, it's her own fault for thinking so loud."

• (Gale Garnett) "We also received a very strange reply from someone who says he's arriving on the 13th. Someone named Felix Flanken."
• (Boris Karloff) "He's coming? That is good news. What else does he write?"
• (Gale Garnett) ""Looking forward to meeting all those fun people at your resort". Resort? Fun people? He doesn't mean Dracula and the Werewolf surely."
• (Boris Karloff) "Yes, yes? Go on."
• (Gale Garnett) ""Can't hardly wait to dip into the pool in the front of your resort and lie on your beautiful beach." Doctor, does he know about the crocodiles in the lagoon and the quicksand on the beach? Who or what is this Flanken?"
• (Boris Karloff) "Oh, don't be alarmed. Felix Flanken is a mere human."

• (Gale Garnett) "As the doctor's rightful heir, I will be given his secrets and I shall share them with you."
• (Unnamed) "Why of course. Half a loaf if better than two in the bushes. Or something like that."
• (Unnamed) "Then I shall get rid of you and have all the secrets to myself."

• (Unnamed) "My place isn't much. Two small rooms, a furnished medicine cabinet, but we'll be married. And soon there will be the sound of little Flankens running around."
• (Gale Garnett) "Oh, Felix."
• (Unnamed) "What? What have I said? We'll get a bigger place, I'll give up sneezing. What is it?"

• (Unnamed) "What unsusual flora and fauna."
• (Gale Garnett) "Yes I know. You like it and it likes you."

• (Gale Garnett) "I'm just a machine with hundreds of parts that will eventually wear out."
• (Unnamed) "Well, Francesca, none of us are perfect."
• (Unnamed) "Are perfect --"
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• (Unnamed) "Are perfect --"
• (Unnamed) "Are perfect --"

• (Gale Garnett) "Felix, you saved my life."
• (Unnamed) "Don't thank me, thank my pills."
• (Unnamed) "Don't thank my pills, thank me."

• (Unnamed) "What kind of a monster is he? A ghoul? A demon? A spook, or?"
• (Gale Garnett) "A human."
• (Unnamed) "They're the worst kind."

• (Gale Garnett) "Do you really think that It would dare to come here uninvited?"
• (Boris Karloff) "I don't know. It is capable of anything."

• (Gale Garnett) "But we haven't received a reply from -- It."
• (Boris Karloff) "Well I should hope that we don't. You see, It wasn't invited. It was a crushing bore at our last convention. It kept walking around crushing boars, wild boars, in its hands. Very frankly, Francesca, It disgusts even me."

• (Unnamed) "It's me, your Don Juan."
• (Gale Garnett) "I Don Juan to look at you."

• (Unnamed) "Francesca it's me your Don Juan."
• (Gale Garnett) "I don't Juan to look at you."
• (Unnamed) "I love your eyes, I love your chin, I love the shape they put you in, and when I get to feel your touch I ache for you so very much."

• (Gale Garnett) "Thank badness, Felix is escaping."

• (Unnamed) "Stop behaving like the Statue of Liberty. Put down that torch."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, we can still make a deal."
• (Gale Garnett) "Make a deal with you? Not so long as I have Wolfbane for you, vampire, and a torch for you, Monster. Or is it torch for a vampire and Wolfsbane for a monster? Wolfsbane for a werewolf, and a torch for a vampire. No, it's stake through the heart for a vampire and a silver bullet for a monster."
• (Unnamed) "I'll take the torch and you get the Wolfsbane."

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