Mad Max Quotes

Mad Max is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Mad Max completed its run in 1970.

It features Byron Kennedy as producer, Brian May (composer) in charge of musical score, and David Eggby as head of cinematography.

Mad Max is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of Mad Max is 93 minutes long. Mad Max is distributed by Village Roadshow.

The cast includes: Vincent Gil as Nightrider, Mel Gibson as Max, Roger Ward as Fifi, Geoff Parry as Bubba Zanetti, Hugh Keays-Byrne as Toecutter, Steve Bisley as Goose, Steve Millichamp as Roop, Joanne Samuel as Jessie, John Ley as Charlie, and Jonathan Hardy as Labatouche.

Mad Max Quotes

Geoff Parry as Bubba Zanetti

• (Station Master) "That must be your friend over there. They didn't leave much of him."
• (Geoff Parry) "Must've cut his heart out, eh?"
• (Station Master) "Yes. That's what I meant. Poor bastard."
• (Hugh Keays-Byrne) "The Nightrider. That is his name -- the Nightrider."
• (Station Master) "The NightRider."
• (Hugh Keays-Byrne) "Remember him when you look at the night sky."
• (Station Master) "I will."
• (Hugh Keays-Byrne) "Take your hat off."
• (Station Master) "Anything you say."
• (Hugh Keays-Byrne) "Anything I say. What a wonderful philosophy you have. Take him away."

• (Geoff Parry) "We're here to meet a friend. Comin' on the train."
• (Station Master) "Nothin' comin' on the train except a couple of crates and a, uh, coffin."
• (Geoff Parry) "Our friend."

• (Geoff Parry) "Joviality is a game of children."
• (Hugh Keays-Byrne) "Mudguts, get out of there. Cundalini, put her against the post."
• (Hugh Keays-Byrne) "We have a problem here. She -- is not -- what she seems. Bubba Zanetti has it on good authority. She's sent by the bronze. Full of treachery. The bronze -- take our pride."
• (Johnny the Boy) "If you're going to waste the bronze, you gotta do it big."
• (Geoff Parry) "You just don't have the style, do ya. Chickens***."

Mel Gibson as Max

• (Mel Gibson) "I think we've got some hoon trouble --"

• (Mel Gibson) "I just can't get it clear in my head, Jess. He was so full of living, you know? He ran a franchise on it. Now there's nothing. And here I am trying to put sense to it, when I know there isn't any."

• (Mel Gibson) "I'm scared, Fif. You know why? It's that rat circus out there. I'm beginning to enjoy it."
• (Roger Ward) "What is this, bonny week?"
• (Mel Gibson) "Look. Any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, you know? A terminal crazy -- only I got a bronze badge to say I'm one of the good guys."

• (Mel Gibson) "The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."

Vincent Gil as Nightrider

• (Vincent Gil) "I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am a rocker, I am a roller, I am an out-of-controller."

• (Vincent Gil) "The Toecutter; he knows who I am. I am the Nightrider. I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy. I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road, right to FREEDOM."

Steve Bisley as Goose

• (Steve Bisley) "You've seen it --. You've heard it --. and you're still asking questions?"

• (Steve Bisley) "What a turkey. Hey, fella. You're a turkey."

• (Steve Bisley) "We'll See you on the road, skag. We'll See you on the road like we saw The Nightrider."
• (Johnny the Boy) "We remember The Nightrider. And we know who you are."

• (Steve Bisley) "You can shut the gate on this one, Maxie -- it's the duck's guts."
• (Barry, MFP Garage Mechanic) "She sucks nitro -- with Phase 4 heads. 600 horsepower through the wheels. She's meanness set to music and the bitch is born to run."
• (Steve Bisley) "He's in a coma, man."

• (Steve Bisley) "It was like slow motion. He leaves his seat and goes through the windshield, headfirst straight into the tree, right? And then bounces back through the windshield. And by the time we got to him, he was just sitting there, trying to scream with his face ripped off."
• (Steve Bisley) "What's the matter?"
• (Unnamed) "Not hungry anymore."
• (Steve Bisley) "Give it here."

• (Steve Bisley) "Max."
• (Mel Gibson) "Go ahead."
• (Steve Bisley) "We are 100% SNAFU."
• (Mel Gibson) "You ok?"
• (Steve Bisley) "Nothin' a year in the tropics wouldn't fix."
• (Mel Gibson) "Much damage?"
• (Vincent Gil) "You should see the damage, bronze. Huh? metal damage, brain damage. Heheheh. Are you listening, bronze? I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am a rocker, I am a roller, I am a out-of-controller. I'm the Nightrider, baby."
• (Vincent Gil) "-- and we ain't never comin' back."

• (Steve Bisley) "Jimmy the Goose, larger than life and twice as ugly."

Steve Millichamp as Roop

• (Steve Millichamp) "That scag and his floozie, they're gonna die."

• (Steve Millichamp) "Main force Patrol."
• (Steve Millichamp) "Were out of the game unable to continue pursuit."
• (Steve Millichamp) "You better send a Meat Truck. Charlie's copped a saucepan in the throat."

Hugh Keays-Byrne as Toecutter

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Joanne Samuel as Jessie

• (Joanne Samuel) "Please. Give me my baby."
• (Hugh Keays-Byrne) "Jessie, Jessie, Jessie. You've not got a sense of humor."
• (Hugh Keays-Byrne) "You've got a pretty face, though. Awful pretty. Awful pretty."
• (Hugh Keays-Byrne) "I suppose you don't need a sense of humor with a pretty face. The only trouble is though, Missy, if you should --"
• (Hugh Keays-Byrne) "lose the face."

Roger Ward as Fifi

• (Roger Ward) "They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well, damn them. You and me, Max, we're gonna give 'em back their heroes."

• (Roger Ward) "They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well damn them. You and me, Max, we're gonna give them back their heroes."
• (Mel Gibson) "Ah, Fif. Do you really expect me to go for that crap?"
• (Roger Ward) "You gotta admit I sounded good there for a minute, huh?"

• (Roger Ward) "What's this?"
• (Mel Gibson) "I'm through."
• (Roger Ward) "Again?"
• (Mel Gibson) "No, not again. I'm through. I'm quitting."
• (Roger Ward) "Sit down."
• (Mel Gibson) "I didn't come here to dicuss it, I came here to say it. I'm through."
• (Roger Ward) "Now just a minute. Alright, so the Goose bought it, but that's the way he always came in the world --"
• (Mel Gibson) "-Off beat."

• (Roger Ward) "Thanks, Labatouche. You're a real human being."

John Ley as Charlie

• (John Ley) "Boy, we're really going to get it this time. He had his indicator on."
• (Steve Millichamp) "Shut up."

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